What's the best way to trick a girl into getting pregnant or tricking a guy to getting a girl pregnant?

Question

People are tricked into pregnancy all the time. What's the best trick I can use on my man to knock me up when the time comes to have kids.

ciitruskiwi · Accepted Answer

Just because people do it all the time doesn't make it okay. Clearly you have no idea how big of a responsibility a kid is. Say your man doesn't want kids but you do so your dumbass decides to trick him into it. So now a few months later he leaves your lying deceitful ass, which he should and leaves you alone to raise a child.

Does that sound like the life you want? Do you want a life for your kid when both parents don't love because one didn't want him and the other parent tricked that parent into having him? How stupid are you exactly?

Yes I am being blunt as hell because this is stupid as hell and there is no way I'm sugar coating it.

tsunayoshi · Accepted Answer

You are a shitty person. Why do you want to trick him? You need to discuss it with him because having a kid is a big deal. He does not need to be forced into raising a kid when he doesn't want to/not ready for it just because his shitty girlfriend tricked him into it.

kenzielarson · Accepted Answer

You are horrible. How the hell can you trick someone into having a kid with you? That's so fucked up. I really hope you grow up before you have children. They're a huge responsibility and you're not mature enough for any right now.

aggle · Accepted Answer

Fuck sake this shit should be straight up illegal, either prison time or a massive fine. This is one of the reasons I don't even try to date anymore.
I don't think people realise how much this shit scares guys.

My answer would be DON'T... find a guy who loves you and wants a family.

CT_CD · Accepted Answer

Lie about using any female birth control and let him creampie you

Kitten967 · Answer

Why trick him? Why not just discuss it and then try to have a kid

DinaM · Answer

The best way is to not do it.

integrale77 · Answer

You wouldn't be happy with a bloke screwing your life up by knocking you up without your permission. Why do you think tricking him into getting you pregnant would have any better results!
Talk with him and get the OK.

If you don't I hope he walks out on you leaving you holding the baby!

ZoeB95 · Answer

What the hell is wrong with you? He should have a say in all this not have it forced upon him.

nickyBBB · Answer

Don't do it you selfish idiot

Cait_Lyn · Answer

DON'T. How would you feel if it was the other way around?

Hotaru_Ruri · Answer

You shouldn't force someone to get a kid

jacquesvol · Answer

Talk about raising children together.

Duke1985 · Answer

Please die

KatherineJ · Answer

WTH! Why would anyone want to "trick" anyone into getting pregnant, or trap anyone into parenthood. That's immoral and isn't healthy for a relationship, or a good beginning for an innocent baby.

hubbycucked · Answer

Let him watch you ride a BBC

manpower61 · Answer

This is why men go MGTOW.

Arteer · Answer

This question is fucked up on to many levels

britpop · Answer

There isn't a good way or need if you both don't want it why put the child through a broken home before it's even born please don't be so selfish

Pluto4prez · Answer

I feel sorry for your future kids if you're already planning to use them as leverage against their father. Kids aren't pawns to be used in your messed up relationship power plays.