What is banana penis?
What is this?
they're all spinning you a line to protect someone they know.
Banana penis is a disease that is far more common than people realise, and it's very unpleasant , well mostly.
It usually starts with an erection that lasts for a couple of days. If you keep it in a warm (but not hot) dry condition, then it will soften slowly. If you overheat it or let it get too cold, then it turns black and gets downright squishy. It might even start leaking along the sides if it's squeezed too hard at this point.
The most amusing and horrifying thing is the smell. as the disease progresses, the smell gets stronger and stronger. Any monkeys in the area will be attracted to the smell, and have often done violence to sufferers of this disease.
I feel so bad about my ignorance now! Question - in the early stages of infection, during those day-long erections, is the cock fucking delicious? I'm asking for a friend who's worried.
@CountessSarah I can't say from experience, but I have heard it tastes fruity.
Now I wanna take back my other comment! Boy was I wrong!
I'm presuming it means a penis with a curve in it, rather than one that is straight. But who knows what people come up with these days. LOL.
Wait, theyre suppose to go straight? fuck
It refers to a penis that bends in one direction a lot.
Sometimes it just happens naturally, others it's caused by overuse and the cock being held in one position too often.
Hilarious,, now I know what happen to me.
are you sure overuse is a cause? becaaaause I've never had that issue
@Atreyu Yes. If you jerked off often enough and made sure to curve your strokes heavily enough, then with time it would keep the curve. It takes a long time, though. A previous partner did this to themselves. Fortunately it can be undone. I think he fapped by pivoting his arm on his thigh or something.
A penis that curves. Most off the erect penis's I've seen curve one way or the other..
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Banana penis means When a dick curves downwards instead of upwards, and makes it easy to go down ones throat while on ones knees.
Hope it helps Madam.
WHAT IS A BANANA PENIS? It is simply an erection that, when erect, has a slight curve just like a banana. Most erections are straight or very close to it. Some curve a little. And some curve quite a bit and resemble a banana in shape. Usually this type of erection bends upward. And some women actually say they prefer it to a straight one because it hits the G spot better. If this is your case, be grateful for it! But, the bend can also go sideways of downward. It may cause embarrassment. Or worse, pain to you and/or your partner during intercourse. TYPES OF BENT OR CURVED PENIS There are really two classifications of the bending: A curved penis A bent penis The difference is that the "bent penis" is usually much more severe than a curved penis. The bending is almost always caused by Peyronies Disease (a scar or plaque formation inside the shaft that does not stretch adequately during erection). WHAT CAUSES THE BENDING? There are a number of things that can cause the bending.
It can result from anything that causes one side of your erection to stretch more than the other. These things include and are not limited to: genetics (you inherited it), pulling to one side during masturbation, tight underwear, tight clothes, etc... Or, even a mild Peyronies Disease condition, can all create this condition. WHEN A BANANA PENIS IS A PROBLEM This condition is only a problem if it causes problems with intercourse or you are terribly embarrassed by it. If it's not causing any problems for you, it is nothing to worry about. If your erection has always been curved, you probably don't think much about it. And it probably doesn't really bother you. If, on the other hand, you developed a big bend later in life, or the curve became a lot worse, you are probably panicking! That's only natural. It is your cock! And a lot of feelings of manhood being "normal" and sexually acceptable are attached to it. But, there is no need to worry!
IT'S EASY TO STRAIGHTEN! If this condition is causing sexual difficulties for you, or making you upset, or sexually shy, you can easily fix a banana penis. 99.999% of the time surgery, injections, and drugs are just not necessary. In fact they are not the best idea. And they are almost never the best ways to straighten it. They are especially unnecessary for a small curve. Simple correct traction, has been clinically proven to be the best method for straightening almost any bent or curved penis. Correct traction is actually medically endorsed in 29 countries worldwide. It can normally straighten even the most severe bends. And if all you have is a simple banana penis, you can almost always straighten it very quickly and very easily with correct penis traction. It is one of the article which I have read on one of the website. So thought to share with you.
Must have a pronounced curve.
"Is a banana penis good or bad?" Most... girls get more pleasure if there is some curve... some guys have "broke dick" form trying/failing at PE exercises or have jerked off too much/too hard. The main thing is to get into a position where the curve helps stimulate (hit the right spot).
If his dick is yellow and peels
it peels only when the arousal reaches an intense level, as blood is pumping out of control inside the banana, there isn't enough skin to fit around the growing erection, which cause the shaft to become tight and become very shiny, from the reflection on sun light peeking through the window.
@Anticipation I learn so much on here. 👍🏼
So have I!! Your answer put a smile on my face,,, As I have a banana shape,,
I think they mean a curved penis
That's just how it starts, before long it's just a puddle of goo and recriminations.
A dick that's shaped like a banana with a large curve.
Generally, a curve up allows you to hit the G-spot
It located upper side
Yes, so put a pillow under your butt and fuck like no tomorrow.
I'm just guessing here... A penis with a bend in it? It's fairly common.
A penis with a curve.
I assume it is bend upward just like a banana
Perhaps they mean Penis like mine. It's slightly curved down like a banana. It's about the same size and girth too
curvy penis like banana
the curved one.
I have itt... Banana penis... BBC u can call it anything
Its a medical condition caused by sticking ones pens into a fruit salad
not straight
I've been caught using a banana before, and it was very embarrassing.
similar to banana boobs 😉
No no no - you're thinking of melon-tit.
yeah, lol
Just a silly joke
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