What’s your most hilarious sexual experience?

I was talking to a friend of old funny experiences dating and stories like we are both war veterans sharing battle experiences of the hook up game or something 🤣.

So yes! Tell me a funny sexual story, it can be solo or with someone, the funniest story wins the MHO. I’m ready to laugh!!
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  • —Im clumsy af. So I've done some of everything. I already mentioned that when we snuck through the window of the house to have sex, i tried to step through all sexily in front of him. I didn't realize the floor was low in the inside so it was nowhere near my foot and i fell through and bust my ass. He laughed and then crawled in to help me up and carried me to the bed.
    —There was another time we were having sex on this construction site of a house being built. He told me to watch my step and i brushed it off. Legit stepped on 3 nails in this board right after. He had to carry me home. Lmao no sex that day.
    —Another time he wanted sex at the newly constructed house. He didn't have a condom (this was before we stopped using em). So he pulls out a stocking. I don't know where tf he got a payless foot stocking but he slid his dick in it and put a rubber band around it. I was naive but i was like “dont that have little holes in it? And he was like no.” Apparently the rubberband started cutting off his circulation and it was the first time i caught him stealthing.
    —One time he wanted sex but we couldnt find a place to go. He was like lets use this random houses carport. Like we just walked on someones property since the car wasn't home. He sat on their doorsteps and told me to get on top of him. (This was before we were into full on public sex). I told him i was afraid of being seen. He gone grab one of the cardboard folding boards that we used to do school projects on. It had some little kids project on it but he opened it and used it as a door to stand in front of us 🤣
    —We had sex in his cousins bed and they bust in and we sat up acting like we was watching spongebob on mute. They was like what y'all doing in here? We said watchin tv. They asked why on mute and why my hair was fcked up. Lmao i looked in the mirror and it looked like i had been attacked by a bird lmao
    —He wanted sex and i tied the drawstring on my shorts tight and said only if you can get in. He got on his knees and was bangin his head against my cameltoe while trying to get the drawstring knot out using his teeth 😂 Finally he said fck this, ran and got scissors then cut my whole shorts open. I was mad but we banged lmao.

    • Goddam!!! The house thing was hilarious

    • The window?

    • Or the carport one?

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  • Lol it was funny... So we kiss get naked and he's ontop and my legs are open and I dont understand why he's struggling and it feels as if he is trying to get his finger in so I reach down to put his D in... and it's the smallest smal thing. I jump up, switch on the light, and could not stop laughing... He literally sweared at me and left

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  • Yes. The first year dating my girlfriend we were always horny. One night, I was driving her home after a night out and we decided make out in the car at the edge of a park. After 5 min. The windows were all steamy, and I said, let’s continue this in the park. So we left the car and laid down on the lawn under a tree, it was pretty dark. We got naked, and started having wild , animal like roll in the grass sex. At one point, my ass started feeling really wet and warm, thought it felt nice and was wondering how my girlfriend was making me feel that way. Then all of a sudden I realized it wasn’t her. It was a unleashed dog sniffing my butt, then licked my crack. I have never been more petrified. We later laughed for hours

  • I went to a BDSM bar while on holiday in Asia. I was pulled up on stage and became part of the show. I'm not particularly into it but I went along with the show. So my first kinky sex experience was on stage in front of a bar full of strangers.

  • When I first Fannie farted it was funny but at 17 I wanted the ground to swallow me up

    • Oh god 🤣🤣

  • When I was still in high school, I was at a party and ended up hooking up with this younger guy who was a couple of grades below me. He said he had sexual experience but once we were alone, I started to doubt that. He didn’t have a clue what he was doing. He couldn’t find my vagina and was poking it into my butt and my thigh trying to get it in. At one point, he was just humping me with his dick on my belly. I don’t know if he thought it was in or what. Finally, I grab ahold of it and guide it in for him. He literally thrusts like 2 times and then pulls out and cums on my stomach. He looks down at me and in a serious voice asks if I liked it. I couldn’t help but laugh at his cluelessness. He gets dressed and goes back to the party. I’m forced to clean up the mess with tissues and then I go back out. It was apparent he told his buddies about it because they were being all congratulatory towards him and looking at me funny. All I could think was dude that was nothing to brag about.