What is the funniest or weirdest thing you put inside your Vagina or Put your dick in?

Manuel2 Xper 6

I was reading the national enqiure and read stories of men sleeping with animals or sidewalks. I also read of women puting drugs in their pussy. Some put mobil phones on vibrate. Have you put a ruler in your pussy to messure what size penis you can take. Funnier the better.

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erandal Yoda
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Normal stuff like the odd vegetable and hairbrush handles but the weirdest was emptying a whole can of squirty cream. It wasn’t that good.
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- Manuel2
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  Was you trying to do the pussy split

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FriendlyDrugDealer Guru
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I put a bag filled with oil in between a couch cushions and went away. Dam I was a horny teen lol
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- Manuel2
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  So you had sex with a couch, cool
- FriendlyDrugDealer
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  Yup, I was practicing
- Manuel2
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  Did it help when you had the real thing or prefered the couch than pussy
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- FriendlyDrugDealer
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  It helped and Pussy is always better
scooogy Master
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It was a plastic tube filled with water, but two-sided. Hard to explain.
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- Manuel2
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  Was the water warm like American Apple pie?
- scooogy
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  No, I didn't dare heating it up.
- Manuel2
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  But it did feel good and done the job

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Jennifer398 Xper 5
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A broom handle
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- Manuel2
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  Had you broken your arms so decide to use your vagina
- Manuel2
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  I mean to do the cleaning and nothing else.
girlygirlyyes Xper 6
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Lol few veggies maybe 😂😂
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- Manuel2
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  I heard of a snack between meals but this?
- girlygirlyyes
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  Haha ya... but I didn't like it... stupid idea though 😂
- Manuel2
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  You mean you ate it after you pulled it out or the feel between your legs. You did eat the veg afterwards, didn't you?
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- girlygirlyyes
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  Hell no... It turned mushy... so I threw it
este1864 Xper 6
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... the barrel of a rifle.
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- Gyrfalcon
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  You can take a lot down there, eh?
- Mxdude
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  @Gyrfalcon ya ok.
- Manuel2
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  Was it a single or double barrel. shot gun? But was you drunk or done it for your boyfriend to see?
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- este1864
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  I did it on a dare. It was a Kar 98, though the gun itself had been disabled for some time so I wasn't in danger or anything like that.
- Manuel2
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  Please tell me it was a dare asked by your boyfriend before sex and how scared was you
- Mxdude
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  Who he he’ll made sure you did that?
- este1864
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  Dude I never really had a boyfriend.
- Manuel2
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  So what you got for putting rifle in your pussy? Hope you got a drink. or you just dared yourself
Cody_Travers Xper 6
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My hand
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- Manuel2
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  That is common really
- Cody_Travers
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  My hand is put on and inside many different people?
ChivisWhite Xper 2
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A brush
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- Gramer
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  Were you too young? :D
- Manuel2
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  A hair brush or another type
Anonymous
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Deodorant can lol
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- Mxdude
  +1 y
  Omg. Wow
- Manuel2
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  I hope it was a RIGHT GUARD can. But why
- Manuel2
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  At least no one can say you pussy smells bad
Anonymous
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Masturbated with mobiles vibration many times
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- Manuel2
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  How about upgrades. Can you list the best pussy phones? Let us learn your best or worse. And why?