What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you during OR because of sex?

We all have those embarrassing moments during sex (especially when we’re still not really used to being sexually active.) But what if anything that happened either during, or as a result of sex, that was really embarrassing to you? Mine is a tale as old as time…. I farted! Now he assumed it was a queef (almost as embarrassing when you are 17), and did that thing guys do where they nod and say “nice”! Then he got a whiff and asked “oh, can I take that “nice” back? I was humiliated. But I survived, and now I have a silly story because of it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I’ve never had an embarrassing thing happen to me during sex. The only thing that would even come close to qualifying as embarrassing WAS that first time I had sex with my boyfriend. We had been dating for exactly one year, and it was our anniversary. Two days later, I discovered that he had been cheating on me. It was emotionally devastating, and personally embarrassing. But the embarrassment was not because of the sex its’ self, but what happened two days later.
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  • Not really embarrassing but the pussy fart or general fart had us both laughing. More embarrassed for a housemate when my girlfriend at the time was super horny and wanted me to do her from behind in the kitchen. So there we were with her skirt around her waist, breasts out, both on our knees on the kitchen floor in a shared house. In walks a housemate, only young (maybe 19/20) and he was shy at the best of times. It did make things uncomfortable after that as he had caught a good look of her. Think she was embarrassed the day after but at the time was so in the moment she told me not to stop. I duly obliged.

    • Huh? And she had a skirt on? I would have just covered my breasts, and either ducked down or taken one step forward and pushed my skirt down. (As I did when a similar thing happened to me. Let him worry about standing there with his dick out, I’m covering up 😂)

    • Well she'd been on the weed and alcohol and basically we weren't far off climaxing. Her skirt was up around her waist. It was very spontaneous. She just said 'I want to f*ck you' as we stood in the kitchen. Anyway. I think ordinarily she'd have covered herself up but she was past caring lol Felt more embarrassed for the housemate. I'm pretty uninhibited but yeah she was a bit sheepish the next morning when she saw him.

    • I don’t think I’ve ever worn a skirt that wouldn’t flop straight down with a little help. Even my pencil skirts, I could cover my va-jay jay with one tug. But I’m sure she would have if she could. By the way, in the future you should probably say you felt most embarrassed for your girlfriend… believe me it sounds a LOT better. Thanks for the explanation.

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  • The first time with a girl, I went in her bedroom with her while we were both still dressed except for our shirts. She told me to get comfortable and went to the bathroom. I misunderstood her meaning and laid on her bed. She came out of the bathroom naked and asked why I wasn't. I fixed that fast, but it was a very awkward start.

    • Ahhh that shouldn’t be embarrassing, I think that’s adorable. Nobody knows stuff like that their first time.

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  • I didn't realise my dad had come home while I was having sex. I went to the bathroom after to clean up and ended up coming face to face with him while my face was covered in cum. It was funny to be honest, but I little embarrassing as I had no idea he was home.

    • where u naked?

    • @controlleddecent yes.

    • OMG Jess! That’s fuc*ing horrifying! There’s literally nothing funny about that situation, its quite horrifying, in fact! I would be SO horrified if any part of that happened to me! Who walks through their house with cum on their face, you keep a towel or some handiwipes by your bed… that shit burns if it gets in our eyes! But I truly thank you for sharing this, Jess. But seriously, keep something by your bed to wipe it off before you cover-up, and head to the bathroom to wash up. Thank you again, and be safe, sweetie.

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  • Oh probably this one time in the mountains when we thought we were far far away from anyone but soon as we got done this guy showed up out of no where with a big smile and walked on away as we were getting dressed.

    No clue how long he had been there.

    • Oh god no! I can’t think of anything worse than thinking someone might have been watching you have sex, even filming you, but never quite know for sure! That’s such a violation, and it really sucks! I’m sorry that happened to you. I learned a while ago… Never assume that nobody is watching!

    • Well at least it wasn't one of those motion activated wildlife hidden boxes, that was another time... whoever checked that one, probably had a nice blurry view.

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  • Lmao I’ve burped and farted during sex too many times to count, I wouldn’t really consider it embarrassing. It’s natural

    • Yeah, and if I had been with him for years, and I was 26, I don’t think I would be either. But this was only our second time having sex, and I was only 16. Time not only heals all wounds, time and experience can inoculate from future wounds. If it happened today it wouldn't be nearly as embarrassing.

  • We were getting ready to out to a party. My boyfriend was running a bit late and knew that as soon as he got in from work he'd have to get ready quickly we'd pretty much have to leave straightaway. I was in the front-room of our flat waiting, I heard him come in, and he shouted "Hi, I'll be ready in 10mins, I just really need a very quick wank, then I'll jump in the shower"... what he didn't realise was, 3 of my friends were sitting in the front-room with me and were coming to the party with us.

    • Wow, I can imaging that would have been extremely embarrassing!

  • Some people have all the luck LOL that's a good story I can't really remember anything I'm sure that I've had many embarrassing moments but I don't remember any of them so they must not been that bad or I didn't allow it to affect me because my mind was someplace else

  • I used to be all hyper in bed and get way too excited too quickly. I used to cum too quickly and would have to orgasm multiple times in one session for her to catch up to me

    • Well I’ve never been a man, but I’ve been with men and I know how thoroughly disappointing a premature ejaculator can be! Most guys come quickly the first time with me anyway, but one guy actually came AS he was penetrating me… Twice in a row! By the third time we actually made it inside me… And THEN he immediately came! Yeah that was extremely disappointing and unbelievably frustrating! I’d been dating the guy for two months & finally, “Tonight’s The Night“ I wanted everything to be special, and I was nothing but disappointment and frustration! So hopefully you got that fixed! Good luck. And thanks for taking the time to answer my question.

    • Oh wow, yeah a little embarassing for the guy in your situation and I agree, I’m sure disappointing for you. I just needed to slow down and relax as I tend to get super horny , problem solved

  • Cumming to soon

  • Got caught having sex with my boyfriend in highschool by his younger brother.

    I was having sex at spring break on this guys hotel balcony but it was late at night. Some guys walked up just below us and saw us and even catcalled.

    • - The little brother thing would scar me for life! I’d definitely have to break up w/ him. There is no possible way the relationship could go anywhere, because I could never see that brother again! - The balcony thing… that would embarrass me, but it would be one of those, blush, cover my face, and basically get the nervous giggles like “oh my god, oh my god, they friggin’ saw us! Thank you so much for sharing this sweetie 🤗

    • It was definitely awkward after that but you just kind of move past it.

    • Very sexy Mandy

  • I was in college and fingering and squirted, I thought I peed myself. I was just a tiny squirt but it soaked the floor under my chair. MY roommie ask WHAT HAPPENED. I told her I don't know. I realized later that we can squirt. it hasn't happened but a few times. It's now 12 years later and I haven't done it since. LOL

    • Thank you so much for sharing this sweetie

    • Squirt on me !

    • @cj72323 Don’t be an asshole! I hate blocking people!

  • I don't think there was ever an embarrassing moment, like yeah I farted too or had hick ups or both burped once... but we just laughed it off and went on with the business haha

    • Well yeah, but I was only 16 at the time, and it was only my second time with the love of my life, Lee. (so far). But I’m happy for you, I wish I was that confident at 16. I was horrified, not only was it only our second time, but I had NEVER farted around another person, well other than immediate family.

    • Oh no, I almost forgot to thank you for taking the time to answer my question 🤗

    • Haha you don't have to thank me, it's all good 🙏🏼 Well I wasn't that confident either with just 16 haha It takes time to become truly confident

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  • I got a little carried away once and banged my head on the bed's headboard. Hurt like hell, and my then-wife just laughed about it.

    • Yeah, why is it always OUR heads that get banged into the headboard? Lol 😆 Thanks for the answer, Tom. I really appreciate it. 😉

  • I farted while getting a BJ we were kids so it was more funny.

    • It happens to the best of us… the farting, not GETTING a BJ.

  • I got caught by a cop having sex in the back of my chevy hatchback.

    • Yeah, I was just telling someone else, I’ve never been caught having sex in a car but i have received several “Taps of Shame” from cops. Always, the first thing they asked… “are you alright miss, do you need any help” first couple of time it was embarrassing AND scary! But the last time it happened, I just said “nah he’s doing great all on his own, but thanks for the offer” needless to say that last time was the only time I had to get out, show my ID, and because I was under age… they called my mom! Friggin dickweed cops!

    • @crazygirl2 great story. i never mouth off to cops. I always yes sir and no sir them to death. most of the time I get off with a warning.

  • Her boyfriend walked in.

    • Well… that’s probably the least surprising one I’ve heard so far, VERY embarrassing… but a surprise factor of zero. Why would you have sex with someone who has a boyfriend… IN HER HOME? Even IF she didn't tell you, can you really not tell the difference between the bedroom of a single girl, and the bedroom of a guy who lives w/ his girlfriend? I hope he thanked you for saving him the trouble of finding all this out AFTER he married her and had a kid? 👏🏼 Thank you so much for sharing this sweetie, seriously I really appreciate it.

    • She never mentioned having a boyfriend. Her apartment looked like a typical lady's apartment. There were no signs of anyone else living there although I didn't go through all the closets.

  • Burn my ass on a heatet switching positons

    • Thanks

    • Oh and let me be the first to welcome you to GaG, on your first day here. And again thank you for answering my question 🙋‍♀️

    • Thanks. Its been interesting lol

  • LoL eww.

    I think being caught by a cop having car sex was up there in terms of embarrassing situations

    • Yeah, that would definitely suck! I’ve had the “Tap of Shame” on the window before, but only for kissing in a parked car. I could not imagine if it were having sex!

  • My girlfriend went away to college. I’d visit on weekends. Went out drinking she got really drunk. Wanted to screw so I’m trying to get it in there having difficulty. She drunkenly rambles whats wrong with your dick today. I’m like what? Keep trying she mumbles some other guys name and to hurry up. 😑

    I left next day she called no memory of it asking where I was. Didn’t end well 😞

    • That’s terrible!

    • It was good in the end. It was needed we should’ve broke it off before she went away. Besides anytime she returned home she’d call me up. 😈

  • It wasn't me it was her.

    Action started. I asked about anal, she said yes. So we did. We went right to shower and while we're in there I started to finger her until she came really hard... and shit all over my feet. She was horrified, so embarrassed. She kicked me out of the shower, she cleaned up, then I got back in the shower and washed up.

    I didn't make fun of her. She was so afraid I'd make fun. Anywayi, that was the last time for anal.

    • OMG, she must have taken the same “How to stop your man from buggin’ you about anal” class that I did! You’re actually lucky, that’s only lesson #1. You dont even want to know what Lesson #2 is! (Hint it begins with asking him to “rim” you first, but it ends exactly the same way as lesson 1 😂🤣

    • But the rimming is pleasurable for you. I still did rim jobs. Actually, I’d slather her asshole with peanut butter and have her walk around the room and then lay down with a pillow under her hips so her ass would stick up…then I’d dive in tongue first. The peanut butter would be smeared and sticky so I’d have to be aggressive with my tongue, and thorough. She hesitates for just a second but it feels so good she relaxes. So there was no more penetration but the nerve bundles around her anus were very sensitive and she did enjoy it.

  • I lost my at 30 to a woman the same age who was extremely experienced and sexually active since 14. She immediately pgged me for a virgin and when I explained I had absolutely zero experience with women, she started to laugh claiming she didn;t think virgins as ols as I even existed. Then she remembered I was her 1st V since she was 17 and really got into it. She loved the idea of having one last virgin and was happy with the experience, talked about it for months. I was flattered she enjoyed it. it almost made waiting thaat long worth it

  • One time I kept getting cramps in my leg doing missionary and I had to keep stopping and get off. Then the cramps wouldn't go away so everything just ended. She was not pleased.

  • I was having sex with my boyfriend and a girlfriend and my boyfriend asked me if I wanted him or the girl and I chose the other girl over him.

    • Oh that’s so true. Yet another reason I stay away from more than one sexual partner at a time. And I never have sex with anyone for at least 6mos after one relationship ends. It avoids all these totes embarrassing situes!

    • @crazygirl2 PM me please

    • @crazygirl2 just remembered a long time ago while staying at the Tiki Village Resort at Disney World, outside our room was a Tiki bar and lots of people watching a guy eating my pussy through the sheer curtain because we had a light on and it was dark outside. The phone rang and when I answered it a guy said that there was a crowd gathered outside of our room watching us lol

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  • Maybe the most embarrassing was when I was top of her during sex and we both was about to climax we broke or I guess I did broke the bed frame. When I broke the bed drop about 6 inches lucky we didn't break each other. I kinda felt embarrassed but she laughed and told me to keep going and I was gonna buy her a new bed frame. I got her a metal bed frame.

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