What is a Burgers, Drinks and Salsa Music party?

[purplepoppy]

These guys have invited me to a BDSM party tomorrow. I wasn't sure what BDSM so I asked mum and she thinks it means Burgers, Drinks and Salsa Music. It seems logical, so do I bring my own drinks or what?

[PrettyPriya]

I think your mum is correct. I would make sure if you are bringing your own food, it is wrapped tightly and restrained well on the ride over. Some belts (in the car) should do. Heck, if you have a little one, secure those burgers and drinks in the five point harness of the child seat.

I would make sure it is known upon arrival those are YOUR burgers and drinks. Don’t let anyone boss you around about it, unless you are the sharing type. Personally, I wouldn’t want to share but some people are pushovers.

Salsa music promotes salsa dancing, which can be particularly painful (to watch) if participants don’t know what they are doing. Might want to try a burger, drinks and salsa music club/activity group to observe first and make sure you are fully prepared.

You know…it is funny as I am not into burgers, drinks or salsa music but totally get what your mum is on about. Don’t forget the complimentary toys with the burger meal.

Now, onto the boring question of did you want this in Food & Beverage? I see GaG did the normal placement in sexuality. Sigh.

[bigpauly]

People get especially sloppy when trying to dance to salsa music after burgers and drinks

[NathanDavis]

MHO right here...

[PrettyPriya]

If you want to whip a party into a frenzy, nothing like bdsm.

[NathanDavis]

wondering if we could bring that BDSM frenzy party to @Blackcupcake work place... since Christmas not much of a thing up there

[PrettyPriya]

@NathanDavis I reckon Christmas parties have toys?

[NathanDavis]

yes they do... for all the fun and sharing, as midnight time hits

[PrettyPriya]

At least the are wrapped. Well, when you get there they are anyhow.

[bean2k21]

People like to make dumb jokes about BDSM, and sensationalize it in porn. But, fact is, it's actually the deepest form of a relationship there is. You cannot have matter without space. Light without the dark. Master without slave. Take my slave @lalaloveee, for instance. When I met her, she had a false sense of self. In the act of fully submitting herself to me, she has lost everything and therefore gained everything. The end result is not to find love, but to remove the obstacles to it. Bean2k21ism means to find yourself in me by losing yourself to me. My slave @pers0n used to be skilled at nothing but cuckvestigation. Now he has learned that he can also make a nice footstool and massage my thoughts at the same time.

[pers0n]

It's a trap. A homo conspiracy. They're trying to seduce our master by pseudosubmissiveness in order steal the mystical wisdom of bean2k21sm. Beware that g@g in gematria reduces to 5. Because G=7, it is the 7th letter. Symbols such as @ aren't letters and don't count. G@G = 7+7=14 14 = 1+4, = 5 If you count every 5th letter of GirlsAskguYs you get GAY. IT'S A HOMO CONSPIRACY

[bean2k21]

@pers0n Just because I love you doesn't mean I won't make you stand in the corner and squeeze your nipples.

[bean2k21]

@pers0n @lalalovee I forgot to mention, in the above passage: you cannot have pleasure without pain. If you are writing my gospel, can you put that in there. This is in the chapter where I go wandering aroung GaG preaching, after being tempted by Zuckerburg's Asian husband to join the Metaverse.

[MysteriousDarkness]

@pers0n S is the 5th letter and the next one when counting by 5 is the 10th letter which is u.

[pers0n]

@MysteriousDarkness starting with the first letter, skipping 4. G Irls A Skgu Y S

[MysteriousDarkness]

@pers0n You said 5th letter which means you don't use the first letter then count 5. G=1st letter i=2nd letter r=3rd letter l=5th letter s= 5th letter. You said if you count every 5th letter but didn't say use the first letter then every 5th leter after it.

[pers0n]

@MysteriousDarkness makes sense if your native language is English. For me it made sense immediately the way I mentioned.

[MysteriousDarkness]

@pers0n we both know i'm correct even if you don't admit it.

[pers0n]

@MysteriousDarkness big boner deal... **I made a mistake saying "count every fifth letter" instead of "count every fifth letter starting with the first", Now @mysteriousdarkness righteously corrected my wrong ass.

[Fireguy17]

as far as I remeber someone is going to get tied up and depending on the level either spanked, whiped, orgasm denile, edging, tickled, all sorts fun things.
as far as I know it is Bondage, Domination, sadism, masochism.
hard to understand why you didn't look this up on the google.

[molonski2]

Well , Id just bring your own drinks and avoid the carbs - all good , not an issue :)

[SnowedIn]

I think the people hosting the Burgers, Drinks, and Salsa Music party would be delighted if you brought your own drinks. I would not, however, bring your mum. Or make plans -- you might be tied up, so to speak.

[Guffrus]

That sounds awful, I hate parties.

I'd sooner be spanked and have my nipples twisted.

[Jaximus-Lion]

It sounds like a fun party 😏 get stuffed with burgers and drinks with dripping salsa and music, my oh my

[jshm2]

Sure! Just be prepared to have it all shoved up your ass while you're strapped to a leather chair, is all.

[AviatorTom]

I have a felling there will be plenty of meat at the BDSM party and plenty of things to drink. They may be some Sauce (English for Salsa) flowing and I'm sure there will be some Music, most likely some homemade rap.

[goaded]

You know that thing you put on a ram that shows which ewes he's serviced? Take one of them.

[exitseven]

No there will be drinks served. Bring your own handcuffs.

[ArtemisSilver]

I've heard that you should bring a good jelly. Maybe KY brand or something.

[Andres77]

The Mexican shift at Burger King?

[Kryzo]

For sure, it may help with the intensity. 😅

[BJP21]

Spike those drinks with viagra and you will have a real sausage party going. LOL

[motownplayer2000]

Haha. Yeah. Bring your own everything

[Surely]

Seems like your mom has been to a few of these! Maybe she would like to “cum” along?

[Debbie14217]

a great time!!!

[MrGSpotHer]

I hope that's true, LOL. I'm using that

[UrAnus89]

Sounds like just any old party, including dinner, drinks and some chips and salsa, would be my guess