our mother raised us girls to call our vagina (oh ick i hate that word!) a flower - and we each picked our own favourite flower for the name - bahahahah! but my brother's uncircumsized penis that we learned to clean was called his "jewels". oh man i couldn't make this stuff up if i tried! hope this helps!
Learned to clean? U clean ur own brother penis?
@Primrose21 only until he was 4 - he was just a baby still. and then we weren't allowed to bathe together anymore. but my mother wanted us girls to know how to properly clean a penis. i thank her for it to this day! my sisters gave birth to baby boys and knew exactly how to take care of them.
@kymberz i don't have a brother. Didn't know that it's needed to clean a childs penis.
When I was a kid, my mother taught me to use the word yoni for privates, Yoni means vagina in Hindi. It has other slang names too in the same language.
I don't know random ones... I like this song about little Willy, and how he won't go home :) so willy maybe for the pen#s and some like a girl name like Susan :)
For the veg
I call it "Junior"
She calls mine "Pedro"
We seem to have gotten to call hers by its word in her native language, which is, phonetically, "beelat".
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!I’ve thought of the word “abyss” for the vagina before, as a joke of course.
My girlfriend and I call my dick the Red Eyes Black Dragon. It's a Yu-Gi-Oh thing that always makes us giggle like idiots. Lol
I call it tiny Mike, :')
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as a 27 year old dude i never thought about giving names 🙄🙄
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😂😂😂😂😂What?
LoL I haven't named mine, but you can do the honors if you like.
Monsto.
I don't use a special name.
Pussy or puss, dick or cock.
i never gave it much thought. Fanny and Dick I guess
Fanny lol
I call it Daisy! It's pretty as a flower!!
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