What should I do if I accidentally peed in a guys bed after a drunk hookup?

[Anonymous]

[Apple1996]

Lie and tell him you squirted in the bed during the hookup

[Soldieronmission]

Might smell like pee but hey if he's drunk who knows what he'll think

[Asker]

I think it's too far past that. I apologized and I sent him $50 for "dry cleaning" lol

[dolemite58]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 i’ve always thought squirting was just womens’ excuse for being incontinent.

[Asker]

Im pretty sure that "squirting" is mostly pee from my understanding lol 😂

[Apple1996]

@dolemite58 squirting can have a little pee in it but its slightly different

[Apple1996]

Yeah to late for excuses now

[Apple1996]

@Soldieronmission the smell is different

[exitseven]

pretend it never happened, He will think that he did it.

[Asker]

Uh I wish lol. I apologized and left very fast!

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Anonymous]

Nothing, it happens

[ushagomez]

Laundry.

[Asker]

I sent $50 via Apple Pay and told him it was "dry cleaning" 🤦🏼‍♀️

[slatyb]

Tell him, and stop drinking so much.

[Asker]

Yes that is correct! I got nervous and then took a cbd gummy 🤦🏼‍♀️ shoulda/could've but it's too late now 😩

[Avicenna]

Apologize to him and send him a present

[Asker]

What kind of present? I did apologize and he was actually very sweet about it but I'm mortified!

[Avicenna]

What sorts of things does he like?

[Asker]

You don't think that would come across desperate? I'm not sure. I did give him a bag of cbd gummies when I was there. That's what done it! I ate one of those and got too relaxed lol

[Avicenna]

It doesn't make you seem desperate, and after all you already hooked up. It's just a nice gesture, especially if you want something more than a hookup with him. If you are really interested in him, ask him out to dinner.

[Asker]

Ok thank you for the feedback! 😊

[Avicenna]

No problem!

[Drumlin2001]

Help him change the sheets

[RealMarek]

Just apologize and try to laugh it off? It was an accident, after all.

[Asker]

I did. Thank you for your feedback

[RavVid]

By him a new mattress is he doesn't tell anyone who knows you?

[Asker]

I don't care that much... I just feel bad for doing it

[RavVid]

I can see that.

[ProbablyClueless]

Laugh it off? Maybe offer to do his laundry lol

[Asker]

I apple paid him $50 bucks for "dry cleaning" 🤷🏼‍♀️

[ProbablyClueless]

Peeing in someone's bed is mildly embarrassing, but it's not a big deal lol

[Asker]

Well thank you for saying that lol. It makes me feel a little better ☺️

[LiamJHayden]

Nothing. He won't say anything.

[Asker]

How do you know?

[LiamJHayden]

I don't, but depending upon where you live (anon so cannot tell) it is possible that you could not consent while intoxicated so having sex could legally be rape.

[Staximus]

You should learn how to drink

[Staximus]

Or quit drinking

[Asker]

Clearly this would be the first option... too late for that atm

[Soldieronmission]

Lol I had a friend years ago whose girlfriend did this several times. Change the sheets and move on, plus it was a hookup right or gonna see him again?

[Asker]

Not sure if I will. He was very sweet about it. I'm just so embarrassed because it was our first time hooking up and we've been chatting for a little while now

[Soldieronmission]

Not sure you said or want you here but how did you peeing happen? Dm if you care to..

[Asker]

Well we had a few too many drinks and I fell asleep and it just happened 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Soldieronmission]

Hehe ya that'll do it. Pregnant ladies have that happen sometimes too. Did you wake up and stop or was already done?

[Asker]

I woke up

[Asker]

But enough damage had been done lol

[Soldieronmission]

Sorry it happened, ever peed in a bed from being drunk before?

[Asker]

Yes unfortunately I have. It used to be a reoccurring thing when I was younger and I drank more

[Soldieronmission]

Dang girl, just let it flow.. Was the sex even good?

[Asker]

Yes it was lol

[Soldieronmission]

At least something positive from the situation. Care to dm?

[shortster]

Wash the sheets?

[Asker]

He stripped the bed and I left very quickly 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Asker]

Honestly I was so nervous and I just kept drinking and then we fell asleep and I felt it happening... it woke me up!

[shortster]

Send him some food and an apology note.

[Asker]

Ok that's not a bad idea. Thank you

[shortster]

You're welcome

[peedy]

Lie and tell him he was so good you squirted
I dont know you're on your own on this sorry and good luck

[Asker]

Yea it's too far gone now lol

[LEGENDARY4200]

Apologize or fuck again to make up for it

[Asker]

What if he's disgusted by me? Lol

[LEGENDARY4200]

Nah pussy makes up for a lot of things lol he'd definitely forget about the pee given the choice

[Asker]

Lol ok. Thank you for the feedback

[LEGENDARY4200]

Not a problem lol anytime

[hughrab]

Go back and give him more nanner. He won’t care about the we sheets

[LEGENDARY4200]

That's what I was saying, lol

[cloud9vortex1234]

Tell him your sorry you peed in his bed.

[Provingdatruth]

#fail😶

[Asker]

I know

[balyai]

It was a hookup. Don't be in touch with him again

[Asker]

Ok thank you

[balyai]

No worries

[riverrat3]

Things happen

[Asker]

Would you be upset? How would you respond?

[riverrat3]

I might laugh

[riverrat3]

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