The tattoo is very sleazy and inappropriate. I do find it a bit funny, but this isn't something that should be a permanent part of someone's body.
What would his mother say?
Right? There's so many places he wouldn't be able to go. Not with shorts on anyway. I mean think about if he even tried to shop in a mall or something and families were there with their kids. He'd barely even be able to go out in public like that.
little kids would say , "big pee pee" "big pee pee"
Dude must live cucumbers
LOVE
You mean zucchini
Yeah that’s more like it. Or even better would be pickles. Actually this made me want a Big juicy pickle now thanks.
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How would you explain it to a mother with a five year old who spots it on the beach.
All I can say is his dick better match or is bigger because that is a setup for severe female disappointment.
or relief , she won't need surgery and stitches
I can’t think of a more pathetic tattoo.
I'm sorry... I know this is childish... But that's a penis... Like a veiny big one too... Then the shadows is all wrong makes it appear a bit sick... So overall I have to give 2/10 for this Tattoo... If it wasn't a penis it would be rated 0...
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I think I should get that tattoo too
that would be confusing since you are female
I agree, thank you
or are you really a male pretending to be female?
I can't imagine how weird it looks when he's naked
i've almost got a 2ft. femur! if i had a limp one that long i wouldn't be fucking women. maybe horses? or an elephant?
False advertising
Sad that a picture has a bigger dick than most of the dudes on the internet as a whole. Even sadder when you actually get that tattooed on you.
If anything this dude wishes his was that big 😅
Somebody doesn't leave anything up to the imagination. I can't believe someone would allow anyone that close to his junk while getting a tattoo
A chick walks in with big feeders shaking and tattoo artist turns head and he is in real pain then.
Point taken. lol
Hahaha!
Ha Ha. that is not you is it? I forgot to say I don't own pic disclaimer. Sorry
😂😂
Could've picked a prettier penis at least
What is a pretty penis like?
If genitals were pretty we'd be walking around with our faces covered and our genitals displayed. Come to think of it, that first part might have kept covid-19 from being such a problem.
Lol did he get that tatt cause he's insecure?
He got it to warn females what they were in for. So they can't blame him cry out in pain.
Really? Cause to me it's more of a sign to make up for a small package.
Poor guy... he must be the size of a peanut
he has at least 2 peanuts. Oh and a new pic of you and look. Look at those cute little cheeks.
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It's a bit funny tho
But IRL it will be kinda weird
Unless he is something like that when aroused he's going to be meeting a lot of disappointed women.
I hope he goes in a locker room with straight men someday
what will happen?
What do you think?
They will pull his pants down to see what his pecker is really like?
I can't see getting that much attention. 😂😂
Yeah i am glad i don't have veins like that on mine. I look more attractive i think.
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