I don't think I'll get near to anything like this ever again.
A perfectly attractive girl I was with had previous family issues that left her believing she was at fault for them and thus was a "bad girl". She did not even hint at it until we were fully and frequently sexual. That's when she asked (pleaded?) with me to give her an enema. I assumed at first she was constipated and I declined because it was nasty and she could do that for herself.
But she kept tearfully pleading with me to do it and it finally slipped out that she had been a "bad girl" and needed to be disciplined. Our sex (particularly her expert blowjobs) had been pretty good, so I gave in to keep things going.
So she led me to the bathroom, pulled one of these out of the drawer and filled it with warm water.Then, she got on her hands and knees naked in the bath tub. I lubed it up with some Vaseline conveniently nearby on the shelf and in it went.
As soon as I started, she began making these little whimpering sounds and began to cry, saying she "was a bad girl and was sorry." I paused and she insisted that I keep doing it. On a hunch, I started giving her a painless ritual spanking along with the enema and I said "Yes, you are!".
When the bottle was empty, I slid it out and you know what happened next. The shower cleaned that up easily, though. After that, her temperament immediately mellowed and she gave me a championship blowjob. What I had just done crowded my mind, but I came anyway. Everybody's looking for something, I guess.0 0 0 0
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Must've been just those in-the-moment things. Like similar to a one night stand. For me I guess my weirdest was when I was in highschool and at a table with friends. There was this girl we were all friends with (who was comfortable in her sexuality so she flirted with people all the time) but on this particular day, the girl sat next to me and kinda started rubbing my leg and eventually started exploring towards my equipment and tried to rub me out under the table. I got nervous when more people showed up and she stopped but afterwards she asked if I wanted to just skip the next class and hang out. But I opted out because I just didn't like her like that and didn't want anything bad to happen and plus I had no experience in anything whatsoever.
0 0 0 0Yeah i can understand
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Sucking a dick soooo small 2inches not kidding, that it scape my mouth and it was horrible that I had to stop and told him i couldn't do it bc his dick was to small and it wasn't going anywhere bc his dick is to small... he understood and we stopped... now that was weird, and the guy was not hurt either he knew he was small.
0 1 1 1I don't think I've ever done anything terribly weird. I think a lot of other people would think the fact I'm married to/having sexual relations with someone 17 years younger than me would be weird. However, I feel like we have a great relationship and the age gap works out with us. Therefore, I don't think it's weird.
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7 31Recently had a weird one. Last year we went on a holiday with my parents. We hired out a cottage.
One rainy night, I was up in our room playing my usual war game on the laptop. My wife comes in, crawls under the desk and starts to give me a blowjob.
A few minutes later, my mother knocks and walks in. She starts to talk to me about the plans for the next day. While my wife momentarily paused when she heard my mother, she soon carried on the blowjob when she realised my mother couldn't see her under the desk.
So yeah, I had a 10 minute conversation with my mother while I was getting my dick sucked.0 0 0 0Never have... I am a virgin and committed to be until marriage.
Say, scream, troll or do... It does not matter.0 0 0 0Do you read quotes all day? It seems you have one for every comment you come across... And why did you commit to being a virgin until marriage?
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Maybe you’re an old soul
0 0 0 0You were such a kind person. I salute you.
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I am sure it is memory that he will treasure.
Well, how can that be a sexual experience, if it wasn't one? -- You should have seduced him or at least gotten a few hot blow jobs outta him!
0 0 0 0How exactly is this a sexual relationship? You didn't do anything and you still probably made him happy. My question is why are you wondering about it now and how long ago was this?
0 0 0 0I had a 22 year old coworker fall for me even though I was with someone at the time. We would flirt some but she tried all sorts of things to try and sleep with me. Cleavage, perfume, standing close all the time, making hand gestures and tongue gestures and more stuff than I can list here.
0 0 0 0Owkay.. that is weird
It definitely was. 😂
Ha ha okay
In bed with the neighbors for a sleepover.. the girl came into my bed n cuddle with me for hours.. the next night her leg was across my pp... I got excited n well I had my first sx exp. N the most awkward one bc she smelled like baby oil n pretzels.. tasted salty to
0 0 0 0Last date I went on was our 3rd date. She told me she didn't really want a relationship yet, cause she was figuring her life out.
But she told me we could have sex and I wanted to. But she wouldn't shut the hell up. She wouldn't stop talking about how unattractive she felt, how she wanted me to have sex, what she liked and prior experience, I couldn't keep going and I was pissed and disappointed and I didn't say anything the car ride to her place and we didn't talk after that.0 0 0 0Thats bad
I should add, I couldn't stay horny or attracted to her because of what she was saying, and it killed the mood. Like, I obviously thought she was attractive, I don't care about her past or how some random guy screwed her in the part the year before 🤬
I had something similar but totally different circumstance n all... we can talk in text
None really
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Depends on what you consider weird. I can't think of anything straight up involving sex, but one time me and a friend went dancing at this gay bar (I'm gay and she's bi) and I had this girl pull me onto the dance floor are start grinding on me. It was my first time going out dancing ever and I obviously wasn't into having a girl grind on me lol. Thankfully I was able to redirect her to my friend instead and it was al good
0 0 0 0Yeah that can be weird
Sounds like you didn’t enjoy it
0 0 0 0I haven't had any weird experiences. However i see nothing wrong with 2 people having sex just to have sex. People do it all the time. Some people are just friends with benefits, and that is sort of similar to your situation. Everyone has needs.
I mean my 1st sexual experience, i was fingering this girl on the floor and noticed it was bloody. It was a complete turn off for me. Mostly cause blood can make me black out.0 0 0 0It wasn't friends with benefits tbh... it was just that one moment that night
Is there anything wrong with having sex with someone your not attracted to? I mean stimulation is stimulation. I dont think there's very many who can say they had a weird sexual experience cause usually the sex isn't weird. Maybe it is the aftermath that gets weird.
Maybe i think so
I am going to throw the cat amongst the pigeons here and say what do you class as normal...
Kinksters may find missionary weird.
People who are vanilla may find being tied up weird..
The examples go on and on0 0 0 0Replied you back
My mates missus got me to come over one night and and when i got there my mate was surprised by my visit and then she saat on my lap and started touching me and being weird then put her arms around me and asked me to fuck her. my mate call ed her to the other room ans i went to bathroom unsure how my mate was gun be after hearing that any way walked out of bathroom and here she was naked and on her knees witb my mate behind her. i walkes up and she undid my pants and strippes me naked my mate took pictures and videos of us doing it all over the place it was awesome and weird. never have spoken of it again with them just all back to normal as if never happened
0 0 0 0Hmmm that is something
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Think what you want weather you beleive me or not doesn't bother me
Weirdest? None really, just the usual vanilla stuff and doing it while inebriated and high.
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Mmm I don't know once I just kinda laid there and watched her on her phone playing a puzzle game. wasn't very acquaintex with sex at the time so just kinda became an awkward night. Well several nights. It was really bad and dumb and got nothing out of it. It was like known we wantex to and she was obviously waiting for me to do something.
0 0 0 0No sex is weird :)
0 1 0 1Ahh man, I feel like I'm gonna regret telling anyone else this, because my friends gave me so much shit for it. Oh well, I once did a girl from behind while her child slept in bed next to her. In my defense, I was half drunk and we were cuddling and she initiated it. That was my weirdest sexual experience.
0 0 0 0Girl I danced with at a Latin club who after 2 songs told me "You're trouble" then simultaneously kissed me and stuck her hand down my pants on the middle of the dance floor. A couple dances and drinks later we went to her place and she said she was saving herself for marriage so she just ground against me (we were naked) and finished me off with her mouth. That was a Friday night, we did the same thing Saturday night, she wouldn't give me her # and I haven't seen her since.
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