What’s the worst name for your genitals?

[Charliefretz329]

I’ll go first “One-eyed-pocket-worm” lol

[nolabels]

Worst?

I dunno. Oh, well.

Fun?

Fred, Barney, and Dino!

Trouser snake!

Well, maybe those are "worst".

Lol.

[Charliefretz329]

Lol 😂

[Billlewis]

I once had a woman refer to my penis as a 'little tiny dicklet' and I decided to use that term for it myself. Lately, though, I've been calling it my little piglet penis... lol

[Charliefretz329]

That’s not endearing lol

[Billlewis]

I know it's kind of a mean thing to say, but I love it when a woman shames me for having such an unusually small dick, so that really turns me on.

[Charliefretz329]

I’ve heard that from many guys

[CoolCatMar1]

Lol i have never heard this one? Did you hear it in some type of comedy or something hahah

[Charliefretz329]

Nah lol I just made it up off the top of my head honestly

[Charliefretz329]

For ladies I’ve heard “hatchet wound” “fur mitten” lol and many more… 😂 Maybe I have a warped sense of humor lol

[CoolCatMar1]

Maybe lol

[nolabels]

Some guy that I used to know, specifically to "get me", would call vaginas a "slit in the gut". For some reason, he knew it got to me, and it did, every time. Lol.

[purplepoppy]

The moisture oyster.

[Charliefretz329]

Nice 👍

[strateguy632]

worst for the whole package, "tom harry and dick" but I never name organs.

[Bricealan]

One eyed worm with a turtle neck sweater... Trouser- Trout...

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao 🤣 love it

[strateguy632]

i liked the poetic: trouser-trout

[Charliefretz329]

Hahahahah

[anon1903]

Anastasia

[Charliefretz329]

How so? 🙂

[anon1903]

That's my pussy name

[Charliefretz329]

That’s a pretty name ☺️

[Mansearching]

Willy the one eyed wonder winnie

[Charliefretz329]

Nice 😆

[strateguy632]

not worst but skilled naming

[strateguy632]

remember in "goonies" film, one eyed willie...

[Charliefretz329]

The champion of cocks! Lol Yeah lol

[Karate_Aaron]

My friend likes to refer to balls as "man-berries," which makes them sound really small and unimportant...

[Charliefretz329]

Twig n’ berries!

[nolabels]

Well, there are the tiny berries on some of the hormonally modified trannies out there. Which makes them sound really small and,... wait a minute, cute, little, tiny man-berries just below a little tranny clitty? What does this "friend" of yours look like? Is he cute?

[strateguy632]

definitely the worst i ever heard.

[Anonymous]

Shorty

[Charliefretz329]

Oh no! 😔 lol

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah, it hurts at first but later it grows on you, I mean no point in fighting the truth.

[strateguy632]

ooh awful

[Opinion Owner]

It's okay, I get a kick out of it now

[Anonymous]

One girl called it Frankendick after the Frankenstein monster.

The worst was Freak.

I have an extremely long, thick penis, hence the names.

[Charliefretz329]

Wow 😮 Frankenstein seems a little mean but 😎

[strateguy632]

to cha, but reference giant, is less mean than small like worm or noodle. also lady named breasts "the girls, the twins" but i said "the cuties" to one lady and she warned not to say that.

[Charliefretz329]

Lol I get it. Mines huge too

[Anonymous]

Junk or jewels sounds dumb usually

[Anonymous]

Limp noodle

[Charliefretz329]

Yikes 😬 😂

[strateguy632]

omg you helped me understand name for pasta shape... "penne"

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao 🤣