What's the weirdest thing someone's said to you?

[strawberrylipstick]

someone once said (IN A NANDO'S😭) "i know you... did you do a porn?" no... it was at that moment that i wanted to die

[Anonymous]

I'm a straight and had another straight guy tell me he'd so fuck me because I had a nice ass

Another straight guy telling me I should never go to prison because every guy would want to fuck me because of my ass

In there defence, I have a girl's ass

[strawberrylipstick]

cheers mate that's awkward as fuck XD

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

My nurse practitioner told me I had the cleanest vagina she'd ever seen (ok uhh weird) asked if I douche (no) cuz she was going to lecture me on how that's not good for women (yes I know, why don't do that) and then she said my cervix looked like that of an 18 year old with no kids,(I'm 48 with two) and actually asked if I wanted her to take a pic of my cervix (uhhh yeah, no thanks) yes, I am looking for new doctor 😂

[bannacookies]

Wow. That's so weird!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@bannacookies IKR first time in (well I was 47 at time) all the years of having my who wha examined, I've ever heard that.. Or had someone offer to take a pic, like what the fuck 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦 lol

[Rippersavage]

I don't think there's anything wrong with what she said... except for her asking u if u want her to take a pic of ur cervix, now that's beyond weird

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Rippersavage right 🤣 can you just imagine.. "This is a pic of my 24 year old daughter, here's a pic of my 22 year old, oh and here's a pic of my 18 year old looking cervix"🤣🤣

[Anonymous]

my teacher said you've got a huge bag of thing under that table while I got an accidental boner in class

[strawberrylipstick]

RIP 💀 they're already embarrassing , why'd she have to go and point it out 😭

[Opinion Owner]

*sigh* I was just thinking and got a little sleepy and got a bone. you know what I'm talking about? right? like when you're bored out of your mind and suddenly your dick is like "Hallo, what you doin?"

[strawberrylipstick]

yeah , its awful 😂 it manages to happen at the worst of times too.. i was at a FUNERAL and it happened once.. that was hard to explain

[Opinion Owner]

Damn, your's was worse than mine !!

[strawberrylipstick]

I don't know mate weird shit happens 😂

[Opinion Owner]

True

[eileen_ruth]

You have nice collarbones lmao what

[strawberrylipstick]

they picked that out specifically? XD that's weird as fuck 😂

[eileen_ruth]

Yes, literally just complemented that. It was weird af. Like they literally just complemented that? That or being told to stay away from someone bc I was an atheist and never talk to them

[Rippersavage]

I've had a girl tell me that I have nice collarbones, I didn't find it weird... I'll never understand her attraction to collarbones but to each their own

[eileen_ruth]

@Rippersavage I don't know I've never complemented a bone in particular.

[scooogy]

I had a pansexual guy tell me "don't worry, I don't plan to sleep with you" 🤔

[strawberrylipstick]

okay coming from a pan guy , its actually a common thing where you tell someone and they say "I'm fine with it just don't hit on me" and you'd be surprised how much you have to clarify that you aren't interested XD