What’s your Stinky Penis/Vagina encounter?

[Anonymous]

And would you tell the person you with that they smell? Why or why not?

[BoobSlayer]

One bright and sunny morning, I, Boobslayer, found myself walking through the garden of life, admiring the abundance of nature's boobs within reach. As the crisp air filled my lungs, I came across a young lady who captured my curiosity. She was different, alright. Aside from her radiant smile and magnetic eyes, she was carrying around a basket full of fresh produce and smelled oddly like a musky vagina. On closer inspection, I found it to be filled with a cornucopia of melons, cantaloupes, and coconuts.

We hit it off, and she proceeded to tell me about her passion for gardening and how it brought her great joy to tend to her flourishing melons, boobies, tits, milkers, and other delightful plant-based boobs, while we snacked on her fresh creations. However, after all that hard work in the sun, it began to become apparent that her vagina remained malodorous.

We discussed the importance of maintaining one's garden, taking care not to let pests or diseases ruin the valuable melons, chesticles, honkers, and boombooms. We chatted about the significance of keeping one's genitals clean Through the sharing of her experiences, she taught me how critical these traits are in maintaining positive relationships, boob-obsessed or not.

Little did I know, these engaging conversations about life lessons and self-improvement were the foundation to understanding how we all can learn from one another. The way she gracefully shared her life's journey taught me a valuable lesson in humility and empathy. It showed me that we all are capable of growth, no matter how boob-obsessed we might be.

But in the end, the smell of her vagina was too much to bear. Before parting ways, she said something that left an indelible mark in my heart, "Remember, Boobslayer, whether it's boobs or any other facets of life, openness, honesty, and communication are the keys to a better, more fulfilling journey." I'll never forget her openness, honesty, and smell vagina.

[Anonymous]

I went down on my wife after we'd been out together all day and it was very hot. When I started foreplay, she suggested that she go shower first, but I was too turned-on to wait and told her I wanted her right then, so she let me do it. Her natural scent turns me on and it was very strong that time. I enjoyed it and told her I loved eating her stinky pussy.

[Asker]

Ewwww lol

[Billlewis]

I met a semi homeless woman and she told me that she really needed someone to lick her pussy. I told her I'd be glad to do that for her, on one condition -- that she had to let me perform anilingus for her, as well. I knew she probably hadn't bathed for months, but it was still very enjoyable for both of us.

[Nifrayu]

I've always been honest about that. I just say you smell bad down there right now and it's killing the mood. I definitely am not willing to proceed with the sex when this happens and the only other option is to make up some excuse on the spot and that's just not me.

[Staximus]

I was in Las Vegas. A beautiful hooker walked up to me in the MGM Grand at 4 am. We went back to my room and I washed my junk, which she said was considerate. She was not so considerate and her pussy smelled like a sack of onions in the summer sun, so I settled for a blow job.

[swettannie]

too many ahah

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Once a girl got in doggystyle butt naked and the smell was unbearable to me.

Needless to say, I didn't have sex with her.

[Asker]

Did you tell her she stinks?

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Nope..

[havingfun2023]

I really appreciate your descriptive words, including "got in doggystyle" and "butt naked". Needless to say then can I follow-up ask, did you both just dress and part ways, amicably? 😅 if not, no need to answer, I don't wanna start a long comment section here or get myself into strife 🙂😅😁

[Pterodon]

I had an ex girlfriend that when she took her pants off this fog of stink fell over the room. She would rub her pussy and breathe deeply and say how she loved the smell. It brought tears to my eyes

[Billlewis]

@Pterodon Damn, that's hot...

[Anonymous]

Luckily nothing too bad but there have been some I wouldn’t go down on

[Anonymous]

I never really had a stinky pussy encounter. I actually find the pussy to smell really good.

[Anonymous]

They weren't complaining to they got to that point