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Sexual Health What is a good comeback to "suck my d*ck"?
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The guys at school say it and its rude. Please help.
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40 44I'd say: Why are you so crassly trying to be a male? Was it burnt off in a fire or something?
I can't you haven't taken your erectile distinction Meds.
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"Yeah? Let me just grab a magnifying glass, and we can get down to it."
Just stick it in a vacuum, like you always do. Or: I would but I did not bring my microscopic and robotic vacuum.
Try "Go suck on a dead dog's dick".
Another one is "If you give me a magnifying glass first, I could find it".
Move your nose.
"No thanks but I can always chop it off."
ignore these people, the best comeback to anything is to just leave it.
*you're too good to be wasting your time on worthless people. just ignore it.
"there isn't enough dick to suck"
"ok whip the little fella out"
"what dick"
"kiss my sweet ass"
"Pull it out then! Oh wait, you don't have one because you are such a pussy."
"When you grow one, I'll be happy to!"
"Sorry, but I'm microphobic."
Tell them, 'You actually have one?' Or say, 'I'd rather you grow some balls first.'
eat my ass
lmao
What in the world is that thing
Classic, buddy!
You make a remark about there size.
Us guys are very insecure about a girl saying our dick is small.
"Like I'd waste my energy spreading my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick?"
Hahaha she said "suck" not fuck lol
a kick in the balls
Guy: suck my dick.
Girl: you first
"Sorry, I've already maxed out my Vienna sausage intake for the day"
Haha lmao
BURN!
I'm going to have a hard time finding it!