1. I Want To Have Sex With You As Much As I Can.
Two, three, six, twelve times.
2. I'll Make Myself Orgasm As Many Times Until I Get Cramps In My Stomach.
Sometimes that doesn't stop me.
3. I Don't Care If You're Limp
I want to keep going until one of us passes out.
4. We Will Go through Condom After Condom- In One Night.
We had to start on another box my first time.
5. I've Tried Every Condom On Shelves.
And yes, some are better than others.
6. I Think About Sex When I'm Checking You're Items Out.
While you're telling me how your dog got out the backyard. Even when you're talking, gramps.
7. I've Always Wanted To Have Sex With You While You Were Asleep.
Why can't guys stay asleep? I'm already halfway there.
8. I Hate Condoms- I Want To Feel You Instead.
I know it's usually guys who do this. So it was past boyfriends who've kept me in check.
9. I Have So Many Porn Accounts I Lose Track Of My Passwords.
And usernames.
10. I've Hoped Doctors or Gynecologists Would Go Further- Girl Or Guy
Yet to happen. I'll have that one special day.
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