What should you not say when making love?

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What should you not say when making love?
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  • That doesn't go there.

    Oh that smells strange

    Did you know you have some tp down here?

    Did you want to meet my parents?

    Huh I didn't think it would look like this

    Ya know I imagined this a lot differently in my head

    • Not bad! 😉

    • Thanks. To be fair my personal view the only things that should be said in that situation are "I love you" and hopefully the only thing the lady says is "ouch" "oooh" or *gasps*. 10/10 confidence boost.

Most Helpful Guy

  • Those are great! 🤣

    "Okay, here goes nothing."

    "Oh no! That wasn't a fart!"

    "Don't worry about that rash. The doctor gave me cream for it."

    "I smell liver and onions."

    Her - "Is it in yet?"

    Her - "Are you almost done?"

    Him - "You remind me of your mom."

    Him - "Is your neighbor having a fish fry?"

Most Helpful Girls

  • I could think of so many things not to say! I have an STD, I have the worst gas right now, it’s in now, right?, your brother/sister is better at this, you couldn’t have shaved first?, now I know why your ex told me she always had to fake her orgasms with you, my ex’s penis was so much bigger than yours.

  • That would be a mood killer lol I wouldn’t be in the mood if any of those quotes were see

    • *used stupid phone

    • Talk about family that’s one thing you shouldn’t do while making love

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Those are some good funnies!

  • haha!

    "What the hell is that?"..

    "I brought my ginsu knife just in case".

    "I love what you are doing Jimmy"... but his name ain't jimmy.

    "I'm sorry, I know I should have showered after going down in that storm drain, but I was just so passionate...".

  • I'll be glad when this burning goes away

  • do say 13.

  • "Not so goddamn loud, the neighbors will call the police if they hear you"?

    That almost happened for real on New Years Eve.

  • You did say "back door", didn't you?

    You used to be tighter.

    Don't worry, it's just penis acne.

  • Someone else's name.

  • "That's not how your mother/father did it!"
    "Go Seahawks!" (Thanks "Who's Line")

  • Never say thank you to her when you guys are done

  • Poopsie, did I leave the water boiling for my afternoon tea and crumpets?

  • I could of had a V-8

  • "Is it in?"

  • I’ve had better 😊

  • The "N" word !!!

    • Naughty? Nerd? Nympho? Nag?

    • "Nitwit!!!"

    • Crap! Missed that one. 🤔🤣

    • I wish you were tighter
  • damn, your pussy is huge!

  • When I was very young, my girlfriend was on birth control, or so I thought and she blurted out, "I love you so much... I'm want to have your child right now". Instant scare effect.

  • "Hey mom, could you come in here and help us?"
    "Congratulations, you are the 1 millionth customer!"
    "Here let me put this ball gag in; and your safe word is..."
    "I have a confession; I am not 22, I am 14."
    "Pull out? I thought you wanted me to cum inside? Because I already have, twice."
    "You are the weakest link, goodbye."
    "You know what they say: If at first you don't succeed; try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again."
    "Oops, I lost it in there"
    "Hey, I wonder if you would fit in my oven?"
    "It is so refreshing to have a human lover for a change."

  • Anything about family?

    I've had a 9 honestly

  • "you're almost as good as your mom!"
    your ex-girlfriend's name.
    "These crabs are so itchy!"
    "Is it in yet?"

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