What do you think of this interaction I thought of last night?

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Rich Guy ( he doesn’t have a name yet): So this is the group. Let’s see what we have here.... alright so we got Blonde Bitch, Sugar Tits, Bing-Bong, Ching- Chong, and what should I call you..... Call Of Duty Wannabe. Nice to meet you guys, my name is Mr. __.

Melodious Sigh: Who do you think you’re calling a bitch? And aren’t you the guy who comes over to get my house payment?
Mr. __: Yes I am, and Oh my bad, did I get your name wrong?

Dingjian: No shit, you racist dick.

Mr. __: Do you guys even know who I am? I’m the guy who paid for your guy’s yee yee looking ass battle suits. H-Hey science guy, why the fuck do they look an awful lot like the Transformers!?

Science Guy (he also doesn’t have a name yet): I.... don’t know sir?

Mr. __: You know, I ALSO paid for the fourth Transformers movie to happen because the previous one was too shitty and barely made enough money for a sequel. But I loved the original cartoon as a kid and thought, “hey, I loved this series back in the day, and I have a shit ton of money laying around....... fuck it, I’ll pay for this thing. But it’s gonna be my way”. And my point is, I partly own Transformers now. So I might sue you’re lazy and uncreative asses.

Dingjian: I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work that way...

Mr __: It doesn’t matter how things work. With enough money, anything is possible. Also, why do you guys look like 5 year olds in those cheap ass Halloween costumes? Well except for the army girl, she doesn’t look half bad.

Vitran: How do you know I’m a veteran?

Mr. __: Don’t worry about it. So science guy, how have these suits been performing? I mean, I did pay it with MY money so surely they’re gonna be good but I’m just curious-

Vitran: Why are being such an asshole?

Mr. __: Was I talking to you?

Vitran: *tries to kick his balls*

Mr. __: *Intensely blocks it like all guys should know how to do*

Mr. __: Wow, how truly pathetic. I never though that an asset of the military could also be a pussy. I don’t care if you’re a veteran or not, you have forever lost all of my respect. Is it just me or are all female humans pussies? I know God created them to be weaker but that’s no excuse to wanna be better. *hits one of Vitran’s ovaries*

Melodious Sigh: What... the hell is going on? Didn’t they teach you how to fight in the Military?

Mr. __: Cleary not since she fought like a pussy. But uhh, I’m gonna go drive to a rich restaurant in my Ferrari so I can get my mind off of how disgusting of a display this supposed “Veteran” put on. One more thing Blondey.... I should inform you that you’re house payment bill will be decreased since you’re risking your life to save the world.

Dingjian: How come the rest of us don’t have a decreased house payment?

Mr. __: Because I don’t go to any of your houses. Good luck saving humanity *leaves*

Dingjian: So he just goes to random peoples houses to collect their payment?

Melodious Sigh: I guess so.......

Dingjian: Thats kind of Sus......