What sex position will Biden christen the oval office tonight?

As we all know it's traditional for a new president to christen the oval office on the night of his inauguration. But what sex position do you think he'll be performing?
Donald did the Trumpumpcumdump a variant of doggy style and of course obama famously did the cervixcracker.
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  • The "janitor".

    It involves himself being pegged in the ass, then plugged the entire session.

    Then he has to rim her, sniffing all the shit while doing so.

    After that, she has to look away while he tries to figuratively "go in" in 69, tasting exchanging all they have outside the main actions and

    Finally, assume position and finish off in plain old Missionary when he's gone semi-hard.

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  • I suspect he will be getting pegged by Kamala, Tanden, Yellen, AOC and the squad, Hillary, and anyone else who wants to line up. He'll want to deep throat Barry, Michelle (Michael) and Bill C if they are around. Getting lashed and caned will also be on the agenda.

Most Helpful Girl

  • Don’t give the poor guy a heart attack. He was just sworn I.

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  • Old Joe he would never tell like trump did I could see Joe now standing in the jovial office. With his Elephant trunk thong on swaying back and forth a thumb in each Ear wiggling his finger tips saying I can't believe I'm the president of the United States of America. Is this nuts or what,, then have his cookies and go to bed telling trump to scoot over.

  • I'm surprised Meliana would even have sex with that asshole

    • That's rather nice of Trump to let biden borrow her

    • I like that... Trump does not deserve her in the first place!

  • he's probably gonna swallow 10 viagras, carefully grab his mummified dick, give it 3 to 5 pumps and shoot dust all over the place.
    Maybe he'll safe the cleaning crew some trouble and dumb his dust load straight into a vacuum.

  • Anal

  • Guessing his old pud is as limp as a dishrag. Perhaps his VICE Pres can help out with a BJ.

  • THe COVID position. 6 feet apart

  • Side by side

  • What's the rush? He's got four whole years to fuck the American people! 👍

  • 😂 don’t want to imagine that

  • The RidinBiden. It's a reverse cowgirl, but on the Resolution Desk in the Oral Office.

  • I am guessing a 69 as he can still smell her hair.

  • He already sucked Obama’s dick there. So his cherry has been broken.

  • Doggy for sure. He gets deeper and can smell her head whenever

  • No golden showers any more. 😂

  • If he can still get it up at his age then good luck to him lol,,,

  • I would say if you really want to know it's going to be some underage girl get our first extension project

  • I doubt Bidens dick works.

  • I think they will use the “Keep Away” position

  • Only if he can find it.

  • None because Trump isn't there for him to fuck.

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