What’s your favourite or funniest insult you’ve ever gotten on here (or online in general)?

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What’s your favorite/funniest insult you’ve gotten on GaG/online? Name a couple I wanna know lol especially since there are so many trolls on here I’m sure there are a ton of interesting ones. (Could be anything: insult on intelligence, looks, etc)

I’ll go first (read if you want, I’m just bored lol):
I have lots since tons of people LOVE bullying me on here but here are my favourites (most of these are ironic which is why I found em funny):

Today, this nasty girl was racist and she was trying to insult me but I almost felt sorry because she did not know how to come about it. First she said I was a monolid bitch. My eyes are double eyelids not at all mono🤦🏻‍♀️ then she said I was flatchested. I’m not gonna disclose my cupsize but i definitely have tits 😂 she also accused me of wearing lenses which I wasn’t 🤷🏻‍♀️ she then called me a whore but I’m a virgin. She also said I wore 3 inches of makeup but I genuinely wasn’t and I didn’t stamp my eyebrows on like she did😅And then she said my nose was wide and flat and to get a nose job. Now I’m not the most confident person ever but I think my side profile somewhat resembles those when you search up inspiration. I was offended at first because Im insecure but nothing she said was true and she shouldn’t have made those comments looking the way she did, and I’m just laughing it off now. She blocked me and didn’t let me respond to her which is hilarious 🤣

A few years ago I asked if I was ugly (or smt along the lines) and this woman said “you’re not ugly. Just fat” I was borderline anorexic at the time 🤣 couldn’t tell if she was joking

Last one is someone a few years back calling me dumb & a child who didn't know anything and I should go to school (basically belittling me after I gave em an opinion) absolutely loved that insult because I was 17 and I graduated high school early and was in university. Was also funny because the person was like 19 which isn’t that big of a diff.

Enough about me, what’s some of urs?

What’s your favourite or funniest insult you’ve ever gotten on here (or online in general)?

NamerOfStars · Accepted Answer

I don't know if it's quite what you're looking for, since I don't think it was intentional (at least I HOPE not), but I discovered a while back that a local fast food place had a special offer at the bottom of its receipts, and if you went to the website and filled out a brief survey, they'd give you a code for a free milkshake. Being at a point of desperate poverty, I needed every calorie I could get, so I grabbed a discarded receipt, got the code, and enjoyed the shake- especially since I noticed that the receipt I got for ordering it had another survey code.

I didn't relish the thought of being a parasite, but there's nothing like homelessness to teach you the difference between "I don't want to do this" and "I won't do this", so I made a mental note to patronize the place frequently once I started making money again, filled out the survey, and got a second code.

That second code was "YOHOEB5".

I think that it's just a coincidence, but I can't shake the feeling that their computer system called me a space opera pirate milkshake whore, which would be by far the most thoughtful insult I've ever received.

humanearth · Accepted Answer

Hate to bug you, but I only follow you so I could see what you said on your questionWhich photo looks nicest to you out of these?

Because I can't see the question after 24hrs. So I looked and I still can't see your reply.

Do you happen to remember what said to my opinion?

For some reason it just bugging me to know what you said

LavLavLuv · Accepted Answer

high maintenance and spoiled. not true but thanks though

PositiveFlight · Answer

I’ve been told multiple times here on GAG that I’m vanilla when it comes to sex. But I’ll take it as a compliment being I still know the correct hole to put it in, and still know how to have respectful and romantic PIV sex with a woman the way natural intended.

LaFemmeFatale_1 · Answer

Don’t remember, I don’t pay attention

Billlewis · Answer

I receive quite a bit of humiliation and ridicule practically every day on here, because I'm such a pathetic wimp and both guys and women repeatedly bombard me with shameful comments... lol

SnowedIn · Answer

I've been called a simp. That's my favorite.

DryGermanGuy · Answer

Just the usual nonsense: When an American can’t understand something, especially in a foreign country, he calls it „socialist“. 🙄

MementoMori777 · Answer

Why do you listen to these people tho? They clearly don't know what they are talking about lol

bowenw · Answer

Simp and immature.

BlackJeep · Answer

Since I have an Asian girlfriend I was accused today of having a fetish and my girlfriend was a gold digger. She also added that only Asian boys should date Asian girls. There are a lot of Asians living near me including my next door neighbors and 2 of my best friends. The last 3 Asians I've dated have been a chemical engineer, a nurse with 2 jobs and a dentist so I didn't realize that they were gold diggers. lol. I guess my fetish comes and goes because I dated someone from Ethiopia and India in between my fetishes.

Wise4myage · Answer

Nice body.

LiamJHayden · Answer

Boomer on Reddit. It's funny because I was born in 1995, but many people on Reddit are not exactly brilliant.

kellytheman · Answer

Someone thought I was. a different race and I had a girl call me a man whore cause she asked what my body count was at the time was only 5 which I thought was low even though I don't care about body count.

Emanon25 · Answer

Cute 🥰

shortster · Answer

People often insult me for being a republican or voting for Trump. I am a libertarian that voted libertarian in the last presidential election; and a write in candidate the one before that.