What do you think when you can hear neighbours having sex?

Everything in my building seems to be amplified its worse if you open the window! Years ago the man below waited til morning to mimic my boyfriend and I's noises with his girlfriend...
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  • Ew, once i was staying in a cheap hotel and heard a couple moaning like gorillas upstairs. It was disgusting and reminded me how dirty the sheets must be. I hate hotels. They say that the washing machines barely get rid of stuff like that on the sheets.

    • If you're really concerned you can by antibacterial soap powder take it to the local launderette and launder you're own stuff or pack your own sheets

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  • Sometimes I am half tempted to kill the mood by going upstairs and knocking on the door to say "It is 3 in the morning, I am very tired." Or "Either keep it down or let me get in on this." It's always the woman I hear, and the walls are pretty decent, but her voice carries through.

    • Sadly it doesn't kill the mood. I remember having people knock to shut my mom up and it just made her mad and get even louder 💀

    • @DizzyDesii depends on the person. For some it completely kills the boner and dries the cooch, or in your mom's case, become a super freak

    • 😂😂

  • never had neighbors living that close lol... have never lived in apartments either

    every time I was at my girlfriend's apartment

    we did have RAMMSTEIN and stereo surround system... to drown all noises lmao...

    • He told me to play music but I think they could still hear us

    • well, maybe if you two get louder than RAMMSTEIN... lol

    • perhaps, you need some Guns N' Roses

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  • Well, it's eavesdropping on something you don't really want to know about.

    Sex is personal and if you're that noisy and the walls that thin, maybe you might spend a night in a hotel where you have more privacy:

    You'll have a vacation from your neighbor's noises and they from you.

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  • My landlord and his girlfriend live above me.


    The ceiling by my computer is paper thin and right below their bed.


    Oh, also he’s pushing 60, she’s somewhere between 18 and 30…


    Almost every day, they have sex for hours. She goes back and forth between screaming like she’s being murdered and just screaming “daddy” over and over…


    One time she “squirted” and some of her piss came through a crack in the ceiling landing on my mousepad and in my hair.


    I’m now starving myself to save up to get the hell out of here. $1,000 a month for this…absolutely not.

    • There's no right face for this but yuk! 🤢

    • Yeah…I’m terrified to use my computer now…

  • My neighborhood is quiet so i never heard them but i used to make sure they heard us

    • That's so funny... Did you ever get told to shut up?

    • Nah i always be we always found out “too late” that we were being secretly watched by voyeurs. When i marry, i intend to invite neighbors over to watch but they can't touch us

    • Nooo way... Im sure the man that lives next door the dirty fat creep of a man Jack's off. He makes a conscious effort to let me know we can be heard by dragging a chair across the floor or bouncing his bed to the frame rattles. I dunno if I could let people I know watch... Randomers maybe

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  • I would shout as much as i can..."Finish Her"...
    🤣🤣🤣, then close my window and rofl... lmaooo

  • When I lived in an apartment it was me having the sex that got me a few complaints.

  • I can't relate to it because it's a problem that I don't have.

  • It happens. I have lived in apartments and dorm rooms where it is easy to hear people having sex. It really is no big deal... I hope they are having fun. If no one is naked with me I use to masturbate listening to others having sex.

  • "get it girl"

  • Turns me on. Sort of live audio-only porn.

  • I prolly think like, yyoooo they are on fire rn huehehe😈

  • They're very far away that would be LOUd

  • I am seriously turned on by hearing someone else at it. Hotels are sexy for this reason.

    • Would you ever ask to join.

    • I don’t think that would work! I’d roll over and ask you to join me in competing with the neighbors.

  • I’ve owned a single family home for 25 years so I don’t share walls with any neighbors. But when I was renter, my fiancé/wife used to hear neighbors going at it. My wife laughed but it turned me on. This led to that and then the neighbors listened to us.

  • I wish to join them...

  • Ah, the joys of communal living.

  • Just one place and she sounds so good turned me on eveytime!

  • give them a round of applause when theyve finished... usually works to help them keep a bit quieter next time, if theyre even louder get some sound board noises of a football crowd cheering a goal...

  • It is entertaining!

  • I think: I DON'T want to see that :)

  • Yes, makes you wonder why they don't mind being heard.

    • Really... Tbh I get caught up in the moment. I really let go especially when it's good. I don't realise I'm so loud until maybe afterwards when I realise how dead still it is out side.

    • @lilyanony1 Lol

    • I do try to push my face into the pillow depending on position or kiss him more but if they're hitting areas it can be a bit bitter sweet the moan is a reflex. The last time I tried to remain silent I nearly blew my head off!

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  • Oh! Listen, the neighbours are fucking again.!

    Option 1. Record them and play it back real loud when needed. (If he makes fun of you, play the recording of him in response. If that doesn't stop him, threaten to send to a local t. v. or radio station. Or, to just blast it loud from your windows for the other neigbours to hear it.)

    Option 2. Wait `til they're done and then applaud.

    • Lol..

    • @attentionseeker While applauding, don't forget to yell, "ENCORE!! ENCORE!!"

    • Hahahaha

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