What will future historians think of 21st century dick pics?

A new excavation at Pompeii has uncovered what appears to be the first artwork of a woman being disappointed by a small penis. Do you ever worry that in thousands of years time some historians will discover your dickpic in the archives and laugh at it?
What will future historians think of 21st century dick pics?
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  • I've been told before that my dick is good enough to fuck a porn star, so I don't think I have to worry.

    And even statues of gods and warriors in those days had small dicks to symbolize humbleness, so I disagree with your interpretation.

    I found the actual article. The fresco has nothing to do with a woman being disappointed by a small dick

    https://au.news.yahoo.com/pompeii-breathtaking-paintings-found-ancient-062325407.html

    Cassandra rejecting Appolo is a legend that has been told for centuries.

    Cassandra was given the gift of prophecy, but was also cursed by the god Apollo so that her true prophecies would not be believed. Many versions of the myth relate that she incurred the god's wrath by refusing him sexual favours after promising herself to him in exchange for the power of prophecy.

    So it's not the first fresco of a woman rejecting a man because of his small dick. And her reaction of him had nothing to do with his small dick.

    There's a line between satire and misinformation.

    • Don't you just love how our society likes to apply their current values on history and ignore the context of the historical period.

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  • Historians from the year 3000 will never see 21st century dick pics, because the data will have been corrupted beyond recognition by then. And even if the dick pics themselves survive somehow in data form, the technology needed to view those dick pics will have long since been replaced by newer technology, that won't be compatible.

    Imagine if you found an old 8-track cassette tape and wanted to play it. How hard would you have to look before you found an 8-track cassette player that works? And those are only from a few decades ago.

    The only way future historians will be looking at 21st century dick pics is if some university creates a Dick Pic Archive Project, and laser-prints thousands or millions of dick pics onto high-quality paper that could survive for centuries, and then stores them somewhere where they're likely to survive.

    • Actually it's meant to be a fun question, another especially prescient @purplepoppy post with the kind of sexual humour that is instantly recognisable and which makes the day for many of us GaG members !

Most Helpful Girl

  • Accompanied by body odor when in person. Benefits of modern tech. We have evolved.

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  • I don't think I've ever done one. But if one existed, yet I'm dead, then I probably wouldn't care. Not around to care.

  • They'll just wonder what my fascination with them was. Assuming that this fascination isn't shared by all future generations.

  • That they were part of some fertility ritual.

  • What do you mean? Men will still be sending them a thousand years from now;)

  • They’ll think ‘lol’

  • Not gonna happen as i don't send dick pics. Only way that would have ever happened would be if my parents named me Dick.

    The very first public Dick pic.
    The very first public Dick pic.
  • Stunned at how big (especially GaG inches) and beautiful ours are @purplepoppy ?

  • the interpretations will be by someone with too much time on their hands and probably misinterpret the intentions!

    On the plus side though, never in history has there been such a broad cross section or photographs documenting the male genitalia, should make for some unusual coffee table books

  • I don't worry about what people in the future think. What's important is the present.

  • Whatever historians in the future may discover about my penis, which by the way is just average sized, I don't give a damn. I won't be there anyway, will I? And all in all, if some people have a good relaxing laugh, isn't it rather positive? Having genuinely amused people for whatever reason may be a benefit for humanity in a certain way ;0)

  • They’ll get it. Someone will compare dick pics in the 22nd century as well as in the 23rd century and see if sexual preferences have changed at all

  • Small? That’s microscopic, the Who’s from Horton Hears a Who wouldn’t even be small enough to live on that thing.

  • I'd be more afraid if they found my original MySpace!! <<< shudder >>>

  • Well I never really sent a dick pic but I have a above average size so I think they might be impressed than laugh at it.

  • "Damn, they liked'em big."

    Or depending on evolutionary changes, "damn, they were kinda tiny".

  • Not at all

  • I think there will be no historians in the future and nobody will care about dick pics anymore👍🏻

  • No, I'll have them destroyed before I die.

  • People of all generations have been fascinated by the phallus. Lol

  • This is real art, well done for expressing the reality artist!

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