Guys, what would be your reply and reaction if the last person you slept with told you "I'm pregnant" ?

[talka20]

[TheSpaceGnome]

I'd dump her for cheating.

[Anonymous]

Celebrate.

[OlderAndWiser]

Frankly, I would be shocked and demanding proof of this impossible claim.

[RobT312]

I’d be pretty psyched... she can now call me daddy.
we are getting married soon, and I’d be cool with it.

[TonyV]

Apolige cause she's gonna be a single mother lol.

But seriously I don't know, she's my girlfriend, but on the other hand I always rubber up and she claims to be on the pill so I'd have some questions.

A kid don't fit in my plans right now so I'd have to do some quick child support research and math, look up price of birth and figure out if it's worth to stick around or not.

[NathanDavis]

I would say CONGRATZ!!!

now, for the love of all god do not name her or him Bubbles or Mojo-Jojo like you joked that one time...

[DonkeyDan]

Congratulations, who's the father? I used a condom and came in your mouth.

[Sixgunsound]

Her tubes are tied so after the first miracle of the day we’d start buying lottery tickets🤣

[AviatorTom]

I'd be shocked. My SO is the same age as me, and has gone through menopause.

[FunkyMonkee]

Wow!! That's amazing!! Who did you fuck? He must've used super sperm to get YOU pregnant, now that you're 65 years old!! (Last time I fucked her was almost 3 weeks before her 39th b-day.)

[megabamse]

First established if it's a joke or not. If not I would established if the test is good or not, then go to a doctor to figure out how long on the way she is witch would say if it's mine or not. Then have a talk about what she wants to do with the kid or not. If she wants to terminate then good, i pay for everything and support the emotional bits and all that. If she want to keep it, i would have some sort of concrete plan on hoe involved she wants me to be with the kid. Ones that is done a contract would be written out holder her to her word about what ever we agreed on and that would protect my rights as the father, and hold her words legally binding.

[genericname85]

"good for you", cause i know it's not mine.