What Men [and to some degree (post) pubescent boys] Want. v 1.0

[Anonymous]

WOMEN AND GIRLS READ THIS. TRUTH INCOMING.

I'm going to tell you the uncomfortable truth on anon because it's about to get real. Guys are very simple. We have very basic needs for the most part. (I originally posted this as a response to someone but realized it needs more attention than that)

Option: 1
We get hungry -> feed us -> happiness
We get horny -> take it in (all of) your holes -> happiness
We get mad/sad -> cheer us up -> happiness
We get confused -> help us understand -> happiness
We don't feel like men -> make us feel like men -> happiness
We need you -> help us -> happiness

If you fail to follow my above linear algorithm it will probably look more like this:

Option 2:
We get hungry -> tell us to make our own food -> resentment
We get horny -> tell us to jerk ourselves off -> resentment
We get mad/sad -> tell us to just let it go -> resentment
We get confused -> tell us to just figure it out -> resentment
We don't feel like men -> tell us man-up -> resentment
We need you -> you don't help us -> resentment

Are you noticing a pattern yet?

Also, don't be a nag unless you wanna be a hag.
Take the pressure off.

Every woman/girl that accepts this will prosper with men because they will LOVE you and fight to keep you. If you want to take this a step further become interesting, learn jokes, go places with us, exercise, take care of yourself, etc

Make yourself the type of person a guy would want and he will want you. That's as close to a natural law of psychology as it comes.

It's really not that complicated with us. I can vouch for this because I've had both types and found out option one existed. I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO OPTION TWO. Those girls are awful and will hopefully die out because of natural selection.

No man wants to put up with a vile woman, they might though because they think they have to. Be selfless because if you do he will live and die for you. That's how it's always has been and that's how it will probably always be.