What I Believe To Be Guys Daily Thoughts

I wrote about a womans daily thoughts and although I do not and won't know for sure, this is my idea of the males daily thoughts.

"Damn she's hot"

What I Believe To Be Guys Daily Thoughts

"I'm hungry as fuck"

"Fuck my balls, they're sticking together/I sat on them. OW"

"When does *insert video game/movie* come out?"

"I wonder if *name* is single"

"She's such a cunt. she's probably on the rag"

"sex sex sex sex"

"what you doin little guy? *to random boner*"

What I Believe To Be Guys Daily Thoughts

"i wish I looked like him"

"Whys HE get all the girls?"

"she has a nice ass/rack"

"ass + titties, ass + titties, ass + titties"

What I Believe To Be Guys Daily Thoughts

"Im so tired i wanna go to bed"

"fuck my balls hurt"

"I'd like to *insert sex term* that girl"

"i need to look up *insert porn or movie*"

"She's beautiful, she's wife material"

What I Believe To Be Guys Daily Thoughts

"how is someone that good looking dating someone that ugly?"

"I'm so horny and hungry and tired"

there's probably a lot more but thats what I'd imagine it'd be.

Guys, does this ring true at all?

Girls, do you agree or have any to add?

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  • Pretty accurate, but guys are like girls in that if we really are that hungry/tired we won't be thinking about sex much.

  • I've never sat on my balls wtf

    • ROFL 😂

  • So you did one for guys instead of my saying NOOOOOO

    • I said what I believe them to be, not what they are

    • @mytakeowner Clever... You earned my respect back..😊😊😊. So, how is school?

    • lol I dunno, im on spring break

  • Wow. You know us so well...

  • FEW OF THOSE YES
    A FEW OF THOSE NO

  • Sounds pretty accurate. Almost never think about my balls though.

  • Quite accurate, if not perfect. Cheers.

  • pretty accurate but balls don't randomly hurt and we don't wonder what our dicks are doing, we know pretty well lol

  • Just about none of that applies to me.

  • well you got half right. not bad.

  • Fuck that was accurate

  • me: Why is my dick small. Jumbled thoughts. Hate Intense burning feeling. Hate. thoughts of loneliness. jelous thought. thought of equality throughout all races. a sense of relief at the thought of death and fear a of it

  • Nope.

  • In my opinion almost you know nothing about men because most of the things you have mentioned don't happened on daily basis.

    • If you can send me the link of my take about girls

  • I don't get where the

    Sitting on your balls or it randomly aching comes from. You physically can't sit on your balls its between your legs. Unless it's abnormal sized majority of guys won't experience thiss. Nearly everything else is right.