Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
In this take I’ll be listing both physical and personality traits that I consider to be traits of the ideal woman
Short: I like short women, specifically women that are between 5’0” and 5’3”. The reason why I like short women is because I’m short myself.
Pale or olive skin complexion: I am absolutely attracted to pale women, I don’t really know why. And when I say pale women, I mean women that can camouflage in the snow. I also like olive skin complexions as well, olive complexions are mostly common amongst Mediterranean and Hispanic women. An olive complexion is described as a natural tan with a hint of green.
Pudgy/stocky at 27-35% body fat: Yes, I like women who are thick. Short pudgy women have nice bellies, butts and curves. Of course I don’t consider obesity to be attractive but having anywhere between 27-35% of body fat along with some muscle can be quite sexy. However, women who have 22% body fat can sexy as well.
Has a cute face: She doesn’t have to be Miss Universe or a female celebrity but a cute face is definitely a major turn on for me.
Tougher than she looks: I also have a thing for women that are tough enough to punch above their weight class. I know there are women don’t look that strong but still manage to show a disproportionate feat of strength or prowess by lifting more than she weighs, winning a fight against a larger woman, being able to close a heavy gripper etc. And technically speaking, short stocky people tend to be physically strong and dexterous, so it’s a fairly realistic standard.
Wears a lot of corduroy pants: If you’ve read some of my older posts, you’d know that I’m very fond of the corduroy material. It’s very comfortable and I think it looks very good on women. A woman wearing corduroy pants or a corduroy skirt gets me more excited than a woman in a bikini. So if a woman mostly wears corduroys, that’s a big sexual turn on.
Has a navel fetish: I consider women’s navels to be very sexually arousing. I like women who are into navels just as much as I am. When it comes to navel play, I want her to be both into giving and receiving.
Doesn’t mind farting for me: I’m probably one of the few guys who actually gets turned on when women fart. It’s both the sound and smell that I like.And it’s actually been discovered that smelling your partner’s farts strengthens your immune system.
Plays video games: I like women who play video games, unfortunately many of them are too liberal for my tastes. However, conservative women that play video games are definitely a turn on.
Is part of the Christendom: I only date women who are part of the Christendom. She doesn’t have to practice the same religion I do but she has to practice a religion that is part of the Christendom. Whether it be Catholicism, Baptism, Orthodoxy, Lutheranism, Christianity etc.
We share similar political views: I only date women who have political views that are similar to mine. So if her political views are largely independent but with some right libertarian and constitution party influences then she’s a keeper.
Similar tastes in entertainment and art: I think it would be very convenient if we both like the same type of movies, tv shows, video games and music. It doesn’t have to be the same exact film or show but at least the genre should be similar.
Similar tastes in food: She doesn’t have to like the same food I like but I’d find it very convenient if we both like a certain restaurant and or there’s at least one type of dish that we both like.
Is 100% straight, biologically female and is highly visual when it comes to physical attraction: I only date women who are 100% straight and are highly visual when it comes to physical attraction. She also has to have 2 “X” chromosomes.
So yeah, these are the traits of what I consider to be the ideal female for dating. I don’t think these standards are very strict, I think they are very reasonable standards.
What Girls & Guys Said
10 26This isn’t build a bear❤️ This isn’t realistic at all it’s hilarious
Lol 😂 I agree! But some men seem to think it is! 🐻
Exactlyyyyy 😭🤚
@savagegirl101 How is it not realistic?
@ADFSDF1996 take a minute to look back at your little perfectionist chart and find out 😺
There’s actually some women who meet some of these standards.
@ADFSDF1996 in which fantasy of yours?
@savagegirl101 I say my standards are far more realistic than the standards many women tend to have for men.
@savagegirl101 It’s called reality, not my fault you don’t meet any of these standards.
@ADFSDF1996 see that’s the thing nobody was talking about women’s standards were talking about yours 😁stop being sexist for at least one minute
@ADFSDF1996 “it’s not my fault that you don’t meet any of these standards”😭😭🤚boy shut up
@ADFSDF1996 your standards are weird ass dreams glad I don’t meet them😌✌️
@savagegirl101 Ah the typical “sexist” card. Every guy who disagrees with you is suddenly a “sexist”. How convenient.
@ADFSDF1996 says the guy who literally brought up women’s standards when nobody in the comments was focusing on that🌝 how wonderful
@savagegirl101 Like I said, there’s women who meet at least some of these standards. Are you illiterate or something?
@savagegirl101 It’s called calling out hypocrisy. Why can women have standards but men can’t?
@ADFSDF1996 illiterate? Naw that’s all u honey and not u insulting me when I didn’t even insult u first😭🤚ooop someone’s mad
@savagegirl101 Calling something “unrealistic” even though it’s fairly realistic is an insult. I’m not the one who insulted you first.
@ADFSDF1996😭😭lmaooo so calling stuff “unrealistic” is an insult now? Lol grow up
@savagegirl101 When it’s obvious it’s realistic and you still call it unrealistic, it’s obviously an insult.
@ADFSDF1996 like I said grow up
@savagegirl101 Ah the irony.
@ADFSDF1996 ah see u haven’t grown up yet😓 I’ll give u some time goodbye 🥺
@savagegirl101 I’m not the one who needs to grow up, you’re the one who needs to grow up. Not my fault you act immature
@ADFSDF1996 like I said goodnight and keep arguing with yourself 😁👋
Hey, not my fault you can’t handle simple facts.
@Poppykate not any different from the same list that women have... the difference being that i'm sure if he meets a woman with 3/4 of this list, he'll still be happy. unlike women where the list has to be 100%.
@Tdieseler nobody was talking about women tho? So get out from under my comment with that incel shit
i was responding to your opinion. but its nice to see where your head is at.
@Tdieseler Bye🥰
✌ deuces
@ADFSDF1996 don't bother, it is realistic but they'll never admit that because they don't want anyone to have expectations for them. They think women should have high standards and men should work hard to meet them, and men should never have high standards because that's just how things go and men need to earn their respect instead of having it given freely. If you were a woman they 100% wouldn't care, but you're a man and they're sexist, so they'll always call your standards ridiculous.
@devilman666 damn not the incel thinking his opinion matters😬
@SavageGirl101, Although I don't agree with many of his tastes, I disagree with you. He not only has the right to state what he's looking for, he has the confidence and cajones to put it out there for all to see.
@SavageGirl101, Although I tend to lean left of center on most things, I feel compelled to speak up and state that you are not in the right. No matter your perspectives, you're coming off as a demonizing troll.
@insatiable_curiosity just because I don’t care about his opinion doesn’t make me a troll😻 go somewhere seriously
On the contrary, your repeated objections and objectionary rhetoric is the definition of trolling. You've stated your opinion and have subsequently replied several times. "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" --Evelyn Beatrice Hall (Biographer of Voltaire)
@insatiable like I said I don’t care about your opinion so your attempts to talk and say them are effortless 😃goodnight hun
@insatiable_curiosity
I feel the need to speak up for civility. I'm neither telling you how to think nor trying to state my opinions other than as a rebuke of your castigating diatribe.
@insatiable_curiosity don’t care goodnight go talk civility to someone else😌👍
Objectionable, not objectionary.
Like I said goodnight
Good luck finding a woman who fits all of that. You like pudgy but what I find odd is she has to be 27%-35% body fat. Most women do not like farting let alone want to be with someone who has a fart fetish.
Well, I mean I’m not exactly strict on the fat percentages. I just want her to be kind of pudgy but not too pudgy. The fat percentages are just approximates.
At least we're not competing for the same women...
Lol..
Are you a Volcanologist?
No, why?😂
Volcanos might smell nice! 😂
I don't think you will find a girl then.
I say the same thing but about women all the time. Women be like, "I want a tall, rich, classy, kind, sexy, funny guy who will pamper me and do everything I want.", and then they somehow find a simp who will do just that, so I say more power to the asker, I'm sure he can find some woman dumb enough to put up with him.
Vise versa.
You seem to be very very picky and specific
And that's awesome, don't settle for less than you deserve even if it means you're gonna be alone forever, that's the philosophy I adopted
Just make sure you know what you deserve, dom't expect your partner to give something you won't give, make it fair
Congrats, you're very weird.
Am i only one who does not think this is weird? I think he has a right to have physical preferences. What exactly is so weird about iT?
@hi_it_is_me123: Desiring to smell someone's farts is nasty. Might as well say he likes to smell someone's ish too.
Oh lmao i did not see that
To each their own
Ok every one has there own taste
This is disgusting. Wtf is wrong with you?
I second that Wtf?
@bamesjond0069 At least I’m not into salad tossing.
black hair
blue eyes
pale skin
5'3''
117lbs
tomboy
scorpio
:D
Did you forget her personality?
One thats not there in the morn?
Sorry for me.. a woman who takes care of herself and has a brain and personality, is sassy and smart and sweet and has a sence of humor, past that, if a girl is herself a lot of the time I find that very attractive
There is not one woman on this planet I would get into a long term relationship with or marry because I will not jeopardize my career, wealth, freedom, status, etc just for a long term relationship/marriage. Doing this would mean there is now an extremely high probability of her inevitably leaving or vice versa. No matter how we break up it wouldn't matter. What matters is after the breakup I would be left paying child support, lose my children, pay alimony, lose my business (or job for most men), forced to give her 50% of my wealth and possibly go to prison if she makes up false abuse or rape charges against me. Even without proof women are considered to be right in the court of law over men.
With all this being said the ideal woman for a pump and dump or a friends with benefits situation would be a woman that's 16-22 years old, measurements 40-24-44, tan smooth soft skin, jet black hair down to her mid back, big ocean blue eyes, thick lips, body fat % between 21-25%, beautiful white smile, no plastic surgery, very little makeup. Slightly chubby cheeks like Kelly from saved by the bell, small nose, fairly long and chiseled jaw line with a slightly angular chin.
Personality: Not crazy: don't want her chopping off my D because I won't settle with her.
Sexual experience: Not a virgin but not pumped by over 10 men. Virgins will get way too attached and girls with over 10 guys tend to be on the crazy side anyways.
No kids, not famous in any way shape or form as that causes drama.
Interests: Into sports, games, having fun overall, music, swimming, and working out.
lol wow going for the under age I see, extra points for almost being 30 and going after 16 year old's to "pump and dump".