What is the naughtiest sexual thing you have ever done?

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Makeushiver · Accepted Answer

I was at a blues club listening to music and a group of girls were sitting nearby. I was with a date but at that time she was checking out the club. The table full of twenty-something girls left the table and were dancing among themselves me but she was off checking the place out. It was a pretty hot slide guitarist's band there that night making it SRO. One girl had her back to me and was almost on top of me so I had kept backing up trying to give them room but was already close to a wall when I realized that she wasn't looking for more space when she backed into me and was rubbing her ass against my crotch until I was very hard. As soon as she felt my hard on brushing her ass she changed tempo and began to slowly dry hump me. I still thought it was possible that she didn't know what she was actually doing but she reached back a few times and grabbed my hard on through my jeans and squeezed it. Then continued to rub her ass against my increasingly turned on cock. I'm not sure what the reaching back was about aside from letting me know what she wanted. I finally came - as intense of an orgasm as I've ever had and she reached back once more to grab some of my cum. I had seen her earlier sitting with her friends but she never said a word to me and if I hadn't seen her earlier I wouldn't know what she looked like.. A little bit later she left with her friends or at least I think she did as I never saw her again. I don't know if it was a bet, a dare or just my lucky night. It didn't seem like her friends knew what was happening since she was talking to them and I'm assuming her dry humping looked enough like dancing so it wasn't that obvious. Shortly after that my date returned. I was still so turned on by the incident that we had a night full of hot sex. That's not really something I did. I've been very. That was pretty hot since seduced a few times- a couple of times by very beautiful women & once by two women who were flight attendants & very attractive. It was the kind of fantasy that a lot of men think about since they went down on each other which was very hot with real women.

Ok, quid pro quo. What is the naughtiest thing you've ever done? I did volunteer to be a fuck buddy for a woman whose fantasy was to be fucked by two guys at the same time. I've read a few instances here where a woman was fucked by 2 guys both in her pussy- I've never done that and it sounds uncomfortable. In this case I was fucking her ass while another guy fucked her pussy. Man that was some of the loudest most intense orgasms I've ever been part of.

AviatorTom · Accepted Answer

I've told the story in previous posts to similar questions.

A long time ago, when I was single in my early 20s, I was working late at night at the office. Everyone had gone home. I finally decided to leave and on the way out I passed the office of a co-worker, a very attractive female. She had a nice picture of herself on the desk. I suddenly got the urge, and masturbated, cumming on her chair. I cleaned it up best I could, and often wondered if she noticed the stain left behind. I never did anything like that again.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Let a guy kiss me and feel my boobs while my ex was sleeping in next room

Stressyalaire · Accepted Answer

I made someone my BITCH for several days! No other details given :)

SteveSmith1985 · Answer

Sorry... but we both promised not to reveal that to another living soul, for any reason, for the rest of our lives. It was fun. I'll tell you that much.

UmbrusNightshade · Answer

The only sexual thing I’ve ever done was some super drunk petting at a party.

Saramodel · Answer

I would say a gangbang, but I'll say the day I got fucked by my mother's boyfriend in his car outside my ex-boyfriend's house before meeting him, then my ex fucked me like twice, after that I went to his best friend's place to fuck, at night I met up a 43 year old man who was the father of a guy that I've been fucked with, and with whom I made out heavily in a crowded place and we end up fucking at a park.

MarkHrdman · Answer

Though question.

Id have to bring it down to 3 options.

1. I once invited a woman over to fuck who was a whore & while try various positions like getting her to grind me on the arm rest of the coach, leaning her over the arm rest of the coach to lean into her while fucking her and getting her to neal on the coach while facing the opposite arm rest for her to rest her hands on it while openning the door to fuck her and blow in her pussy while anyone could have walked passed and making sure that I blew my whole load inside her before telling her I've cum so she could sit up on the coach while I closed the door where cum dripped out onto my coach that people would later sit on.

That probably isn't what tops it off.

2. I once told a woman that she is not good enough for me after ordering some want to be whore & told her that id arrange for some guy to come over & pay for her service.

After a few drinks, id organised someone to come over and pulled out my cock to masturbate in front of her and get her to suck my cock and fingered her, telling her that someone would be here soon and that she could fuck him to make her cash but that she would have to make me cum for organising it but of course I wasn't going to make it so easy & the next thing you know bang bang bang, is the sound from the door while there's obviously a man outside waiting impatiently and she was like fuck and stopped & I said dont worry about it just keep going and ill tell him you'll be out in a minute.

Obviously it was unsetting to her instead of having at it with the blow job so I stopped and opened the door and said if you hurry you can catch him and I walked out into the street to lead her out and said see you later. lol. That was one problem solved.

3. Its a long time ago now but I was younger then you and sitting down next to some girl & while she giggled with her girlfriend to ask me for a drink, I said I tell you what, if you pull out my cock and start masturbating me, ill get you anything you want & I unzipped my pants to set the challenge & she said ok then & pulled out my cock and started masturbating it faster then I could have time to put down my drink.

Needless to say, I really didn't care about dropping my glass on the floor at that time & cum right there and then in her hand to confuse her by saying that she shouldn't have made me cum and that we would have been good together if I was her boyfriend & she laughed while id left without her realising she now had my cum on her face from holding her mouth to hide the shame of laughter and that instead of me walking away with nothing, that she had actually ended up with nothing but hadn't walked away and wasn't interested in pursing me for a relationship.

Of course there are other scenarios I've lived out but im sure you can see why these would have to be amongst my top 3

RobT312 · Answer

Double penetration in a threesome feels the naughtiest

abc3643 · Answer

I voted Republican in 1984. I guess I like fucking people over then.

SnowedIn · Answer

Had sex with my girlfriend's sister not long after I finished having sex with my girlfriend and she'd fallen asleep.

OfMiceandMen · Answer

Sneaking out to have sex with my wife during my brothers wedding. Not that naughty I guess, but, she was just so damn beautiful, I couldn't keep my hands off her.

slatyb · Answer

Naughty? Adults can be unethical or kinky. "Naughty" is for children.

Finchie40 · Answer

Apparently giving my heart to a girl

Bricealan · Answer

I stuck gum in a girls 'bush" and she really cussed me out for it.

Crafteroon · Answer

I haven't listed such things or tried to order them in any way.

saffoler · Answer

Grapes and whipped cream.

Fireguy17 · Answer

probably during a 3 way.
I was dating a girl and she asked if she could bring her cousin along.
I said sure. Why would I say no to that.
She lived out of town so she would come up on Friday night we would go out for dinner and drinks and then home for nonstop sex.
Sometimes we would go to her house, but it lasted all summer long, so we always tried to take it to the next level.
There isn't much you can do when it is your turn to be tied to the bed, or tied to someone else, you are kind of at the mercy of one or both of them.
So just about anything you can think of we may have done.
Lots of bondage, edging, tickling, they would dress me up like a girl, oral, worship, foot worship, being tied to each other for sex and the other one tickling one or both, making 1 cum before the other, face sitting, getting pegged by one who was wearing a double ended dildo while performing oral on the other, whatever we could think of.

sheikalana · Answer

Used a strap on on a guy.

elizamichale1 · Answer

Does k9 unit count lol

Chad345 · Answer

Sex in my car in front of my apartment in the middle of the night. I was locked out of my place but we were so hot that we kind of just went at it. Didn't get caught :)

syncheart · Answer

Look at porn.

tfan1 · Answer

End of shift of my seasonal job, I noticed the custodian workers just finished cleaning the men’s room. I went inside and saw a sparkling bathroom. Everything was clean, and every toilet bowl had blue water in it. My penis instantly erected and I went into the stall, looked carefully at the seat, nothing to show it was not clean etc - practically new looking. I sat right down and grabbed some toilet paper, wrapped it around my erect penis and masturbated. I ejaculated into that toilet paper in 5 mins or less. I cleaned my penis with more toilet paper and flushed all of the toilet paper away along with that pretty blue water. I pulled everything up and washed my hands and left feeling a Lot better 😉👍

Jennz6 · Answer

Gave head to the guy driving the car

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