What’s something you do that sounds sexual but isn’t?

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  • I have two dirty hoes locked up in my garage. I keep them pinned to the wall. I take them out ever other morning and put a couple hours hard work into them. They like it rough and sweaty...

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Between partner dancing i. e. your legs are between your partners legs.

    Well it isn't entirely true it isn't sexual because in a waltz the lady's thigh is gently massaging your testicles.

    It tends to become more sensual than sexual though. There is a female body moving as one with your body. That is very sensual.

Most Helpful Girls

  • I can think of something that SOUNDS dirty but isn’t:
    A “Wankle engine”! Def sounds like a motorized sex toy for men! When in fact it’s just a rotary engine, that is in all Mazda RX cars. (Like Rx7)

  • I own a chunky bad dragon dildo. But I don’t use it. I think it’s pretty and I have it sitting on my shelf as an ornament, lol.

    • Damnn. have you never used it?

    • I just said I don’t use it 🥴

    • Why did you take it lol

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • I work on blocks in my spare time

    • What does that mean? Lol

    • Please explain

    • @Guardian45 i'll let you all guess for a while

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  • Playing with my sword after rubbing my joystick

  • Moist

  • Eat a banana or open an orange

    • Also I make grunting sounds when I workout, and I make the same kind of sounds (sometimes) when I'm having sex (although a lot of the time I'm quite because I'm really focused on what I'm doing).

  • Moan out loud after giving birth to a huge poop.

  • There are two.

    "polish the knobs" -- doorknobs are brass

    "getting wet this afternoon" -- swimming

  • Too many things. Because people like you make it into something that it’s not.

  • Rhymically stirring cottage cheese. It sounds just like the Wild Thing soaking wet.

  • Three-way stopcock.

  • I listen to certain songs, and they turn me on sexually, and these songs have no sexual lyrics at all.

  • I like to squat a lot 🤣

  • Touching your wenus.

  • Exacerbating and macerating

  • Checking the rear end.

    • Of your car or your wife?

    • @Guardian45 Its both, they both need servicing every once in a while.

    • 😂🤣🤪👍

  • So many sports commentator phrases.
    "Really good penetration there"
    "Some very skilled maneuvering on display here"
    "This guy has such skilled hands"
    "He unloaded everything he had with that shot"

    • Sports commentators can be very Freudian. Sports watchers too.

  • Snowball during winter!

  • Going downtown... In a literal sense to go to work

  • I penetrate the defense.