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  • Best thing to do is go look up “ugly penis” on duckduckgo (turn off the filter) Guaranteed all that out there will make the current thought out as a winner.

    • Excellent idea😃

    • @charliefretz329 😎 Happy surfing.

    • Oh no lol 😂 not for me. My penis is pretty

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  • A tiny outfit?

    • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

    • Yeassssssssd 🥰

    • Hilarious tune!

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  • now you know what we go through when we have to suck an ugly penis and get spit at by the penis

    • @chrissykerdock you are one of the more entertaining people here!!! I have seen some VERY UGLY penis's on line, so I know what he means, misshapen, horrible curve, no head or very little head, or not circumcised. All make for an ugly penis. Can't imagine a woman facing a really ugly uncircumcised penis with all that foreskin and a guy wanting you to suck it!!! UGGGGGGH

    • @Bricealan i know the penis your talking about yeah i had to suck some ugly one's and a few good one's!

    • @Chrissykerdock The 'ugly sex organ' problem cuts both ways. I had a work associate, that had sucked me several times at my apartment, and did not let me eat her at those times? Don't know why, but when it came my turn, I DID NOT LIKE HER UGLY pussy, (Large inner labia, protruding outside the large lips, and brownish skin color. I did not eat her because of that but did fuck her instead. I became the department ASSHOLE and she never spoke to me again and told me "Fuck you" to my face AFTER she tried to smear me in the office later on. Really a disaster for me and I should have ignored the "ugly" and eaten her out. Sad thing, I lost a great 'friend with benefits"

  • A good personality.

    • Very good answer

  • What’s the best fix for an ugly penis?What’s the best fix for an ugly penis?What’s the best fix for an ugly penis?


    By no means would i ever want you to actually do this but it fit so perfectly 😂

    • Lol 😂 I wish though

    • Ew never do that

    • 🫤 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • Surgery, Just wack it off

    • Love it lol

  • Best is she can cover it with her mouth!

  • never heard of that, makes me think it's emotional not physical.

    turn lights off...

  • Turn the lights out.

    • Smart

    • The second option is don't take your pants/underwear off, but I like the first option more.

    • Half tempted….

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  • dress... to impress...
    dress... to impress...

    • Cute!!! Lol

    • could even go for a Peaky Blinder style

    • Lol 😂 sure!

  • Well the Bible says, "if thy right hand offends thee, cut it off" LOLOL just sayin'

    • ✂️ lol

  • Doubt there's anything you can do.

    Put it in a cute little costume

    • @Misputiton AND YET ANOTHER WINNING answer. Another reason why you are a favorite here, "MS"

    • great minds think alike...

    • Lol great answer

  • I didn’t genitals were supposed to be attractive. If it does what it’s supposed to do, I don’t care what it looks like. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • Wear a condom?

    • Good option!

  • What makes you think it's ugly?

    • This isn't a personal question! Lol mines beautiful

    • Ah, ok, well let me rephrase - what visual traits would make a penis ugly?

    • Hmmmmm, funky colors, abnormal growths, odd proportions, disadvantageous shapes… those could potentially do to

  • A) get used to it

    B) don't look at it

  • Put a brown paper bag over it and draw a smiley face on it

    • Oh I think this might be the best!!! 😍🥰

    • @AsaKyo Hey we have a THREESOME now for THE Comedy Store, you just made it! Very witty, and I like your sense of humor. You go girl. Merry Christmas. Stay on GAG, you are a winner too.

    • @Bricealan O-Oh thank you lmao Merry Christmas to you too!

  • slice it off!

    • 🔥🔥🔥👏😍

  • Cut the Fucking thing off because these isn't any.
    God Bless

    • That would be a real cure and improve the looks and inconvenience.

    • Lol 🔪

    • OMG I am just playing with u but do what u must. God Bless

  • They're all ugly, we just like them for some reason. It's like coffee. It's terrible the first time you try it, and then you inexplicably get into it over time, and eventually you get to the point where if you don't get it you're kind of an asshole and feel like there's something horribly wrong with you. So yeah, just don't worry about it.

    • @smoriarty99 Well ANOTHER girl who should do standup comedy! You and 'Chrissy and just TWO of the reasons I log on here, to read the great responses. I'll be your 'agent' and get you on THE COMEDY STORE, LOLOL. Seriously, though, the sword cuts both ways for sex organs. Some women have a beautiful pussy, I can't wait to eat, and others with REALLY PROTRUDING inner labia that really turn me off... but the down side is, once I refused to eat an ugly one, I BECAME THE ASSHOLE, and she told me to my face,,,,,,,,,,,,,"fuck you" Oh well.

    • You ever looked at a pussy. Looks a lot like a Arby’s sandwich

    • @Farmerboy2 No, no, no Like a Big Mac at McDonalds.

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  • Maybe surgery

  • Just don't worry about it. If women find dicks attractive, I'm sure there are some out there who would find it appealing.

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