What Was The Last Get Your Mind Out The Gutter Moment For You?

What Was The Last Get Your Mind Out The Gutter Moment For You?
Mine: I was on the phone with my neighbor as was sitting in chair looking out front window. I can see front of her house from my window. So as we're talking, I see and tell her she's getting a delivery. She Said "I hope it's the big package I've been waiting for" so I saw guy open side panel and say"Yeah think he has your big package" but when he brought it out, didn't look that big to me. So I asked her what she considered a big package ( I'm literally dying laughing at this point, but wait 🤣🤣) she says she's waiting for an 8ft package. And I'm like"Yeah that's definitely not an 8ft. package he has for you". 🤣🤣 Is that conversation not loaded with sex double entedres or do I really just have a sick mind? 🤣🤣
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  • 8 feet? 😲, that was quite a conversation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Right I was damn near crying 🤣🤣

  • Um when don’t I?

    • 🤣🤣 oh thank good it's not just me... I couldn't battery talk at the end that call I was laughing so fucking hard as she was telling me I'm so bad 🤣🤣

    • I tried bleach it made it worse

    • Omg excuse typos blind drunk swiping 🤣

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  • That’s funny. I can turn anything sexual. I think I do it far to much. Last thing was my friends said they were having tacos for dinner so I ask her what she was eating.

    • 🤣🤣🤣