What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

Erection-pedia, Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge. With this thesis?

Question: What Erection feels like: For curious ladies?

Answer: Imagine all your blood rushing to one of your fingers, so much that you can't bend that finger anymore and your finger's all swollen. All that blood and the pressure just feels immense like your fingers going to explode, it's not really painful but you can certainly feel that whatever is happening to your finger requires attention mainly because that sensation is distracting and the fact that your finger's all swollen means you can't really use it for anything practical until it stops being swollen. Now every time you accidentally touch something with your finger it just feels kind of nice, so you pet it a little bit and that feels nice, feels right. You're distracted anyway from this weird finger situation you have going on so you rub your finger until it really feels like it's going to explode only now you're kind of like "yeah, I'm gonna explode the shit out of this finger" Suddenly all the pressure that's been building up is released and you become mentally retarded for about 2 seconds. Once your brain begins working again you think, "That was pretty fucking weird, whew" The swelling goes down and you forget all about your weird finger until the swelling returns and if it doesn't return you start getting worried. This can happen dozens of times a day.

Morning boners Or Morning wood

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

Yes, every guy with a penis gets boner every morning cause of 2 reason.

1) Morning our testosterone level is high! Which makes us naturally horny.

2) Due to huge amount of urine stored in our bladder the blood flow in our genital increases, to help the muscles to keep the urine stored inside the body, until we go take a piss.

Tip : This is the best time when you can seduce your man! He will fall for it.

Cure for Boys : Take a piss.

Most honest compliment :-

Boner as the the most honest compliment to a woman's physical beauty. Cause it's not our lying mouth speaking it's our, Natural instincts speaking.

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

Fake boners :-

Jeans sometime give fake boners : (Personal Experience) Happened a lot to me, once I was laying on the ground next to the football field watching my friends play. I got my foot sprained. Within 20 minutes a bunch of girls passed by me giggling and giving a naughty smile, I had no idea what was going on until a few of them brought the girl who was friends with me and they all sat next to me chatting with me ,those giggles were creepy, until I realized what was going on..

Jeans can create an illusion of fake boners but sometimes they are real.

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

And yes! Until I realized what was going, I suddenly got an uncontrollable bulge in front of them, one little funny embarrassing moment.

Cuddling boners

Boner does not always means Sex.

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

Whenever we get a boner it our natural instinct triggering to have sex, but we have control over ourselves (if we are sober) ladies! We are not a caveman! And being a hunter! Turning off our instincts is impossible, which means we don't control our boners. And even if we get a boner, Yes, at that time our body is ready to have sex, but that does not means we mentally are willing to have sex.

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

How is Erection controlled

We hardly have control over it. Ladies, you control our Erections. Don't find it weird but in reality you control it, some guys won't admit it . Your seduction decides if we are going to have one or not. (exception if the guy is erectile dysfunctional)

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

CAUTION : Erection can occur even, due to our, hot or beautiful cousin to whom we never or rarely meet. It does not always depends on our dirty thinking.

Teenage boners

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

Each male from age of 15 to 19 has been in that situation where, there was nothing seducing on them, still they got Erection.

Although in this age, a look at a cleavage, or the scent of your body or perfume is enough to trigger it.

Funny thing about boners

Everyone except the victim finds it funny...

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

Buy this pants.

Simple logic understand erection

How does the mechanism works...

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge


FINAL REQUEST : IF YOU NOTICE, PLEASE JUST DON'T PANIC, OTHERWISE WE NEED TO LIE. which can get messy.

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

Most natural response : A smile, and say, ' Thanks you, little Mr. XYZ(boys name) for your honest opinion.'

Or let the guy have some alone time.

Thank you for your vital time and concentration of our thesis!

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  • Morning boners are the cause of our REM cycle. It's the body's way of making sure everything's still working. The testosterone "refuel" and other hormones and cells being repaired or created is also part of this. Doesn't need to be horny or have to urinate.

    You also forgot shrinking! :P

    • I can't be jack of all trades, and it not a medical study, so hope I am not wrong...

    • Most studies say it's not about urine. But I always belived it is. Cause it doesn't go away while I'm contracting muscles to hold it. Only goes away when I piss.

  • You should've pointed out that a boner is entirely a reflex.

    • Not entirely, we do have control over it, but not in settling it down we can rise it up when we want.

    • The heck are you talking about?

  • Having to piss in the morning with a morning wood makes for some funny looking yoga positions.

  • It depends on the size of the penis. Mine is 10 inches long and 7 inches girth when fully erect. When I’m hard and walking around naked I can feel the weight pull down on my body. I feel the pounding of my heart in the swollen veins. It twitches and throbs. It wobbles from side to side to side when I move. It gets so hard it aches so I have to play with it to make it feel better. All these things feel awesome.!! Nothing else like it.

  • I just read an article about someone explaining something that cannot be experienced by the other gender. That's like me asking someone with both their legs how it feels to have them both amputated.

    • Thanks, I am waiting similar article on #menstrualcycle, so we guys can understand how women's that cycle operates

  • Hahaha our silly peckers!!!

    • Hehee... Yup.

  • Blues balls do in fact hurt my friend

  • @Omar5881 said he was straight and I was gay after I sucked him off!

    • Dafauq dude? I got a girlfriend GODDAMIT

    • @Omar5881 why won't you love me?

    • @Omar5881 that really rude brother, he sacked you off, respect him of that ... Hehehe 😂😂😂

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  • Being 17 i can definitely relate to teenage boners 😄. Good take

    • Thanks for your support, get yourself through, I remember those days, it's like having an uncontrollable pet

    • If all else fails there's the classic put-hand-in-pocket-till-it-subsides trick hahah

  • erection is embarrassing only if it's small.

    • What you want an Effile tower in there

  • I rarely notice them but do guys actually notice when girls notice their boners or are checking out their crotch?

    • Nope they don't unless you start giggling and smiling after seeing their Erection

    • Really? Because sometimes my eyes fall on some guys' crotches by accident and I am not sure if they notice because they happen to be facing me. I was worried they might be thinking "what a pervert!" LMAO!

    • Guys are pervert, I never thought a girl to be pervert, instead, I feel honor if she is trying to check my manhood, means it is worth a lot, I girl gazing it would be like a compliment in itself

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  • A fact that needs correcting: men do NOT get boners every single morning, I myself get them about once a week on average.

    • Well 95% of them do. But I should have included that in my take

    • Where is your study that links this "fact"?

    • Well, I went through a bunch of articles, I don't have them bookmarked.

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  • It's not a compliment, I get random boners from anybody.

    • But that anybody does not notices, while when you get it cause of her and it's different

  • Maybe this is what it's like for you but I don't agree with most of it. A boner feels nothing like that to me. A boner isn't an honest compliment cause you can get a boner for someone you don't find attractive. Also morning wood is just like a random boner, I don't feel horny when I have it. Also I can control my boner, if I don't want a boner I can stop it easily (though actually losing it once I have it isn't quite as easy, but I can still do it)

    • If you can control your boners, then you have a frikin' weird neurology my friend. call Ripley's.

    • It's not really strange, guys can get boners just by thinking of something sexy which shows how the mind is in direct control of them. Maybe most guys just don't learn to control it, the same way most people can't lift one eyebrow

    • Yes I agree that I can control my boners too, if I find some alone time, I don't need to jerk of, but is a girl next to me is firing rounds of seduction on me, there is no way in hell my brain can control it..

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  • No wonder my boyfriend is whipped. It makes perfect sense when you said that women control the erections! Whenever I stay at my boyfriends house we mess around then stop, then I start playing with it and stop. I dont meant to do that on purpose but it just happens lol Great Take By the way! :)

    • A now you know, wake it up whenever you wanna play with it, otherwise let it rest... Or it will get exhausted and won't wake up when you want to play... 😂😂😂

  • All men with Boner because are VIRGIN...
    They need Sex until lose virgin it will end of erection, as "experience".

  • LOL that was a pretty good description of what an erection feels like. I felt for a second like i could imagine it! I swear i have never noticed a guy being hard in a context where it was inappropriate. Dancing in a club or party and mild to intense sexual situations are the only times i noticed it or it has happened. guess i don't trigger random boners :(

    • No you are wrong love, you trigger but lot of us have excelled, in hiding it.. 5 is why you don't notice