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  • It was about a year after ending things with the girl I lost my virginity too which was an almost equally bad but somehow less bad one time experience (I also took over two years to have sex with this girl and tried to date her off and on for the next 3 years). I got drunk and while still feeling down about my ex leaving me for good I tried to hook up with a friend of mine that I knew liked me. I got her super excited and turned on then couldn't get it up. I eventually got hard enough to put it in then immediately came. I'm talking like a single solitary half thrust. I tried for a little longer as I went soft then lied and said I just had too much to drink and couldn't do it. Threw away the condom immediately and asked if we could just talk and cuddle instead. I've been afraid to have sex ever since. It was only my second time ever and seeing how the first time lasted not even a minute longer and ended in both gonorrhea and a pregnancy scare, I decided to quit while ahead. The best part is I'm actually pretty attractive like I modeled for a while and can honestly just go to a bar or party and at least one girl will blatantly hit on me but I can't do shit about it. I friend zone literally every girl that likes me no matter how well we click. Everyone just thinks I'm still in love with my ex. I'm not just terrified of people finding out how shitty I am in bed.

  • When i was in highschool on the swim team we used to have to take a bus to the local pool since our school didn't have one. After practice some of the kids had their parents pick them up from the pool rather than take the bus back and get picked up there. One day after practice we all got dressed in the locker room and since it was a hot southern california day, me and a couple other guys woulf always go commando since it was more comfortable. I was wearing just some loose gym shorts and while I went outside to get together with the team I stepped to the side to talk to my girlfriend at the time and her mom who was there to picn her up. All of a sudden one of the guys on the swim team pantsed me and my girlfriend and her mother saw everything. To spare no detail, i was shrunken at the time because we just got out of the cold pool so my penis was as small as he couldve been at the time. It was super embarrassing. My girlfriend mom pretended like she didn't see anything, but my girlfriend stared and giggled because she had never seen it before and we were young.

    • Haha, what happened between you and your girlfriend later on?

    • @Cuteguy135 lol she wanted to see it again cuz i told her its normally bigger than that

    • Hahahahahaha 😂 I can guess where things went from there... Also, I'm guessing you guys are exes now?

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  • Well honestly, my ex was a vegan BUT... I would ask him to lick my cooch because I loved it and saw it in porn videos. He would be so hesitant and insist on a shower. He even told me to shave because he doesn't like hair.
    My new boyfriend however eats everything and he even, begs me to lick it. I came back from the gym once, and he licked me right away without ever asking for a shower because he tells me i taste the best... he doesn't care about me shaving and told me that as long as i spread my lips and he can get to the clit that is all that matters

  • When I was a professional ballet dancer, the company had a big hot tub party at the company director's house. We were all super drunk, but I brought my swimsuit with me and needed to change into it at the house. Because all the bathrooms were occupied and I was really drunk I got the brilliant idea that I could change behind the big screen TV and no one would see me. When I was topless the ballet master, also drunk af came in and saw me. Fortunately he was gay, but it was still embarrassing!

  • When my brother burst into my bedroom to tell me some good news he had just received. He was 10. I was about 13, naked, and right in the middle of an orgasm.

    We laugh about it now

    • Everything that you ever say just wins and I love you for it <3

    • @InfoBot I have had some exciting times! ;-)

  • at a swimming pool the top of my bikini snapped as i went out of the water

    • Yeah, that happens sometimes.

    • I envy whoever was there at that time

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  • I got my period early during sex one time... the guy was not the smartest and thought his dick was bleeding

    • LMFAO! It happened with this girl and I & after the act, I got up and my dick looked like someone painted it red. She didn't know it would be that day so I just said babe you alright, I killed your Pussy! Lmao!

    • @Robsinsf53 for me it was just a little bit since it was just starting, he totally thought it was coming from his dick, it was hilarious

    • That's too funny

  • When I've accidentally grabbed my ex's sister's leg instead of my ex's. It took us a while to realise what happened. 😂

  • Far too many to list but somewhere between getting caught bouncing up and down on a dildo and having an orgasm at the gynaecologist.

    • You had your dildo at the gynaecologists?

  • My mom walked in while I was getting a bj. I had to leave that day. We're cool now, this was like a long time ago.

  • I forget to fully close my hotel room door. I was getting ready to go out to a meeting when my boss walked in on me wearing only panties.

    • I bet his cock got hard

  • walking around the house in as a nudie and neighbors saw everything... didn't help that girl i was with also was walking around as a nudie too after a good time.. windows were open to so if they saw everything.. would of heard it too

  • this girl got so horny she bit my dick and i started bleeding and couldn't have sex for next coiple months... she ows me for. this

  • Having sex , doggystyle , with then girlfriend and having my cat swipe at my balls. She practically died of laughter at the time and yeah , I find it funny as fuck now.

  • Getting caught jerking off

  • I once crapped in the tub

  • I like answering the door mid shower in a towel. tosses out the persons' concentration..
    how about catching mom and dad..

  • Got rock hard on the bus to school while talking to a female classmate.

  • Dont have any

  • Had been caught while i gave my girl a rimjob

  • I got an erection during a medical, I was naked and the nurse was very hot, she just smiled when she noticed my little erection, I'm sure she was saying in her head (oh, this is the guy number 231 that gets hard for me)

  • We were having sex and started to cum under the covers and my 6 year old daughter walked into the bedroom.

    • so what did she say later?

  • caught at home few times.

  • can't remember

  • Had sex while my aunt was slleping, well we thaught she was sleeping, in the same room. The next morning she told me she was watching...

  • Got drunk at a party, like tried to down a bottle of vodka drunk. I woke up naked on a beach around 8am with families around...

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