What to do if you get caught sneaking into the Girls Bathroom?

[dogsteeves]

Just a question not saying I did

[RJGraveyTrain]

Pee yourself, say you got had to go so badly that you didn't realize you went into the wrong bathroom.

[masterkamasutra]

LOL showcase his dick to couple of chicks too.

[dogsteeves]

What would you do if you were on the other end

[RJGraveyTrain]

Well I've never personally wanted to go in the men's washroom, but if it were an accident I'd raise my hands and say: "I'm sorry gents, I swear your penises do not interest me, I merely have no sense of direction." And I'd leave.

[dogsteeves]

No that not what I meant what would you do if you caught a guy in the girls room

[RJGraveyTrain]

I'd just ask him what the fuck he was doing and what his problem was.

[dogsteeves]

Doesn't that kinda contradict what you said to do

[RJGraveyTrain]

I was being extremely silly in this answer.

[dogsteeves]

Laugh out loud because LOL not long enough!

[somebodysaycheese]

Say you identify as a woman. DUH! lol can't discriminate against transgenders.

[Karōshi]

Tuck my dick between my legs and say I'm a girl too!

[dogsteeves]

What if you have a really long one like Curve Dick 7.5" and what about Breast because of your Age

[Karōshi]

It'll be sticking out the back but I'll just make sure I don't let anyone see behind me. I've got the tits for it!!!

[Anonymous]

Pretend you're a female to male transgender person.

[dogsteeves]

Breast If your a Female you would either need Dick and Breast or Vagina and Flat chest

[Opinion Owner]

No, because you identify as a man, you were born a woman but you've transitioned to a man. See?

[dogsteeves]

that wouldn't be Transgender then

[Opinion Owner]

Yep, that's why I said female to male transgender.

[Opinion Owner]

Woops misread your comment, how is that not transgender? I think you're mistaken.

[dogsteeves]

Transgender is when you have both private Body Parts Like a Shemale or a Heshe

[dogsteeves]

It just called Sex Change then you are called that gender

[Opinion Owner]

That's not transgender. Transgender is defined as: 1) noting or relating to a person whose gender identity does not correspond to that person’s biological sex assigned at birth: the transgender movement; transgender rights. 2) noting or relating to a person who does not conform to societal gender norms or roles.

[waterlaz]

Just leave with a poker face.

[Maxemeister]

Say that they should make it a LOT MORE CLEAR SO THAT OTHER GUYS WITH NAMES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE MAXEMEISTER DON'T KEEP WALKING IN, AS WELL

[Anonymous]

why sneak in walk in like a normal person if you sneak in you will get notice more as you will look like a nod try to be all ninja.

[Anonymous]

Take a shit on the floor.

Say it is a peace offering to their gods.