What's your craziest hook up story?

Question

I lost my job just before lock down hit and I was desperate to find a new one.

I was just applying for anywhere and anything and one day I get a email for a interview at a family run shop that repairs watches. I didn't really know what I was getting into because I have no idea about fixing things or watches. I actually can only tell the time in digital... I know embarrassing confession.

I go into the store the next week for my interview and I walk up to the counter to be met by a really sweet old man I thought he was gonna be the one interviewing me but he took me around the back of the shop and said his son would be interviewing me in his work shop.

The old man seemed to be really excited but I was at the shop and rushed me to his son as soon as possible saying "she's here, she's here" like a giddy child

When he opened the door to the work shop I met eyes with a extremely hot guy. I didn't realize he was the son I just thought he was another worker and walked past him. He laughed and asked me were I was going. I turned back to him with a bright red face a shook his hand.

He told his dad he could leaves he be now so he left.

He explained none of the work I'd be doing would involve fixing watches and I'd just be dealing with customer's. It was very tense in the work shop. I couldn't even look him in the eyes because I found him so hot.

He started flirting with me and it was really strange. It definitely wasn't love at first sight but we both knew he were attracted to each other from first straight.

He didn't really interview me at all and was asking me just questions about myself. He told me the job was mine if I wanted it and said " you got the job so your gonna have to start looking at me with them pretty blue eyes of yours now instead of looking all awkward at the ground"

I kinda laughed and it a started from there. Before we even got out the door he said "I'm sorry that was cringe I just really like you". And the rest is history

Slingblade1126 · Accepted Answer

I finally hooked up with a hot girl I had been checking out for a few months. We never met or talked to each other until one night at the bar when I accidentally bumped into her. I apologized and of course she said, "No problem" and introduced herself. We talked for a few minutes and went our separate ways. We would continue seeing each other "around town" and started the talking and flirting routine, when eventually I invited her to my place for a few drinks after bar close. We ended up sleeping together and the sex was good, she was a sweet girl and gorgeous. Anyway, she fell asleep in my arms while I took it all in, when suddenly I felt something warm and wet starting to fill my bed. Yes! She pissed my bed! That wasn't a huge deal to me. I just got up and slept on the couch. The bad part was, the next morning. I was woken up by a crazed woman screaming, "You sick fucker! You piss on me and then sleep on the couch? What kinda fucking pervert are you"? I tried telling her it was her and to shut the fuck up! Of course she wouldn't admit to it. Anyway, needless to say, we never talked again.

SnowedIn · Accepted Answer

Was staying over at my girlfriend's house. We had sex. She went to sleep. Not long afterwards I had sex with her younger sister.

Guy13 · Answer

Don’t have a crazy one 🤷🏻‍♂️

Iron_Man · Answer

How old is that guy and how old are you?

User3191989 · Answer

So you hooked up with your employer, because he was "hot"

By the way, you really ought to be taught how to read time in analog. Most people do, especially at your age

I'm a virgin. Not really interested in it

michael00007 · Answer

Damn. Should have been on reddit actually with a little more description.😉

MrTaboo · Answer

I have plenty. Two girls I pickup up hicth hiking across country. Breeding 22 women. Taking 2 girl V cards.  I was a loand lord for a time and let college girls pay rent that way. Rape play