What is the dirtiest thing you've ever done?

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Either by yourself or with someone else.

For me it would have to be I wore a skirt in a public mall with nothing underneath with a remote controlled vibrator inside me. Which my ex (who was my boyfriend at the time) toyed with.

Wonderingguyy · Accepted Answer

Hmm that’s so hard to choose, but once me and my girlfriend were at our friends media presentation thing and we were in the audience. We were seated directly next to each other and I could tell she was horny. She kept squeezing her legs together and she was kind of blushing, and when I asked her what’s wrong she said nothing. I put my hands between her legs and she was soaked. I proceeded to finger her under her dress, and I never took my eyes off the graduation stage, didn’t want to make it obvious to everyone around us what was going on. When I was done, I dropped (on purpose) my glasses on the floor so I had to bend down and pick them up. As I was down, covered by the chairs either side of me, I licked my fingers clean 😏

exitseven · Accepted Answer

When I was younger I had a friend whose mother had a station wagon. Wo would drive on the highway and look for cars that had girls driving it. He would pull in front of the car and I would get in the back and pull down my pants. My friend would put the back window down and I would stick my bare butt out the back window and start slapping it. It would usually result in horn honks and laughing

katiesmuff · Accepted Answer

Purposely opening my front apartment door to a group (4 men 2 women) from one of those bible busting churches.

Alena_543 · Accepted Answer

Dirtiest thing I have let him do to drink me pee

CrimsonAngel09 · Answer

Fall in mud.

MysteriousT · Answer

I did the exact same thing to my ex haha. Did he make you talk to other people while he'a playing with you?

mandyfire98 · Answer

Oh geeze, there's a lot 😂😂

SnowedIn · Answer

Had my wife remove her panties while we were on a train and then fingered her during dinner.

Billlewis · Answer

Licking a woman's vagina clean of her monthly flow so her boyfriend could come over and have sex with her, and then licking her clean after he'd just finished fucking her... lol

MementoMori777 · Answer

I'm pretty boring tbh, I don't recall a single thing

Bricealan · Answer

Stuck gum in her bush, after she made fun of my clit licking.

Dargil · Answer

I have a girl a punishment/humiliation enema at her insistence because she was a "bad girl". She felt she was responsible for her parents' divorce. She wasn't. I added a painless ritual spanking and scolding to the event. Her mood improved dramatically after it but it creeped me out.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Either by myself or with someone? Gee, that really narrows it down a good bit!
What you did sounds like a lot off fun! Did you leave any puddles anywhere?
I guess, in most peoples' eyes, the dirtiest things I've done are to fuck a girl on her period, change her tampons for her a number of times and take long, late night walks with her in the park completely naked.

humanearth · Answer

I accidentally crap my pants on a crowded city bus once.

Shit ran down my legs and stunk to high heaven

Talk about dirty and embarrassing all rolled into one. That happened to me when I was in highschool

Luopio27 · Answer

Whiped my own ass Talked a-llot of shit Beilievef s-0me bullshit Drove a go kart to a muddy pond

verylovelyguy · Answer

i wore vibrating toy on my penis in so many circumstances times square ferry nude beach gym jacuzzi at the gym at convention in front of ming-na wen and katee sackoff chair massage in the mall in publicly visible space  while ordering fast food bus and subway

nik0102 · Answer

can i pm you about it?

OddBeMe · Answer

That poor mall janitor…

msc545 · Answer

Had sex with a girl I barely knew in the middle of a parking lot in daylight with people walking by. People would glance but never stopped and never said a word.

bananathunder · Answer

I'll have to answer that in PM lol

Averageguy69420 · Answer

Had sex in a motel for 8 hours at one point our neighbors were doing it to, so we had a sex off.

Mcluven08 · Answer

I came in my cousins mouth

krin_m · Answer

A lot of things!

riverrat3 · Answer

Sex in church

giveubukkake · Answer

This is a difficult one, some things are better left unshared, but I will share a tamer one. I had sex with a man’s wife while he watched, and he ate my cum out of her.

williamhart · Answer

Imagined. to make. you moan

Anonymous · Answer

Anal sex is about the dirtiest I’ve ever done

Anonymous · Answer

Tied my girlfriend's hands and feet to the four corners of the bed, face down, blindfolded, put a vibrator in her pussy, licked her asshole, fingered it, and then fucker her ass. And she moaned like a bitch in heat and came hard when I told her I was about to cum! Then I wrote the story about it and posted it in literotica.

Anonymous · Answer

Make out with a girl, that just got done giving another guy a blow job.
When I was younger.

Or taking my wife to a glory hole, seeing a huge penis slip through the hole, And guiding him in my wife’s pus*y. (unprotected) Dripping precum

She bent over, leaned forward I took him and guided the tip in her. And pushed her slowly back onto his cock. And watched him sink deeper and deeper in her.

Anonymous · Answer

I gave my boss head under the desk

Anonymous · Answer

Sex in the church!

Anonymous · Answer

Licked a former girlfriends pussy after giving her a creampie.

Anonymous · Answer

Giving head to my boyfriend on a plane

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