What is your most random experience featuring cum?

[stratford]

Guys and girls what is the most random thing that has happened to you that involved cum?

[FunkyMonkee]

Random? what do you mean?
I guess the most random thing for me was this one night, when I was about 14 or 15, I was sleeping on the porch swing, as I always did in the summer, and I felt something bump one of the chains. I was exhausted and could barely open my eyes but when I did, there was a guy standing above my head with his dick in his hand, beating off!! Before I could completely wake up and do anything, he blew his load onto the wall of the porch behind the swing and hopped over the railing and ran towards the back of the house.

[delta50]

With a previous girlfriend we often enjoyed me cumming on her face during love making. She was turned on by humiliation and there’s nothing wrong with that. It was fun. Anyways, there was one time where she was on her back and my first spurt went up her nose. She described it as uncomfortable. Oops.

[SunshineAndSweetness]

I was just hanging out and talking to a boy once at a resort and he was hard but being polite and cool about it but then he suddenly gets this look on his face like he’d just been punched in the gut and I’m like “WTF” but then I look down and see he’s spilling his cream. Embarrassing and I shouldn’t have laughed but it happens.

[RickyyyG]

Omg😂 just spontaneous ejaculation? Lol he wasn't even masturbating?

[SunshineAndSweetness]

@RickyyyG Yep! Lol!

[RickyyyG]

Omg hahaha good thing u weren't sitting too close to him 😂 what did he say when it happened? That sure must've been awkward!! Lol

[SunshineAndSweetness]

@RickyyyG he blushed and just said “Sorry.” lol

[RickyyyG]

That's hilarious

[RobT312]

In a threesome , tasting another guys cum from my girlfriends mouth

[matchrestore]

I was nude hiking in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness last summer, and decided to masturbate off a cliff. Watching the wind take it quite a few yards away before it hit the foliage below was pretty cool.

[SnowedIn]

On a train and my wife took me to the bathroom and jerked me to cumming.

[juliammm]

A sex game :)

[CubaPirate]

Tell us more

[Andres77]

It got in my gf’s ear and really burned

[Andres77]

She sat on my face to feed me her creampie and she moved all over my face, my cum got in both eyes and I looked like a vampire for the rest of the day, completely red and bloodshot.

[Andres77]

@Ask4snap SOP

[Andres77]

@Ask4snap standard operating procedure (sop)

[Snedger____]

Dry humped at her home and splashed on her sofa. Her grandma was in the next room.

[mammoth]

An ex girlfriend used to love me coming in her mouth then she would dribble my cum onto my stomach & chest then slurp it up then swallow, its the most amazing thing I’ve experienced

[stratford]

Wow - that sounds hot!

[mammoth]

It was 22 years ago, i videod it with camcorder set up. We eventually broke up. My next girlfriend found the cassette that i had hidden & she watched it, she wasn’t happy.

[stratford]

Was your next girlfriend not as open minded?

[mammoth]

She wasn’t as exciting in bed, we stayed together 10 years. She wouldn’t swallow to start with but i changed that, even got her to show me it in her mouth once when she was drunk lol

[stratford]

Brilliant!

[billluc69]

a girl at a party sat on my face after she was fucked by three guys

[SnowedIn]

That's hot af.

[stratford]

Did you clean her up?

[Calenderagressive]

Wet dream lol

[stratford]

What was the dream?

[Calenderagressive]

I don't remember i just remember waking up with cum in my undies lol

[stratford]

It must have been a great dream :-)

[Calenderagressive]

Maybe lol