What the fuck do I do, I can hear my parents having sex?

I litro want to throw up- they've been at it for nearly and hour and it's not even mid night yet wtfff I feel disturbed
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  • haha go hang out with your friends or something.

  • Leave the house for a walk and be happy that at least someone in your house is getting laid?

  • You should go cook them an omelet and ice a gatorade for when they finish.

    It's just a nice thing to do, and a not so subtle reminder for them to be more discrete.

    • ^This lol

  • masturbate and moan even louder so they hear it too and they might get the hint ;)

    • They might get a wrong hint ;D

  • Not much you can do other than put on headphones to help drown them out.

  • Well, at least they still got something for one another and also consider that when couples get children their sex lives usually decline so, since your parents managed to keep it going then that's good for both them and their children.

  • is it rough or slow?

  • If i were you , i would get away

  • Go outside or elsewhere or something. They're not gonna stop you!

  • Hide under your bed and blast rock music. Then you won't hear a thing... Or just run away and hide forever, I'd choose the later...

  • leave the house or put on some headphones
    that would be a god time to have someone there to take your mind off of it

  • Not sure I never had that problem

  • use a dildo and cum really loud so they hear you too

  • Take it easy they always do so, they done so that's why you are here. they need sex and let them enjoy it, if you enjoy the sound than enjoy it if not leave the place and go out so you can't hear them.
    beware: dont watch it... lol

  • join in

  • May I suggest a threesome?

  • This is normal. Just ignore them or plug in your headphones to your phone to listen to music or watch videos

  • Throw a cold bucket of water over them

  • say hello to a new sibling 😂

  • you can be happy for them connecting i guess?