What's the strangest object you used to masturbate with?

Excluding hands, vibrators/dildos/pillow/stuffed animals, flesh-lights/socks. So what the wildest thing you've tried to use? Do you have anything you find works better than manual or commercial toys?
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Has anybody used a remote? I was flipping through channels and noticed all my remotes (dvd/ tv-cable and Wii) seemed to be of decent shape/size. Wii remote 5.8"L with a 4.9"G comcast cable 8.5"L with 5.9-6.1" girth.
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Well I am in diapers and plastic pants most all the time and have masturbated a lot of times while in them, to me that is not a strange object at all to use, it actually it is a very nice feeling to cum while stroking the outside of my diapers the build up to the climax is one that is to me fantastic.. but to some others I am sure they think it is a very strange object.. but to each their own.. what ever floats your boat.. not too concerned what others think anyways.. never have been

  • Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. :-)

Most Helpful Girls

  • A razor. Felt good but bleeding ensued 😑

    Also, markers, stuffed toy, face massager, rock, balloon...

    Should I keep going? Lol

    • Basically anything near by;-) I like it.

    • Lol pretty much. I'm a pro

  • Well it cones down to either my thighs or things with sharp edges like counters, sinks, tables, chairs, etc.

    • Thighs.. Do you mean just rubbing them together? So you like the hard edges to grind on?

    • Yeah like I just cross one of my legs over the other but the one on the bottom has to be straight and I just squeeze. And yeah they feel so good

    • One of the reasons girls are so lucky, they don't need anything, just a little pressure and movement. For my FwBs I think I'm their favorite Object;-P

  • I recently masturbated with my can spray on dove deodorant. It's shaped just like a long, skinny penis.

    • I guess it's pretty small? My "spray deodorant can" is 9" long and about 8" in girth, OMG !!

    • I haven't had a lot of penis inside me so. While it's skinny, the length hits the spot. I don't like it too thick anyway.

    • So your talking about this one? -(link below)

      g-ecx.images-amazon.com/.../...7._CB320793778_.jpg

      WOW, That actually looks quit big - 6" long by 5 1/2 " around..."not skinny at all", actual thicker than 75+% of all guys ;-o

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  • Lol a hair brush handle.

  • One of my ( empty ) hair product bottles (bedhead after party)

    • With the Ball cap on? That's a big head size 6-6.25" girth and a 7.75" over all length, WOW.

    • Nnnnoooooooo, god no lol just the bottle part, no cap (this is almost too big for me, it kinda hurts and I couldn't get it in far)

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  • I did with a back massager and it was good

  • A electric razor.