What’s the worst name for your genitals?

I’ll go first “One-eyed-pocket-worm” lol
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Superb Opinion

  • Worst?

    I dunno. Oh, well.

    Fun?

    Fred, Barney, and Dino!

    Trouser snake!

    Well, maybe those are "worst".

    Lol.

    • Lol 😂

Most Helpful Guy

  • I once had a woman refer to my penis as a 'little tiny dicklet' and I decided to use that term for it myself. Lately, though, I've been calling it my little piglet penis... lol

    • That’s not endearing lol

    • I know it's kind of a mean thing to say, but I love it when a woman shames me for having such an unusually small dick, so that really turns me on.

    • I’ve heard that from many guys

Most Helpful Girl

  • Lol i have never heard this one? Did you hear it in some type of comedy or something hahah

    • Nah lol I just made it up off the top of my head honestly

    • For ladies I’ve heard “hatchet wound” “fur mitten” lol and many more… 😂 Maybe I have a warped sense of humor lol

    • Maybe lol

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • The moisture oyster.

    • Nice 👍

  • worst for the whole package, "tom harry and dick" but I never name organs.

  • One eyed worm with a turtle neck sweater... Trouser- Trout...

    • Lmao 🤣 love it

    • i liked the poetic: trouser-trout

    • Hahahahah

  • Anastasia

    • How so? 🙂

    • That's my pussy name

    • That’s a pretty name ☺️

  • Willy the one eyed wonder winnie

    • Nice 😆

    • not worst but skilled naming

    • remember in "goonies" film, one eyed willie...

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  • My friend likes to refer to balls as "man-berries," which makes them sound really small and unimportant...

    • Twig n’ berries!

    • Well, there are the tiny berries on some of the hormonally modified trannies out there. Which makes them sound really small and,... wait a minute, cute, little, tiny man-berries just below a little tranny clitty? What does this "friend" of yours look like? Is he cute?

    • definitely the worst i ever heard.

  • Shorty

    • Oh no! 😔 lol

    • Yeah, it hurts at first but later it grows on you, I mean no point in fighting the truth.

    • ooh awful

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  • One girl called it Frankendick after the Frankenstein monster.

    The worst was Freak.

    I have an extremely long, thick penis, hence the names.

    • Wow 😮 Frankenstein seems a little mean but 😎

    • to cha, but reference giant, is less mean than small like worm or noodle. also lady named breasts "the girls, the twins" but i said "the cuties" to one lady and she warned not to say that.

    • Lol I get it. Mines huge too

  • Junk or jewels sounds dumb usually

  • Limp noodle

    • Yikes 😬 😂

    • omg you helped me understand name for pasta shape... "penne"

    • Lmao 🤣