What's the strangest object you used to masturbate with?

NJ_Casanova Guru

Excluding hands, vibrators/dildos/pillow/stuffed animals, flesh-lights/socks. So what the wildest thing you've tried to use? Do you have anything you find works better than manual or commercial toys?

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Has anybody used a remote? I was flipping through channels and noticed all my remotes (dvd/ tv-cable and Wii) seemed to be of decent shape/size. Wii remote 5.8"L with a 4.9"G comcast cable 8.5"L with 5.9-6.1" girth.

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poopedmypantsagain Explorer
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Well I am in diapers and plastic pants most all the time and have masturbated a lot of times while in them, to me that is not a strange object at all to use, it actually it is a very nice feeling to cum while stroking the outside of my diapers the build up to the climax is one that is to me fantastic.. but to some others I am sure they think it is a very strange object.. but to each their own.. what ever floats your boat.. not too concerned what others think anyways.. never have been
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Anonymous
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Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. :-)
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Anonymous
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A razor. Felt good but bleeding ensued 😑

Also, markers, stuffed toy, face massager, rock, balloon...

Should I keep going? Lol
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- NJ_Casanova
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  Basically anything near by;-) I like it.
- Opinion Owner
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  Lol pretty much. I'm a pro
Anonymous
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Well it cones down to either my thighs or things with sharp edges like counters, sinks, tables, chairs, etc.
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- NJ_Casanova
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  Thighs.. Do you mean just rubbing them together? So you like the hard edges to grind on?
- Opinion Owner
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  Yeah like I just cross one of my legs over the other but the one on the bottom has to be straight and I just squeeze. And yeah they feel so good
- NJ_Casanova
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  One of the reasons girls are so lucky, they don't need anything, just a little pressure and movement. For my FwBs I think I'm their favorite Object;-P
Anonymous
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I recently masturbated with my can spray on dove deodorant. It's shaped just like a long, skinny penis.
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- NJ_Casanova
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  I guess it's pretty small? My "spray deodorant can" is 9" long and about 8" in girth, OMG !!
- Opinion Owner
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  I haven't had a lot of penis inside me so. While it's skinny, the length hits the spot. I don't like it too thick anyway.
- NJ_Casanova
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  So your talking about this one? -(link below)
  
  g-ecx.images-amazon.com/.../...7._CB320793778_.jpg
  
  WOW, That actually looks quit big - 6" long by 5 1/2 " around..."not skinny at all", actual thicker than 75+% of all guys ;-o
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- Opinion Owner
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  😂😂😂 mine is looks slimmer in person. I just keep the top of and slide it inside me. It left me sore, so I had to stop.
- NJ_Casanova
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  WOW, Nice/hot description;-) I just found the dimensions (7.48"long and 5.5" in girth)... your quite adventurous in trying it with that girth... that were the sore comes from. It does have a good shape for it's use. Thanks for sharing, most girls I know have trouble with that size and max out at or < 6" girth and can't take the whole can length.
- Opinion Owner
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  I meant I keep the top on and yeah. I guess I have a big vagina. Lol no but the whole can cannot fit inside me. It hurts badly and I've only had sex with 2 guys. So I'm not very experienced
- NJ_Casanova
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  I didn't mean/ want to imply, you having a big vagina, because that isn't the case... just "adventurous" to even try something that size. For comparison the avg. guy is basically the size of a "Ball park" hot dog in size. The only study done on women's size preference is 6.3" long, 1-1.5" less than the length of your can, with the preferred girth being skinner than your can at only 5" (think just the cap girth).
- Leko2k01
  1 mo
  I feel very very safe around dove deo spray personally. But I'm not sure if it's safe to do so😖😣

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asdfghjklbaby Xper 4
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Lol a hair brush handle.
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Anonymous
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One of my ( empty ) hair product bottles (bedhead after party)
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- Opinion Owner
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  www.beautyonthebayou.com/.../...GI_After_Party.jpg this lol
- NJ_Casanova
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  With the Ball cap on? That's a big head size 6-6.25" girth and a 7.75" over all length, WOW.
- Opinion Owner
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  Nnnnoooooooo, god no lol just the bottle part, no cap (this is almost too big for me, it kinda hurts and I couldn't get it in far)
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- NJ_Casanova
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  That's a little depressing;-( being that's my size... "at my base". I meet a lot that can't handle that much.
- Opinion Owner
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  Well I'm a virgin so I'm probably kinda tight lol
- NJ_Casanova
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  No It isn't that, I've meet a few girls that weren't virgin (had 3-5 ex's) that have trouble with that size. Just a real downer, meeting/getting to like a girl, you getting worked up in anticipation of your 1st time together and find out It won't work/too painful.
- Opinion Owner
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  Yeah I'd imagine
Anonymous
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I did with a back massager and it was good
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Anonymous
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A electric razor.
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