What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you while having sex?

[Anonymous]

[FunkyMonkee]

I was trying to fuck my 2nd girlfriend and decided to stick my finger up her pussy. I had it pretty far in there and found something inside sticking out and started to run my finger around it thinking it was her cervix then realized, it's a turd!! My finger's up her ass!!

[Anonymous]

Getting busted by my mom when I was 16. I used to sneak my boyfriend into my room at night through my window. We did it several times and probably got sloppy. She caught us right after we finished. He was searching for his underwear and I was wiping off my lady parts with a tissue when she walked in. I felt about 6 inches tall in that moment.

[Studmuffin765]

Did he finish inside you? What happened after?

[Opinion Owner]

@Studmuffin765 No we weren’t doing that yet. He pulled out and finished on the outside of it. She made him leave and we had a long talk and she put me on birth control

[Studmuffin765]

Damn. So did you still sneak him over after or were you open and let him come over with your parents home?

[Opinion Owner]

@Studmuffin765 She talked to his parents about what was happening they didn’t want her to give him a place to have sex, so we had to figure out other places to do it.

[Studmuffin765]

Damn. Where did you guys end up banging? Y’all are just horny

[Opinion Owner]

@Studmuffin765 Weren’t you ever a teenager? You sneak around and find opportunities

[Studmuffin765]

Very true. Was it fair game to finish inside once you went on birth control

[Opinion Owner]

@Studmuffin765 pretty much yeah

[Studmuffin765]

Wow so you’ve getting cum inside your vagina for awhile lol

[Opinion Owner]

@Studmuffin765 that’s pretty much how sex works.

[Studmuffin765]

Well some people wear condoms or pull out. Are you still with him or have you moved on?

[Opinion Owner]

@Studmuffin765 No that was high school. He’s old news now. I just meant once you go on birth control, your partner generally finishes inside. Obviously since then I’ve been with guys who pulled out.

[Studmuffin765]

Makes sense. Are you still getting laid? How many other guys have you slept with post that guy?

[Gummy_Cluster]

There are two things in life you can't take back.

1. Words

2. Bullets.

I called my husband the wrong name. I think he would have preferred a bullet.

[summiter]

We were naked on a couch in my house when I was a senior in high school (no one else was home) and my older sister walked in on us... I did not even hear the back door open. I was soooo close to an orgasm but we both kinda stopped and got dressed quickly. My sister later told me that we should not have stopped... go figure!

[RobT312]

Broken condom, then tried a second time and it happened again

[Slingblade1126]

I was just about to burst my load, when I screamed, "YES!! OH MY, GOD! YES, Chef CULO"!

[rachel776]

roommate opening the door

[summiter]

That happened a lot to me when I was in college. No big deal really!

[varan69]

And what did he/she say

[Texas_guy]

I’ve had that happen

[SnowedIn]

Our daughter walking in and saying, "what are you two doing?"

[Bricealan]

Well, the elevator door opened and 20 people got on and walked all over my ass with hard sole shoes and the women were wearing high-spike- heels

[Dargil]

She farted at the moment of orgasm during 69 oral. But I laughed like an idiot teen.

[Mansearching]

Her mom walking in. Funniest thing is her mom said, "Don't stop on my account."... lmao! Just thinking about it makes me laugh. Before y'all ask, her mom was bringing in clean laundry.

[Fromdusktilldawn]

Condom slipped off and got stuck deep inside of her

[dinojames22]

Gfs roommate walks in

[riverrat3]

Fart