What is your worst hookup story?

[Anonymous]

I feel like most of us have one these days lol

[NYlatefun]

Met a really hot girl at a dive bar, made out there, great kisser. Things got too intense so we sent to her place. We took off our clothes had a great oral sesh. When I tried to get it in, it just wouldn’t go pass the head, it was impossible, she was tight and I’m thick so it just didn’t work. It was so frustrating, so much that we didn’t even finish with oral or anything. I left and we never saw each other again.

[JPrez]

Had sex with a girl who was pretty attractive but she just laid there like a dead fish the whole time and made me do all the work. Must have lost 5 pounds.

[Gwenhwyfar]

Sucked a guy off he came in my mouth then literally ran out of the room to avoid going down on me in return

[DavidFox]

lol you meant that He ran out of the room? When I first read that it sounded like You ran out of the room.. yikes

[Gwenhwyfar]

@DavidFox he ran out lol

[DavidFox]

Dude missed out on one of the best parts. Smh

[Gwenhwyfar]

@DavidFox I was really wet too

[DavidFox]

Exactly. I don’t get how some guys don’t wanna go down on wet women and spend some time savoring them.

[Gwenhwyfar]

@DavidFox the wet women do like that

[DavidFox]

True. Their increases wetness, squirting, and sometimes holding knees locked on my head in death grip as they orgasm are good clues :)

[Gwenhwyfar]

@DavidFox oh god yeah

[DavidFox]

Lol that’s what girls say :).

[dutch69lover]

I would of went down on you first

[DavidFox]

@dutch69lover that’s kind of you bro but I’ll take a beer instead ;)

[Gwenhwyfar]

@dutch69lover I made sure they always did from then on

[Anonymous]

my boyfriend's door has no lock and the sister walked in without knocking 💀

[Bossmanjunior152]

Damn. Did she actually see his hard dick inside of your pussy?

[Opinion Owner]

hahaha no. by then i put my clothes back on cus i was always paranoid about his lock. my boyfriend was like "dont worry. people knock" so he didn't dress himself. next thing you know the sister just opened the door and saw his brother naked. which was embarrassing to me too because SHE THOUGHT I WAS INNOCENTT now she won't look at me the same

[Bossmanjunior152]

Damn lol. How old were you and the sister at the time. So she at least didn’t actually catch you two having sex?

[Opinion Owner]

i was 18 and she was 16😔 no she didn't. i mean it is by far the worst case that *I* had. i dont want any worse to happen

[genericname85]

i don't have super bad ones. the "worst" was litterally a girl playing the dead starfish xD you know spread legs, do nothing.

[Tomsta]

No hookups. Only friends with benefits or a relationship

As much as i wouldn't mind having had one in my lofe i dont think i would be able to forgive myself if i did one

[KrakenAttackin]

Let's call this thread "whore confessions".

[Valnac]

The first girl I went parking with in HS, I flooded the car and couldn’t get it started.

[mrgspoter]

I've booked myself quite nastily a few times fishing if that helps 🤣

[maxflame]

My sister walked in on me getting a bj and having sex