What’s the most embarrassing thing your parents found out about you?

What’s the most embarrassing thing your parents found out about you?
My mom literally found my dildo for the first time ever at 24-years-old and started shaming me. She the super religious Christian. The type to tell you that you’ll go to hell for anything at all.

She really rather I have a boyfriend than shove something into myself. Calling me possessed and such. :(
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She’s also very old. She had me at 38. And she was a virgin til she’s 30. I just feel so embarrassed and ashamed and humiliated.
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  • My mom is also pretty old, she had me when she was 39 she's tirnig 62 this month. My mom is also pretty religious and old school all though she used to party a lot when she was my age and got up to a lot of stuff, she's pretty overprotective of me and wants the best for me but it's suffocating sometimes. So as far as my moms concerned I am a virgin and I'm waiting until I get married, and on the topic of religion we just dont discuss it because apparently a lot of things i say and do will get me sent to hell according to her, and I personally believe in God but think most (not all) religious groups are just scams or over glorified cults, so yeah we will never see eye to eye about religion so I live my sinner life and her and her church pray for my me... Oh also to answer the question, I'm not 100% sure about this but I think my mom might have seen a used condom in my trash once but I have not been confronted about it and i will not own up to it anytime soon.

    • Yup! Can relate exactly! My Dad had already found a condom wrapper about a year ago in my car compartment. SO THAT JUST FANTASTIC. Then my mom thought I had a boyfriend because of that. And now this. can't … DO…. NOTHING….

  • They found out I had watched bdsm porn. And I had printed bdsm images in the printer and forgot the there. I was so embarrassed because it was not just porn, but some extreme stuff. I got anxious when my mother told me they had found the pictures.
    I was a teen at the time. My mum told me something like “how can a delicate girl like you watch that stuff”.
    Then dad came to talk to me about this. I was so embarrassed. I was sitting in a rotating chair in my desk that I had in my room. I turned my back to him as I was embarrassed. He talked some non-sense and went.
    I can’t forget this even if it’s from more than 10 years ago.

    • DAMNN!! My parents both found my Porn Drawings at 12 years old.

    • What kind of bondage were you looking at how old were you when you were looking at this stuff I was pretty young and I was looking at some pretty freaky things

    • @Socal99 They were pictures with tied girls from what I remember. I'm not sure exactly about the age. I must have been 16 or 17

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  • Sorry that happened to you. It definitely sounds humiliating! Though I find it very odd that as a Christian, she feels that pre-marital sex would be better.

    • I know right! I told her about how it’s safe and such. And she just continues with “it’s too weird”.

  • I bought my first bullet vibrator at 16 from Spencer's in secret. One day I forgot to hide it back in my night stand and left it on my bed. My dad came in to grab the bed sheets and put them to wash. He calls me over to the room and to my absolute horror he was holding it and said "I've never seen a neck massager so small" and I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Tonmake things worse my mom walks, sees that we're on my room, sees what he's holding and puts 2 and 2 together and asks when did I get the guts to buy a vibrator. My dad looked puzzled, then after a few seconds he understood, shrieked, threw it on the bed and was done doing laundry for the day. Trauma

    • OH HELL NO!

  • I can't think of anything beyond my mum catching me masturbating once.

    • Woww

    • What you doing when she walked in did you immediately stop or did she step out of the room and you continued how old were you

    • @Socal99 Yeah I stopped. I was laying on my bed using a hairbrush. I was 16 I think.

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  • Yeah felt your every word that would be a hard thing to get over but you need to just because she has her beliefs she's raised you to have your beliefs to and there's nothing wrong with this as far as I'm concerned anyway you're human and we all need certain things in our life but if it makes you feel any better I would almost guarantee is she has thought about it too and I don't care what kind of Christian you are there's some things in life you just have to experience
    This is a hard question for me because I don't get embarrassed too often it is what it is and whatever I'm doing I'm doing it because there's a reason for it so I can't get embarrassed for that I don't know I'll think about it maybe I can think of something LOL I'm sure there's been many times but I don't remember what they are and you just have to Shake It Off and let it at Let It Be it is what it is there's nothing wrong with that I think you're even more crazy just for you to tell me the story I think that's cool

  • that i had given blowjobs

    • WOWWW!

    • i'm sure every girl's parents figure that out somewhere between age 10 and 20

    • The question is that what age were you giving blowjobs

  • I moved out when I was 15 so can't say I've had this problem... but I was ashamed when my Nan (who brought me up found out I had my period at 14) who then told my aunty to give me "the talk"...

  • The way I masturbate. 😻 they were shocked. 🤯

    • What specifically about it?

    • @SixFootSexy humping while having a dildo in my Vagina. 😻

    • You sound like you're having a good time, they might as well leave you alone lol

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  • So I really like being naked and my parents work a lot. So when they’re not home I sometimes will go naked. Basically my mom caught me making cereal completely naked

    • I'm going to bet that was a sight to see you completely naked at 18

  • My Mother caught me under the blanket masturbating, all I can remember is her yelling to me, hey what are you doing was I scared?

  • Should have told her, “try one you WILL love it, it hits the right spot” The smile.
    Love letters

  • I do not think there was anything embarrassing that they were aware of. I was pretty good at hiding everything from them. They were busy getting divorced when I was a teen so they did not pay much attention anyway.

  • My mom has always been super weird about sex too. I suspect there may be more to it than just being prudish though... I can’t watch TV with her because if the people onscreen start getting into it she tries to cover my eyes. It’s kind of a joke with the rest of my family now.

  • Nothing, they don't even know about me dating albeit 8 years ago

    My brother does and several friends do as well as my ex-colleagues at the restaurant

    Honestly they think I work too hard, I think I don't work hard enough and my mother worries about my lack of a social life

  • Oh that the DNA test was right and I was there biological son... I mean that's a joke! lol

  • Haha, I have so many! Here's one. I was in late seventh grade. I was masturbating to a yearbook photo of a girl that I had a crush on, and I ejaculated all over the yearbook. Thing is, this was a brand new yearbook that I had just gotten that morning, so my moms would want to look at the photos of me in it. I had cum literally all over it. I didn't dawn on me until a few hours later when my mom knocked on the door and asked to see it (by that time, I was all dressed, but I hadn't even though about the cum…). I reached for the yearbook, and that's when I saw the dried cum and remembered. I probably turned a very bright shade of red. My mom came over and took the yearbook from my hands and noticed the cum. She looked at me and she looked like she was really trying hard not to laugh. She flipped through the pages with me so embarrased until she found the one that had the most cum (the one with my crush on it). I still remember the words that she said: "Well, she's very pretty. We should rip this page out of the book and frame it!" She paused. "Just kidding, I'll get you a new book." Later, when I was clearing the table from dinner, I could hear my mom telling my other mom about the yearbook. So awkward to talk to them days after that…

    • Oh hell no

    • i know…it's too embarrasing.

    • lol 😂

  • I had my parents snoop into my browser history once and try to be weird about me watching a little porn as a teen. I told them that they were in the wrong for snooping and that I was disappointed that they didn't know better.

    I could have easily hid my history but I didn't think they were that obnoxious. Definitely was mistaken there.

  • My father walked in on me while I was doing some self pleasuring. He quickly backed out & thankfully never mentioned it afterwards. He also bought & installed a lock on my bedroom door.

  • I'd just not be touched by that. I'd just say calmly that she is my mom and i respect her but that my opinions nevertheless can differ from hers and that's totally ok, since I'm an adult.

  • 😳
    Okay, I'll tell you.
    My mom found some of my erotica stuff when I was in middle school/high school.
    First she found a very graphic erotic story I wrote.
    Then in high school she found some foot fetish stuff I made, some of which was related to my PE teacher, which she knew I had a crush on.
    My mom is also fairly religious and a prude, so it probably didn't end as badly as yours, but I was so fucking embarrassed that she found out what I was into, especially the foot stuff, 'cuz literally no one in my family likes feet. And she went as far as to tell me, "Some women grow their fingernails long, but toenails never." And whenever I'd get grossed out by her feet or she'd get mad, she'd bring it up and say, "So you think your PE teacher probably has nice feet, huh? Do you get grossed out when you see your teachers' feet?"

    Good fucking God, I was so embarrassed. Of all the things she found, the foot thing was the absolute worst. Just the way she used it against me. I'm honestly cringing just telling it.

    • BOTH my parents found my porn drawings at 12!

    • My dad wouldn't have cared. You did porn drawings? I did too. I had like 40 pages, but I burned them for that very reason, but I wish I'd kept a few now. What did they say? What was in the drawings?

    • It was fantasy characters fucking eachother because “love”. Lmaooo I was in Ecuador in 2009, no Internet , no IPhones. So I just used my imagination. My parents brought the drawings up to me and scolded me shaming me. Asking if I have seen stuff like that elsewhere because I was 12. My mom ripped the pages and threw everything away. After that my mom snooped more and searched everywhere like a psycho

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  • Eh, it's nbd. She'll get over it. You really need to get your own place, though.

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