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Google "monster cock" and you will get 5.5 million search results. You will find a virtually unlimited supply of porn in this genre. The monster cock is sometimes the subject of fantasy or tribute. Other times, it is quite literally treated as a monster--frightening and fearsome.
Here is a first-person take on what it's like to have a monster cock, from a straight male point of view.
Growing Up
Nobody tells you that you have a monster cock when you're a kid. It's something you discover along the way. Until the first time you see another boy (or man), and another, and another, you think you are just like everyone else. Gradually, you begin to realize you're special. The question is, Is it a good thing or a bad thing?
At certain ages, when we are naturally self-conscious about our bodies, the monster penis can be the subject of guilt and shame. Gym class is a nightmare. Modesty is essential. As one begins to have a sexual awakening and is exposed to pornography where penis size is prized, everything changes. From there, the monster cock leads to a sense of self-confidence that only men with very large penises can understand.
In close-knit communities like sports teams or schools, once the secret of your monster cock is out, it will spread like wildfire. One hookup on campus with an indiscrete girl, and your legend will be made over night. It's not unusual at all to earn nicknames relating to the monster cock. Nor is it unusual for girls you've never met to bluntly ask if it's true that you have a monster cock and can they see it.
Fashion Challenges
Glances
In public, you can expect to get plenty of glances at your bulge. Most people try to pretend they're not looking, which often makes it even more obvious. Others will flat out stare in amazement. You never know what you'll get. A beautiful young woman might be repulsed. An old woman might linger. Sometimes you'll catch a group of girls talking about you, thinking you can't hear. Occasionally, you'll be the subject of a "secret" cell phone pic. You just get used to it.
In the Locker Room
It's an interesting feeling to know that, odds are 1000 to 1, you'll have the biggest meat in the locker room--and that almost every guy wishes they were packing like you. Growing up, it's awkward. Something freakish. Something to hide. At some point, however, you realize you are the way god made you, and you let it all hang out. It doesn't matter what kind of body you have, with 9+ swinging inches, you are lord of the locker room. And make no mistake, guys will look. Even the straightest guys can't help but take a gander.
First Time Sexual Encounters
The first time the clothes come off, you can expect a jaw-dropping look followed by any number of comments. The most common is simply "oh my god." Other common phrases are "no way," and variations of "that will rip me apart." Occasionally there are humorous lines like "what are they feeding you" and "are you part horse?" In certain circumstances, it may be best to warn your partner in advance to avoid an uncomfortable situation. However, it is very hard to tell someone you have a monster cock without seeming boastful and arrogant.
Relationships
There will be some relationships that are entirely predicated on sex. A partner is so deeply devoted, if not addicted, to the monster cock, that very little else of the relationship will grow. This partner will overlook flaws and generally put up with a lot of crap, as long as she is sexually fulfilled. She may also be a cheater. Other relationships will simply never take root due to sexual incompatibility. Not every woman is physically able to accommodate a monster cock. Some won't even try. Some will give it time and effort and eventually succeed. Some will eventually give up if they find it too painful. They will move on.
Sex
Sex with a monster cock is sometimes incredible and sometimes frustrating. If your partner is a size queen, it can be truly mindblowing to be worshipped like some sort of Greek god. If she finds your penis intimidating or scary, you might feel like an actual monster or a freak. Not a good feeling. When you are delivering intense pleasure and know it, it is of course very gratifying. If you can sense that your partner is grinning and bearing the sex for your pleasure, it can be quite difficult to produce a climax.
Perhaps the best part of having a monster cock is the incredible versatility that it creates in sex. There are simply things you can do with a monster cock that would be otherwise impossible. A blow job from behind. A titty fuck while kissing in a face to face position. Use your imagination. An ambitious sex partner will adopt all kinds of interesting techniques to please you.
Of course, there is the challenge of squeezing all that meat into your partner. Lots of lube is required, whether natural or man made. You need to go slow before you go deep. Bottoming out and hitting the cervix is almost always a very uncomfortable feeling for your partner, although you may find a partner now and the who loves that feeling of fullness. Almost all partners like to feel stretched ... to a point.
Many will assume that because you have such a large penis, you must also produce a prodigious load of cum. This may add to the excitement of climax, particularly if your partner enjoys being splashed with cum rather than an internal orgasm.
Oral sex is a challenge, and blow jobs are more mentally stimulating than physical. The truth is, not much more than an apple-sized head is getting into your partner's mouth. So the rest of the stimulation usually comes from hands or running the tongue up and down the shaft. Still, there are many women who love the challenge of gagging on a monster cock.
Almost all women seem to enjoy hand jobs with a monster cock. Whatever natural fascination with the penis is multiplied several times by the size. The feeling in one's hand. The throbbing of the veins. The warmth. Watching it grow. The length of the strokes. When it comes to hand jobs, a monster cock is much like a lump of clay on a potter's wheel, and a partner will thoroughly enjoy rendering a work of art.
Self Sucking
You get this question all the time, and the answer is: Yes, you can suck your own cock. But that doesn't mean that you want to. Of course, at some point curiosity kicks in, so you see if you can do it. Then you realize that A) you're straight and you're sucking cock, and B) you're sucking your own cock, which is definitely not a turn on
Aesthetics
A monster cock is just like any other sized cock, except that it isn't any other sized cock. Due to its size, there are certain attributes that are usually present. For one, it's not unusual at all for a monster cock to have a curve to it. This is the natural outcome of years of stuffing the long shaft into tight underwear. Consistently dressing to one side or the other will gradually lead to a curve in that direction. Another common monster cock quality is veins. The ample blood supply required to create a fully tumescent monster cock usually means the presence of many, very thick, very visible veins. These may add to the intimidating and "monsterish" appearance. Monster cocks tend to be very large even when flaccid as gravity tends to pull the flesh downward and blood with it. They are particularly floppy and pendulous due to the weight. Running and jumping naked with a monster cock is not advisable and usually results in unwanted whipping or accidental tugging between the legs.
Good thing or bad thing?
No doubt, there are pros and cons to having a monster cock. I believe that the net effect is a positive, and that the cons--while challenging--are far outweighed by the pros. A monster cock is rare and wonderous, and can be the source of great joy and pleasure.
What Girls & Guys Said
12 38I'd take ALL of your negatives happily to be your size. I'm 4". I will never be sexually desired by a woman.
Very entertaining take!
I'm considerably thicker than average, but more or less normal length. I have had the OMG, fucking hell, comments before.
I'll take thickness over length anyday. <3
@smmyskittles Love to hear that - your kind of girls are the best 😎😋
I've got what is considered a "Monster sized Cock". While at 9.5 inches in length, and 3 inches in girth with a full erection. It's been somewhat difficult in my dating life within the past.
Yes, some girls love a big dick, and will ride you for days, but most girls think it's painful. It's not ideal to have a huge dick, and I honestly would rather be 7inches in length than my 9.5. The girth thing is an issue too as girls stretch when we have sex, and I'd say it's about 60/40 for girls hating it compared to loving the size.
I can honestly say that I've probably ruined a few girls in the past. They liked a larger penis, and after our flings that lasted for a few months. I've heard a few guys who slept with the girl after me. Say that she was extremely loose. One guy went as far as saying that it was like throwing a hot dog down a hall way. Now, as much of an ego booster one might think this is. It actually is an incredible ego boost, but one of the few finer parts of having a big cock.
My main issue with a big dick is peeing while having an erection... HOLY SHIZNIT! Is it difficult to pee at that time. You had to basically angle yourself oddly to make sure you don't splash all over the place.
All in all, having a monstrous cock isn't ideal, but it's something that those who have one will get over. You'll have your fun, destroy some girls, and eventually find a girl that fits just right and you'll marry her.
That MyTake is great! And so true... I often see people who want to have a huge dick. But that would really not be a good thing. I have a monster cock (8-9 inches) at 17 and I wish I could have a normal one.
I have a swimming class every Tuesday and it's just a huge pain for me... Every girl look at it whenever I'm not swimming, it's soon embarrassing.
Eh, I dunno. I think most of this only applies to the flaccidly big ones.
I mean, I've been the biggest boy in the lockerroom for years and I am happy with it but, monster-cock? Eh. Not really. Wouldn't make that claim. I'm like what? 8.7-9inches? I don't really identify with any of this except the lockeroom one and the "Oh my god" comments. Oh and umh. Auto-fellatio. Never tried that one though, just confirmed I could XD
Surprisingly rare with guys who are bigger though. Internet would have you believe everyone is but I've met one guy out of hundreds who were more or less the same size.
Maybe there's a lot of happy measurement going on? XD
I wish I had a monster cock. I'd like to be 8 1/2 - 9 inches long with 6 inch girth.
Average and a little bigger is probably the sweet spot
Yep.