What would you do if a girl vomited on your dick?

Question

Let's say you meet a cute girl. You try to have sex with her but she cries because it is painful. Then she tried to give you head and vomits. Then she starts sobbing. - what would you do?

Maraneva · Accepted Answer

I don't know I've never experienced any of this sexual stuff in the first place. But let's hypothesise.
I'd clean up the mess first (has to come first. Puke stinks!)
I'd just engulf her in a long hug and comfort her. Apologise for hurting her in vaginal sex (doesn't matter whose fault it is. She needs comfort at the moment). Give her a couple. of non sexual kisses then slowly advance to lip locks. If she wants I'd let her have another go at me. If not, no problems, I'd just comfort her even more, fix her a drink and dinner, make her feel free around me and want to meet me again. After that, things can progress after the second meetup🤷‍♂️

mrArcher · Accepted Answer

If she cries I fucking stop and make hot chocolate.
But, hypothetically if I pretend I didn't hear everything else, I take her to the bathroom, I wash up, I give her a bathrobe, I put on my smoking jacket, I take her to the living room and cover her with a blanket, I make a cup of tea and some hot chocolate for her. I hold her close for 10 to 15 minutes, I put on a movie, I go pour myself a glass of whiskey, take a few minutes to put everything together and then start over very slow. Like slow cosby.

MikeGaveO · Answer

Comfort her.  We could try again another time, and simply enjoy our time together for now. Let's clean up and not let that get to us, alright?  Basically what I would do

markscott · Answer

I'd feel bad for her, and try to make her feel better. I would tell her it was probably my fault for sliding my dick too far into her mouth and throat. But this would not happen, as I don't do hookups.

blkgold33 · Answer

I'm taking a very very long shower

Girther10 · Answer

I would say “there there little girl, it’s ok, now keep sucking and that will make you feel better”... that’s what I would do.😎Ofc.

TheMendini · Answer

I hope this never happens to me but you just need to comfort her and reassure her. She’ll be in a super vulnerable spot but you just need her to know that everything is fine and it’s just unfortunate it happened.

slatyb · Answer

Comfort her and clean it up.

Miristheiss · Answer

LOL, I do not even want to visualize this... I am moving on to other questions.

Dargil · Answer

Apologize and help her clean up.

humanearth · Answer

Give her a wet nap

Substantialman · Answer

Firstly, that ain't happening. I have never "tried" to have sex & then "tried" to give head if you are emotional, feeling pain, and about to be sick then the guy is doing something wrong. Get something right first take things slowly or we are not ready. I can't deal with that all at once.

Browneye57 · Answer

Dump her azz.

winterfox10 · Answer

Why is she sobbing? I'd just laugh it off.

Creepazoid · Answer

Lol what porn you been watching?

JermalTheBlackDog · Answer

Call the whole thing off and tell her to leave

Adrian2306 · Answer

clean the dick and try to calm her down

CaptainLegal · Answer

Hi would hug her, kiss her and calm her down. At that moment she must be embarrassed so I would have to calm her down. I would take a shower with her and continue our fun there.