What is your favorite way to respond to an unsolicited dick pic?

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  • A guy I dated once sent me a photo of his butt out of the blue. I didn't want it and was weirded out at first the picture was so comical that i couldn't really be angry for too long. Basically it showed his butt, and between his legs where his balls where supposed to go he held two cherries. To this day I don't how he had this idea but I send it to everyone who send me unwanted dick pics and it's hilarious everytime.

    Before someone get's riled up: he's okay with that. I asked and he found the idea just as funny as I did.

Most Helpful Girl

  • "You know things appear larger in pictures, so damn if it looks that little in the pic, how small is it for real"
    Or:
    "No I don't like tic-tacs, oh wait, that was your dick? 🤣🤣

    • By far one of my favorites is “looks like a lumpy Cheeto with the orange licked off”

    • 🤣🤣🤣 seriously tho, if you get pm'd by a person you don't interact with with a link just don't click on it... Cuz 9 times out of 10 it a dick pic

    • Ohhh I know lol I screen shot it all and keep it stored on my computer to upload online later on

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Most Helpful Guys

  • Send a him one back that's bigger with words in quotations saying something like "if it's not at least this big he couldn't even start to please you"or just the picture itself will probably make him stop it might take too or three times but if you send him a bigger dick every time he sends you one he'll stop know guy wants another guys dick on his phone unless he's gay

  • What is your favorite way to respond to an unsolicited dick pic?

    You mean like this? Lol
    I don't think I've ever received one. I have had a few unsolicited images of lady bits but, I'm good with that...

    • Lmao that was good

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • I'd delete the pic and block the person from every being able to messaging me again.

  • "WOW! Never seen a clit like that before!"

  • “Its not even all that for you to be sending these pics out.”

  • Say, “Thanks! My girlfriends and I needed a good laugh!”

  • By sending them back a picture of a bigger dick.

    • And saying yours is bigger. 😂😂

    • @COMMODOREII it always is.

  • I freeze their accounts.

  • Send one back

    What is your favorite way to respond to an unsolicited dick pic?

    Eat DICK CHANEY

    • I'm a big Chaney fan. Just keep him away from your gun safe.

    • @Dargil Just like Theodore Roosevelt

    • Oh no he just refused to shoot... my bad, had it in my head he shot some one by accident

  • What is your favorite way to respond to an unsolicited dick pic?
    • I can feel the knives 😖

  • Send it to their parents tell them that's their son's, screen that chat and send it to him and then block him

  • I usually don't, or I just get extremely "fuck you" to them.

    I don't really have a witty response for it.

  • Say EWWW first, then Block forever.

  • I either say "no" or "ew". Either one prevents further response and/or pictures.

  • "Thanks for the werid worm pick, I love nature..."
    Or
    "You should probably go to the doctors as there is clearly something wrong with your face looking like that"

  • I would block the guy or reply back and say "iIm not impressed... and I have seen better"

  • Why is it always "dick pics"? I KNOW there are a lot of very sexually active, and excitable women, but you never hear guys bitching about unsolicited 'Boobie pics' or 'Pussy pics'! Just wondering why!!

    • Unsolicited nudes from women are like shark attacks: They happen, but less times a year than people getting crushed by vending machines.

    • Yeah that's double standard. We guys are so forgiving😇

    • We don't complain about women

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  • I rarely get one lol

    • You are lucky. I get them too. Lol

  • Just a quick block usually does the trick. No real reason to escalate further, even though it could easily be used as grounds for sexual harassment.

  • I say thank you, that's another one for my ever growing collection, very nice penis indeed

  • Don't know why some guys send something so intimate just like that. I just say that it doesn't look very big. Guys apparently don't like when you say that about their penises.

    • You could just laugh and say wow where is it? Lol

  • Say "Mine is bigger" and see the blood draining from their faces haha

    • Exactly!!! 😂😂

    • 😅😂😂

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