What is the best way to ask a guy how many inches?

What’s the best way to ask a guy how long his (penis) is without making him uncomfy or being weird? Should I wait until our conversation veers sexual?
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  • I only had that once. I was out with two slightly older coworkers petite-blond on my left and average brunette on the right at the bar. Well they were slamming them down hard, I couldn’t, wouldn’t keep up, nursed them. During their spewing the sh_t of the day they turned the conversation to men, then to d_cks, and their small boy friends. Of course, they got around to me and asked, “how big are you?” I just sprawled my EEEX large hand on the bar and said there it is. Well they called “liar” and so we were off to petite’s place to prove it out which turned into a 3some bet/experiment, or whatever it was. It just so happens that my hand sprawled as far as possible is my length thumb tip to middle finger. Well petite found out quick she was too short inside and was rubber band tight, as it felt ready to tear. Average learned she was too short inside too, stopping hard on her tailbone. She was a thick ankle girl so she had a nice snug one though. So, bottom line, go get hammered with a guy and challenge his ass, if he folds, then move on.

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  • OR, you COULD simply discretely slide your hand into his trousers pocket
    and do a 'Mae West' package check.
    "Is that a rock in your pocket, or... are you just HAPPY to see me?"

    Imagine him deftly sliding HIS hand's thumbnail tracing upward
    along the INSIDE of your skirted leg's inner thigh teasing your Vulva's clit to get YOU 'wet'.
    Now, THERE'S a sensual mental image~ YUMMY!

    As "forward" and frank as circumstances allow a feminist woman these days to be;
    since the black rapper's fashion resurgence of the medieval codpiece's in the '60's
    was too frank for society's #Me Too prudes.

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  • There is NO "best way" to ask a guy how long or thick his penis is. If this is what you're looking for in a relationship, maybe you'd like to hire a sexworker who will gladly volunteer his digits and allow you to pay for the privilege of admiring his inches.

    Otherwise, you might just blurt out you're a size queen and see what the guy says. Either he'll smile and say, "Well this is your lucky day," or the date will end abruptly.

  • Maybe you should ask your fellow trolls this question. I don't think that would be any of your business o be honest.

    What is the best way to ask a guy how many inches?

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  • Dont ever say "is it in yet" you'll kill his spirit lmao.
    Just ask him if you can give him a handy or blowjob.
    Then look for yourself. Adk him how big it is when its in your mouth or hand

  • i would say " i love sucking cock... let me see it"

  • Why would you want to know.

    Also if he told you, would you know if he was any good at foreplay?

    • I wanna know what to expect, it seems like he is great just don’t know the sizeeeeeeee

    • Yeah but that does not automatically mean great sex. If he says 6 what will you do, dump him? The problem is, you start making your mind up before you even have sex. You okay him asking how many fingers you can take?

    • It gives me an idea of what to expect, and nah I think it would be 3 and under would be…. Unless he was phenomenal lol and I wouldn’t have any problems with him asking me that

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  • Look at his feet, and say ‘I wonder if the myth is true for all men…’ 🤔

    • There's some serious thought behind that!

    • Whats the myth?

    • Damn. You're clever.

  • TLDR: Don't be a size queen. :)

    Don't. Just don't. That's as bad as asking how much money he makes. I would never answer such a question. She'll know when I'm inside her stretching her out.

    Technique is far more important than length. From the data, average-to-small length can statistically still make her gasp, squeal, shudder, squirt, and teeth chatter just fine. The G-spot isn't very deep. Girth is usually more important than length in terms of fullness. And from what I hear, lengthy ones hitting the cervix can be quite painful. Experienced oral with digital hitting all 9 spots is going to be a lot more orgasmic than penile-vaginal can ever be.

  • What's the best way to ask a girl if she swallows?

  • I think you need to bring up the topic of sex first. It is ok to talk about sex after all. You might bring up the size of your boobs and then casually ask him how big he is when he has a boner. If you think he is exaggerating then ask him to show it to you!

  • You don't.

  • like this... "just say when"

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/DnvVsMnF-70
  • The problem with asking this question is you're not likely to get an honest answer. Unless the guy is really packing a cucumber down there he'll likely add a bit. Some guys just won't answer or just give a vague answer. Also if you're asking that question the guy might offer for you to see it, that is how o got my first BJ from a girl.

  • Don't ask! Find out for yourself if you're lucky enough to see it. How would you feel if he asked about the size of your labia?

    • Is he using only my labia to cum? Nah

    • Course not, but that's the visual part. You aren't using his size alone to cum either, he needs to know what he's doing as well.

  • Hahahaha! There is no way. However... If you are really, really, really certain you want to got to bed with him... ask him if you can measure his fave toy!!! And, if he grimaces, tell him you only want to know how big he was after he turns you on!!!

  • Unless you're measuring it while sucking it I would find that question disrespectful. Just think, if you wouldn't ask your dad... Its definitely inappropriate. If things get physical thats another story but... Just think, what if guys asked you how wet your 🐱 gets, or if you like it in the 🍩. Discovery is always better than mentioning

  • Feel him.

    • yes this is exactly what this girl did when she wanted to know how "big" I am

    • Lol is asking how long he is anymore awkward then asking to feel his dick?

    • no she didn't ask she went straight in felt my 3" and left as soon as she felt it and called me a "pervert"

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  • just ask, he's gonna lie anyway, and if he doesn't lie, you're gonna think he's lying

  • Yes, you should. Is it really important to you? I'm dead average and have had no complaints.

  • Just ask…guys always seem eager to share this info 🙄

    • not all, thats dumb

    • @DarkLillysub I kinda agree

    • I agree!

  • Do the deed and then see for yourself when all is out in the open.

  • Well, just say, I want to watch you jack off. !!! While he is jacking off, take out your cell phone and take a picture of his erect penis. Then use a ruler, and measure it from base to tip, have him quit 'jacking' while you measure. While you are at it, use a paper tape and measure the girth of the shaft. Might as well get that dimension too. I'm betting he's just a little over six inches long?

  • Get married to him and you'd not need to ask him

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