What is something a woman could text you to make you instantly hard?

[Anonymous]

[razelove]

"I have a house I'm willing to sign over to you if you keep me filled up for x amount of time"

I don't care if she looks like Chewbacca. I'm in, me and my penis have work to do! lol

More realistically would be the promise of subservience with something concrete to back it up. Many women want to be a sub, but only putting their toes in the water. So very few want to be gasping for breath in the undertow. Is it a failure of the youth today, or am I just not putting in enough effort?

[ohshee]

It would be send me your phone number I'm going to block my number and give you a call right back and then I want you to tell me everything you want to do to me

[HugoThe2nd]

"My husband isn't home."

[Madhatter920]

"Let's watch Mortal Kombat tonight..."

[SnuffleMuffins]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Kayzer]

"I'm feeling so horny"

[Leavesbound]

Nothing, I don't do texts.

[The_Maphio]

Nothing. Texting is fucking dumb.

[Kaneki05]

Destoryha is the best godzilla villian. Would also accept most answers related to fandoms of characters who are cool.

Then sexual stuff well that's a secret.

[Bricealan]

A photo, with her legs open and a close up of her Clitoris, inner lips open, and outer lips spread with her finger tips, with the opening of her vagina glistening with her lubrication

[rockhardguy10]

Picture of her ass in a thong

[Browneye57]

Texting is a giant fail. Nobody gets hard from a text honey.

[Iron_Man]

Probably Daisy Dukes

[Asker]

What would a woman or could a woman say in a text

[Iron_Man]

Probably some interesting cute comment but the picture itself speaks volumes