What tattoo should Boobslayer get on his chest?

[BoobSlayer]

Boobslayer, the ultimate connoisseur of all things related to the chest region, stands proudly before you, ready to engage in a discussion about the potential tattoo acquisition. Let us delve into the depths of his thoughts, adorned with melons of wisdom.

Boobslayer's body is a canvas for self-expression, a visual representation of his passions and desires. Boobslayer, with his undying love for the female form, may choose to honor his bosom-loving nature with by depicting female bazookas on his chesticles.

Boobslayer also adores Judy Garland and his cousin Stacy. A tattoo paying homage with a tasteful representation of his beloved pair of cantaloupes may be the best option. It could be a fusion of classic cinema and Stacy's giant honkers.

Tattoos can serve as conversation starters, allowing Boobslayer to share his love for boobs with the world at large. Picture this: Boobslayer, sporting a vibrant torso display of fiery biscuits and voluptuous coconuts, struts confidently through life. Curious passersby will be unable to resist asking about the deliciously divine mammory art adorning his skin.

Boobslayer must weigh the consequences and decide if he is willing to face the world, unapologetically adorned with his love for honkers and fried eggs.

Since a tatto is an everlasting commitment, and Boobslayer hates commitment, Boobslayer was thinking of just tattooing a QR code that links to a website. The website could then redirect to whatever images he wants to display that day, depending on his mood.

[purplepoppy]

Why not be more subtle with a gentle nod to your fetish that would only be appreciated by like minded perverts.

[Mansearching]

@purplepoppy... birds of a feather?

[purplepoppy]

They're tits

[Mansearching]

Oh. I don't know bird breeds that well.

[BoobSlayer]

Bird brains?

[purplepoppy]

In old English the word tit meant small, hence we've a lot of tit birds such as bluetits, great tits, coal tits etc. Those in the picture are blue tits. Tits as you know also means breasts. So bluetits can mean a little blue bird or you need a warmer bra. You might also talk about seeing a pair of great tits in your garden. But if you say "he gets on my tits" you mean he's annoying not that he sits on little birds.

[BoobSlayer]

Yeah, but "melon" is a contraction of the Latin "melopepo" and predates Old French. Even the ancients referred to womens' jugs as 'melons', because they hadn't invented jugs or even bazookas yet.

[Mansearching]

Ah ok. Old English sayings not familiar with either. But bird breeds like Cardinal, Bluejay, Robin, Raven, and etc... There is a lot of different birds around here. Those I do know. Thanks for the education @purplepoppy

[Mansearching]

Grow up dude

[Wallythewalrus]

My mom sent me a nude of herself yesterday, if you want I can DM the pic? Her boom booms are something special! She does have a mole on her left one that I affectionately call her "third nipple". It's obviously up to you if you wanna include it but it adds a lot of character. Let me know.

[mobiusforniner]

You could tattoo boobs to your chest, but I think that would be a regretful decision and not likely to embody Boobslayers vision and ideal.

[tolstoysbike]

The only tattoo that will suit the boobslayer is the boobs tattoo. But your QR code idea is also very impressive. so you can put more boobs. If you want, I can give you an idea about boobs.

[Coomer]

@boobslayer how come you're unfrozen?

[Billlewis]

You guys know you're not in my class, so why don't you just kiss my ass?

[Billlewis]

Thank you very much for your assessment of my comment, sir. You are absolutely magnificent and I know I'm not worthy even to kiss your feet.

[CubaPirate]

A nice pair of tits obviously

[Anonymous]

Well, because you love boobs, you should get a tattoo of a big boobed fully naked girl so when you're having sex your girl can look at it.

But best option is no tattoos.