What do women mean when they say you have a beautiful penis?

[Anonymous]

More than one has said this to me. I am not God's gift to women but I guess to them I was. Anyway, what does that mean. One kinda hinted that it was a big and thick as it could possibly be without hurting her too much. She mentioned the head being perfect. The other said it shines, glistens and throbs. Is that some kind of girl code for average penis, big penis or small penis? Have you ever used that line on a guy?

[Anonymous]

They know you polish your dick so they are just trying to make you feel comfortable, or trying not to embarrass you by letting you think they don't know you're a pole polisher.

Jeez, I thought pole polishers went out in the 60s. Do you do the 1-2-1 hand rub everyday or just use an electric buffer? I heard, & it's only rumor, that if you jerk off with wet-dry sandpaper she shines up beautifully also. After a month you'll need to wear sunglasses just to take a piss. Give it a try hungshine... I mean sunshine.

[Asker]

I've been "polishing" the pole since I was 14 years old. I think I will pass on the sandpaper though.

[Insaan]

LMAOOOOOOO "POLISH" HAHAHA

[Tractorbeam]

I get this a lot, comments like "Has anyone ever told you that you have the best looking cock?"
I've got the size right, and some say they wouldn't want any more. I know some would prefer a bit less.
They say it's not the size, but just the appearance. Some obviously look better than others. I take it as a genuine compliment, and I think it's always meant that way.

[upsyndrome]

pics or gtfo.

I'm joking, no one wants to see your Polyphemus.

I think it means your penis isn't scary. I can't imagine anyone saying this though.

[Asker]

I do not think this site allows that or I would. I don't know no GAGER knows who it belongs to anyway.

[harakiri]

Shines? Wtf. Is your penis covered in glitter or something? -.-

[Asker]

I'm mixed up so when I am 100% hard in the light it gives kinda shines. I thought all guys did that but maybe not. They liked it.

[00100100100]

vampire penises shines according to twilight.

[harakiri]

What do you mean you're mixed up? o. O @binary code: i wonder if they're cold to the touch as well...*shudders*

[Asker]

Like tanned people who look sexy on a beach. That's my penis color. I'm mixed racially B/W.

[harakiri]

I know mixed people and they aren't shiny yo.

[catguy]

he probably stuck it in the bowling ball shiner thing :P

[harakiri]

lmfao!

[helva]

Some uncut boys have a glitterig shine on their mushroom ideed, or it can be from precum.

[Asker]

You would totally understand if I could post a pic but this site doesn't allow it.

[harakiri]

I don't wanna see your glittering man parts D:

[COCOCHANEL]

they mean it's aesthetically pleasing

an eye candy dick.

[COCOCHANEL]

thank you

[playdates]

Um.. I thought men took things very straight forward? If she says "you have a beautiful penis," I'm sure that's literally what she means.

[abundantlyrich]

Nice, pink, plump, not veiny, n a nice mushroom on the top

[princesswitch]

Long, thick, ideal shape, uniform in color.

[Asker]

My head is dark reddish brown like it's mad at somebody but the shaft is the same

[princesswitch]

"Like it's mad at somebody" ahhaa. Well yeah, the head doesn't really count. I meant the rest of it. Like, none to minimal circumcision scars.

[Asker]

When it's soft you can see the scars but when it's hard that's minimal. Don't women like that anyway because of the ridges pushing back and forth against you?

[princesswitch]

I personally prefer the look and feel of uncircumcised ones. I can't recall ever feeling anything extra from being with a circumcised guy because the scars are usually flat.

[MegKate]

Look if anyone knows, you probably do. A "good penis" may just be girl code for "amazing sex". Your penis could be 2 inches long and a pencil, but if you can use it right, she'll love it.

Beautiful penis? She's probably just has super hormones and is saying things.

[Anonymous]

I don't find any men penis attractive just want to used if and crave it

[Anonymous]

What do YOU think it means QA? im curious

[Asker]

It's good, doesn't hurt too much and i like you anyway... something like that... maybe.

[Anonymous]

Well... there's a nice looking version of everything you know?