What does your ‘bro code’ say about returning a girl’s panties?

What does your ‘bro code’ say about returning a girl’s panties?


I hooked up with a guy on Bumble and returned to his apartment after dinner. He was a bit shy to initiate any intimacy and hence, I decided to take the lead. When he went to the washroom to change & brush his teeth, I got undressed and placed my clothes like bread crumbs on a trail from his washroom to his bedroom. Then I tucked myself in, naked under the sheets. Brilliant! Right? There was just one problem….

I had entered the wrong bedroom and had rudely awakened his wide eyed flatmate under the sheets. I swallowed my first instinct to scream and quickly slipped out of the bed. Tiptoed quietly to the right bedroom & bed. My date returned a second later and the rest of the night went as planned.

As I woke up the next day from my blissful orgasmic slumber, I heard my date from the living room wondering out aloud as to why my clothes are under his flat mate’s bed. I sheepishly told him what happened and asked him to fetch the clothes for me. He came a minute later with my dress. He said that his mate wanted to say that I had ‘great boobs’ and he’s keeping my panties.

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Superb Opinion

  • There is no bro code in that situation. Plus… I wouldn’t stop him either if you hopped in his bed naked. Like the man deserves something for being woken up like that. I wouldn’t have let you leave my bed if it were me but what a hell of a way to wake up.

Most Helpful Guy

  • Honestly, I WISH I have kept many pairs of girls bikinis, and to this day, I don't know why I didn't. Of course I know the girl would not want to go home with underpants on, and I would have asked, not simply taken them and hidden them.
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Most Helpful Girl

  • If you are just a ons why would he care if his friend kept you panties...

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • There is no a bro code on that... its just a personal choice.

  • Those panties belong to the streets now. Once thine panties are offered to thy streets, in thy streets they shall remain. It is so ordered, pursuant to Bro Code Section 26.2(e) (18th Edition, 2021)

  • The bro code doesn't have sn article about that specific situation. Maybe the authors should put that in, in the next edition.

  • I don't believe it's covered in the bro code. A decent guy would ask if he could keep them.

  • It says I don't do hookups or live with other dudes, do this situation would never present itself.

  • I love keeping the panties of girls I've had sex with.

  • I could hang on to it as proof of getting laid to brag, or keep it as Souvenir. Other wise I’d call you up and say good time by the way you forgot your panties.

  • LOL! WHO has your panties?

  • If they ask, I give I'll give them back, but they never ask for them back.

  • Sorry, you won't see them back

  • Who is that on your picture?

  • As they say, sometimes you count the loss (this time of your unmentionables) as a "stupid tax" for your mistake

  • Can I DM you

  • Sounds a souvenir to me

  • I dunno there is a temptation to keep them as a trophy but the real trophy so to speak us the girls snatch

  • If she asks for them back you should return them. Unless it is after you leave.

  • I wouldn't do that instead I would ask my friend if o could have a chance too with his one night stand. Direct experience is always better than indirect experience.

  • So you were in bed wth two different guys in one night and you left the next morning without your panties! Will you list that on your resume?