What is your ideal penis shape?

[Weapon77]

Size is mostly a silly and over-asked question. This seems like a much more interesting question.

[Sevenpointfive]

i prefer no penis touches me unless it's by my own hand. and i know it's shining down from heaven from one sweet day

[Weapon77]

Lmao For guys, I was meaning how would you like for it to be shaped No one wants to touch a penis... gross haha

[Sevenpointfive]

better than mine. i knew a slut

[Mac-One]

• Not interested in other person's penis. For me at this time: would prefer to not have it.

[Weapon77]

I meant your own. But why would you not want to have it? It's only ever been good to you haha Never left you alone, helps you pee more eficiently tham women, etc. haha

[Mac-One]

@weapon77 Don't need it to pee as I have sat full time for over 25 years - makes it easier to empty my bladder and never get splashes on my pants or the last squirt after tucking it back in. Haven't needed it for sex for 14 years due to it being painful for my wife because of her dry vagina. Thus, it has just become inconvenient and annoying.

[Weapon77]

Well that's a series of misfortunes

[Mac-One]

Only real purpose of it is for sex and impregnation. Other than that it is unnecessary and frequently inconvenient.

[EmmaMary]

The one that is very firmly attached to my husband.

[Weapon77]

Well you just had to go and make it weird lmao Now I can't have my question answered without asking how your husband's penis is shaped. Which I WILL NOT do 😂 You might as well not have answered, you jerk lol

[EmmaMary]

👍😂😂😂

[EmmaMary]

Thank you for the MHO.

[shyonehere]

Ummm... phallic?

[Mtbgirl]

Lmao. Yea. Are they not all the same shape?

[TotallyAlmost]

@Mtbgirl Of course not. There's tremendous variety in shapes and sizes.

[Weapon77]

You must be a sheltered 20 year old! That isn't a bad thing though. Most of the girls I know had seen 5 or more penises by your age. Yes, there is a huge variety in shapes. Some have skinny shafts and wonky large heads. Some are like cone shaped lol Lots of variation of normal and crazy!

[NathanDavis]

I'm not into dick... so I don't idealize it either

[Weapon77]

For guys, I mean what would you want it to be shaped like lmao

[NathanDavis]

how I would like it for mine to be shaped?

well, if we were able to choose... like Godzilla (1998)

[Weapon77]

I see lmao

[Msputiton]

Donut

[Charliefretz329]

A stump

[Weapon77]

Good answer! *said in Family Feud voice*

[Charliefretz329]

😈 Yep

[nolabels]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Charliefretz329]

Sorry 😞 nolabels…

[nolabels]

@Charliefretz329 I just have your best interests in mind, of course. You know that, though.

[Charliefretz329]

My interests are wild lol

[Charliefretz329]

And yes of course i know

[Farmerboy2]

I like the shape of mine. Lol. Can’t change it.

[Anonymous]

Just a few inches longer.

[Anonymous]

Circumcised with mushroom head is the ideal shape.

[Weapon77]

Why that shape and not natural uncircumcised?

[Opinion Owner]

Uncircumcised is ugly

[Weapon77]

Why?

[Opinion Owner]

It looks like it's untidy, circumcised looks more groomed

[Weapon77]

Interesting

[Mac-One]

Glad mine was circumcised.

[Opinion Owner]

yes you should be, looks better this way