Girls, What's your funniest story with a guy who prematurely ejaculated?

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Anonymous
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He was a friend who kept trying to have sex with me. He kept begging me saying he wanted to try it with a white girl. Finally I gave in. He climbs on me and pushes his dick in and stops. Nothing is happening so I ask him if he’s ok. He just says “oh fuck” and pulls back out and his cum shoots out on me. He looks at me and says... I’m not even gonna ask if it was good. Lol
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unknowngirlbored Xper 5
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I can't think of anything funny about it

but there was a story when i was having giving hand-job in a one night stand and she ejaculated on my dress and it was too liquid.
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laurieluvsit Master
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I can't think of anything funny about it
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Gwenhwyfar Master
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In my hair
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- GloriousGlen
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  From a blowjob?
- Gwenhwyfar
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  Handjob
- GloriousGlen
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  Lol how did it get to your hair? 😅
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- Gwenhwyfar
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  He shot really far when I was playing with him
- GloriousGlen
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  Oh that must have been hot
- Gwenhwyfar
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  OMG no! 😂You’ve obviously never tried to wash cum out of your hair if you think that.
- GloriousGlen
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  😂😂 no definitely haven't had that in my hair before lol but I meant the big shot :)
- Gwenhwyfar
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  Yeah, that was kinda hot 😊. But we’d barely gotten started! And he was one of those guys who lost all interest in playing with me once he came.
- GloriousGlen
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  That really sucks :( he didn't even want to play with your tits? :)
- Gwenhwyfar
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  That he did do! But that just got me hornier. Eventually I had to tell him I had homework just so I had some privacy to masturbate. He wasn’t a bad guy. He was hot and he usually kept me pretty happy during the brief time we went out. Just young (like me) and a little self-absorbed and didn’t always understand that I had needs separate from his.
- GloriousGlen
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  Was he a tit guy or did he just play with them cause you were topless? But sad you had to masturbate on your own :( did you think of him? Yeah self-absorbedness is common when you're young and a teen
- GloriousGlen
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  I probably would had asked you if you wanted to sit on my face lol
- Gwenhwyfar
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  I think he just played with them cause I was topless and they were there 😂 No. I thought about the hero in a romance novel I was reading. Actually, first I took a long shower and got the cum out of my hair, then I did that.
- GloriousGlen
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  I bet your tits were way perky so that also probably got him into it haha That's hot! And yeah, sounds uncomfortable 😅
- Gwenhwyfar
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  Thanks 😊. But we hadn’t gotten to oral yet. (And never did.)
- GloriousGlen
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  Welcome :) always feel like being considerate! Did you ever want to suck him when you saw his cock? :)
- Gwenhwyfar
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  Yes. I did.
- GloriousGlen
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  I guess it looked tasty lol
Anonymous
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All it took one time was to grab him on top of his jeans & he orgasmed.
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